One Personal 747 Jetliner And 24 Assistants Weren't Enough For Her Eight-Year Vacation On Our Dime?

Richard Branson, the business magnate behind the Virgin Group empire divulged in his new autobiography, Finding My Virginity, that when Mr. and Mrs. The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer came to visit him in the Virgin Islands after President Trump’s inauguration Michelle “couldn’t contain her excitement."

They traveled with an entourage of one hundred Secret Service agents and aides to the private island.

“We’re free!” Michelle Obama said, according to Branson, as he and his wife, Joan, greeted the couple.

“I’ve never been one for reserve and Barack and Michelle were eager to do away with formalities, too,” he writes. “When one of our team asked how to address the former First Lady, she gleefully shouted, ‘Michelle!'”

“It’s so nice to have my name back after eight years,” she told Branson, according to the book.

“We’re free!”  Let that settle on your brain for a sec.

Michelle Obama had an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim, twenty-four in fact, the largest of any first lady.

All eight trips the Obamas took to Hawaii cost the American taxpayer $3.5 million.

According to a report from Judicial Watch in December 2016, the Obama's travel expenses totaled over $96 million during his eight years as president.

Let’s see…there was Kenya, Malaysia, Ethiopia, Laos, Cambodia, Bali and six trips to France and Germany.

Right from the start, Sasha and Malia were included in their father's travels. In 2009, the First Family visited Ghana to see a slave outpost and visit Michelle's ancestral roots.

Over the years, the daughters accompanied their father to Argentina, Brazil and Cuba. They also went on additional trips with Michelle, like in the summer of 2015 when they went to London, Edinburgh and Venice.

In addition to the annual trips to Hawaii each December, the Obamas also spent two weeks each August in luxurious private homes on Martha’s Vineyard with rents up to $50,000 per week.

These people have frolicked in the lap of luxury hobnobbing with the elite of the elite and that has the Democrat base fuming.  The level of luxury they enjoy is unprecedented for a modern-day president.

Left-wing activists are troubled by what they see as a trend by Obama to distance himself from the base of the party. It’s not just vacations. The president also has enjoyed hefty fees for speeches to prominent Wall Street firms.  The World's Most Dangerous Community Organizer is hell-bent to join the fabled one percenters.

It was he who said, “The world must do more to combat income inequality, noting that the concentration of wealth fans fears that governments exist solely to benefit the powerful.”

Michelle Obama: Seal Of Disapproval

Arlington, VA, The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has announced an exciting breakthrough in the development of space age adhesives and gasket seals. The announcement comes on the heels of tests that may have proved the reliability of the Frogs' Ass Pursed-Lips Fluoroelastomer seal.

The Frogs' Ass Pursed-Lips Fluoroelastomers (FAPLF) might possibly be used as high-performance seals that may or may not reliably resist heat, chemicals, acids, bases, and other challenging operating conditions and materials. Alternating copolymers reinforced by faux black outrage and government-inspired entitlement imparts properties to gaskets, O-rings, and hoses that allow them to claim to outperform conventional fluoroelastomers whether or not any Caucasian scientists agree with the manner in which the tests were conducted.

Dr. Steven H. Walker, Acting Director for DARPA, stated that high speed photography of the ex-First Lady's pursed lip kisses indicated that pressures exceeding 100,000 PSI might be contained within the "hellish maw" located just above her chin.

White House staff's' colorful description of Mrs. Obama's lips, "tighter than a frog's ass," was instrumental in naming the new product.

The scientists, bio-engineers and bear trap designers who researched and survived Mrs. Obama's formidable lip seal exclaimed, "If the Challenger space shuttle's auxiliary fuel tanks had this capability instead of the o-rings installed by Morton-Thiokol, Judy and Christa might have been able to join the 200 Mile High Club. But then again, if frogs had wings they wouldn't bruise their asses jumping from lily pad to lily pad."

When asked to comment, Mrs. Obama replied,"Mmmmmmpppppfffff off."

Legacy? It's a Movement!

The Very Last Christmas Tree Of Obama White House

The last White House Christmas tree of the Obama administration arrived last Friday.  It was delivered to the executive mansion in a horse-drawn carriage.

Maria Puente of USA Today made certain to fill us in on what The Wookiee was wearing when she welcomed the tree:  Mrs. Obama’s outfit was casual chic.  A black military-style tunic jacket with asymmetrical buttons and bell sleeves over black leggings and high-heeled mid-calf black boots.

The tree, as you might expect, is stunning. It was brought down in the Piney Woods of East Texas by Johnny Manziel’s car.

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY:  The 19-foot Balsam-Veitch fir was grown at the Whispering Pines Tree Farm in Oconto, WI.  The disgraced and drunken Manziel was nowhere near the tree farm.

"Don't Let Anyone Tell You She Hasn't Had Work Done", or Something Like That!

If you see either one of these women, proceed with caution!

Who can forget the stirring words of Michelle Obama in February 2008 telling us that for the first time in her adult life, she was finally proud of her country? Apparently, that would be...Michelle Obama! Michelle got up at the Democrat convention in Philadelphia and figuratively* wagged her finger at us (something she learned from her husband, no doubt), and told us "Don't ever let anyone tell you America isn't great", despite the fact that it's only gotten worse over the last eight years.

But, I guess if you "wake up every morning in a house built by slaves", have your servants cook and clean for you and cater to your every desire, if you can travel the world on multi-million dollar vacations, spend as much as you like on your wardrobe and have chefs flown in at the expense of the peons taxpayers to satisfy your every culinary whim, then I guess you'd think that your America was pretty great. For the rest of America?

Let them eat cake! 


* I figured I should add that, since I couldn't actually stomach watching her speech in its entirety.

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Michelle Obama Totes Dat Barge, Lifts Dat Bale

Update (On a suggestion by a commenter): 

And The Nation Heaved A Collective Sigh Of Relief

Washington (CNN)—First Lady Michelle Obama is due to leave the White House when The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s reign of errors ends on January 20, 2017 and she said she has no intention of going back.

The wookiee’s announcement came while attending the South by Southwest (SXSW) Festival in Austin, Texas.  She made it clear she has no designs on the presidency saying, “I will not run for president.  No.  Nope.  Not going to do it.”

And the nation heaved a collective sigh of relief.

The current White House occupants have racked up 38—count ‘em—38 holidays, working vacations and “fun” trips according to a March 2015 published report by The Washington Examiner and are on par to take a total of 45 holidays before leaving office.

It is impossible to track the actual number of trips Moochelle, her daughters and her mother, Marian Robinson, have taken since the White House keeps that information secret from the media.  Yes, that’s right.  That’s been kept a secret.

It’s infuriating to think that the First Lady had the temerity to say that life in the White House had “some prison elements to it, but it’s a really nice prison.”  Bless her heart.

Last year alone there were trips to Hawaii, Aspen, Palm Springs, Los Angeles, Palm City, the United Kingdom, Italy, New York City and Martha’s Vineyard. In other years there were trips to Spain, Africa, China, and South America just to name a few destinations.

Judicial Watch compiled a list of First Family vacations and the sheer waste of taxpayer dollars through a series of Freedom of Information Act requests and lawsuits.  So far, Judicial Watch is reporting the total known expense to the American taxpayers for all Obama travel is now $70,880,035.71.

Do I see you doing a slow burn?  Yes, I think I do.

Obama seeks pay hike in post-presidency payments. Is MSM reporting on this and as outraged as Americans are? https://t.co/pqWsdBYriB

— PolitixGal (@PolitixGal) March 18, 2016

There Goes the Neighborhood!

Cross posted at Proof Positive

Business As Usual: The Snake Is Having Sex With The Vulture

Yesterday, The First Wookiee spoke at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser in Chi-Town to extort exhort the party faithful to “dig deep” into their pockets.  Fearful of losing the senate in the November midterms, something that will call a halt to The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s socialist agenda she said, "I kid you not.  I'm going to be honest with you. That's what we need you to do right now. We need you to write the biggest, fattest check that you can possibly write."

She continued, “Writing those checks is the single most impactful thing that you can do right now. When you dig deep, when you max out, that translates into staff hired and offices opened and ads running where they need to run.”

Let’s step back in time for just a skosh.

Four months before the 2008 general election, “The Messiah” reneged on his long-standing support of public financing.  His decision to become the first candidate to opt out of public financing freed him to raise vast amounts of money via Internet-driven fundraising.

After the election The Washington Post reported that his political shakedown machine had raised half-a-billion dollars online in his 21-month campaign for the White House.

On November 15, 2012, Time was reporting that when the final numbers were counted, $1 billion had greased the grubby palms of TWMDCO.

He is paid $400,000 a year.  We have already heard that there is “donor fatigue” and Mark Schlapp, former White House political advisor, is suggesting that the “Obama political machine is broken.”

There was speculation this week that TWMDCO and The Wookiee were eyeing a Rancho Mirage mansion worth $4.25 million.  TMZ now reports that famed interior decorator Michael S. Smith didn't like the house at all.  “It's pushed up against the mountain, it doesn't have a lot of light and it's just not that stylish.”  The buyer passed.

Even so, the mere fact that the mansion was under consideration is a clear indicator that the pretentious outrage of “too much money in politics” is a false flag.

The Wookiee added, “There’s special interests that have too much influence. But they had all that money and all that influence back in 2008 and 2012 and we still won those elections,” as she pleaded with fellow Dems to add even more cash to the political system.

Yep, the snake is having sex with the vulture.

UPDATE 3:04 PM 7/26/2014:  I wish to apologize to any of my readers who may have visited here between 1:00 PM and 3:00 PM today.  Someone posted a vile comment that was egregiously offensive.  As proprietor of this blog and moderator I welcome opinions that differ from my own but I will not permit repugnant, abhorrent videos and salacious slurs.  The commenter responsible has been blacklisted and Disqus has been duly notified.

It's my blog.  Them's my rules.

The Movie Critics Can’t Stop Talking About

If the scandal sheets like National Enquirer are correct (it’s possible given the fact that the rag got it right when they scorched John Edwards), Michelle O will be settling down in D.C. with the girls and her mother while The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer will “settle in his native Hawaii, where he’ll live with longtime pal” Bobby Titcomb who was arrested in an undercover prostitution bust in Honolulu in April 2011.

So, if The High Priestess of School Lunches divorces ‘Ol Jug Ears, what will she do with her time?

Tongues started wagging when Keith Koffler, veteran White House reporter and proprietor of White House Dossier wrote:

“Look out. First Lady Michelle Obama might just run for Senate from Illinois in 2016.” 

“How do I know? She’s raised her profile a lot, she’ll have pressure from Democrats to get in and pick up a GOP seat, and her own strong commitment to left wing values will help impel her to make the race—to continue to ‘make a difference.’”

He kicked it up a notch with his piece in the Opinion Section of Reuters.  Then Sally Kohn opined.

“Should Michelle Obama choose to run, she would be a formidable candidate in every way, from public speaking to fundraising to policy to media and more. But either way, just the fact that anyone is speculating sends a flattering signal to a beloved first lady who America would clearly like to keep in the public eye.”

Oh, Sally, bless your heart.  Beloved First Lady?  I’m throwing the bullshit flag on ya.

Remember when the New Nefertiti of the Windy City on the campaign trail in Madison, Wisconsin said this, “And let me tell you something—for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country.  And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.  And I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment.”

Appearing on The O’Reilly Factor, Juan Williams fired off this comment.  "She's got the Stokely Carmichael in a designer dress thing going.  Her instinct is to start with this ‘Blame America’, ‘I’m the victim’.  If that stuff starts to come out people will go bananas.  She’ll go from being the new Jackie O to something of an albatross.”

I’d like to go back to what our LGBT friend Sally Kohn said about Lady M’s formidability on policy. “Should Michelle Obama choose to run, she would be a formidable candidate in every way, from public speaking to fundraising to policy to media and more.” [Emphasis mine].

Recently, The High Priestess of School Lunches defended the USDA rules she championed, telling Congress, “The last thing that we can afford to do right now is play politics with our kids’ health. It’s unacceptable to me not just as First Lady, but as a mother.”

Amanda Radke wrote:

“However, the changes the First Lady is pushing on public schools don’t apply to her daughters Malia and Sasha, who attend a swanky private school that is exempt. In fact, the Obama girls reportedly are served foods not allowed on public school lunch menus; this includes foods like meatball subs, ice cream novelties, deviled egg salad, barbecued chicken wings, barbecued sliders, all natural beef nachos, baked three-cheese lasagna, pepperoni flatbread pizzas, cheese quesadillas, and chicken curry.”

Some kids even tweeted photos of their stomach-turning school lunches.

The Hypocrisy Meter blows up when you read the menu from just one of the State Dinners at the White House:  arugula with onion seed vinaigrette, red lentil soup with fresh cheese, roasted potato dumplings with tomato chutney, chick peas and okra, green curry prawns, collard greens with coconut aged basmati, pumpkin pie tart, pear tatin, whipped cream and caramel sauce, petit fours, cashew brittle, pecan pralines, passion fruit and vanilla gelees and chocolate dipped fruit.  Is it any wonder she has such a ginormous ba-donk-a-donk posterior?

When she starts talking like she's Gandhi, the overheated Left start dreaming of their dynasty.  We’ve seen this movie before.

Seven months before the 2012 general election at a “Bring Your Kids to Work” day event, the Wookiee answered a child’s question about her interest in running for president.  "Absolutely not. No.”

"Being president is a really hard job and it’s an important job," she said. "And when my husband is running for president, we’re right in there; we’re serving, too.  And I think that once his terms are over, we’ll go on to do other important things—because there are so many ways that you can help this country and the world, even if you’re not president of the United States."

"And I think one of the things you learn about yourself as you get older are what are your strengths and what are your interests.  And for me it’s other stuff that is not being the president. So I probably won’t run. But that’s a great question."

Now, here’s what The Insufferable Airhorn told ABC’s Kelly Ripa when she asked, "In 10 years from now, if Mrs. Obama turns to you and announces that she wants to run for office, what would your honest reaction be?"

"I would say, 'Where did you take my wife?  I was sure that there had been an alien body-snatching going on. One thing I can promise you is that Michelle will not run for office."

You forgot to add “PERIOD” there buddy.

One final thought, in her 1985 Princeton senior thesis entitled Princeton-Educated Blacks and the Black Community, we can look through the window of her bias wherein she scolds universities as being designed to cater socially and academically to whites.

Affirmative action eclipsed racial diversity.  Her thesis’ suppositional conclusion condemned other black alumni at Princeton because they identified with inclusive American culture more than they valued the color of their skin.

We were fooled and made a fool.  We’ve seen this movie before.  Have we learned nothing?

Of Hashtags, Selfies And Balls

On Friday May 9th, the man whose wit and wisdom I adore wrote this:

“It is hard not to have total contempt for a political culture that thinks the picture at right is a useful contribution to rescuing 276 schoolgirls kidnapped by jihadist savages in Nigeria. Yet some pajama boy at the White House evidently felt getting the First Lady to pose with this week's Hashtag of Western Impotence would reflect well upon the Administration. The horrible thing is they may be right:  Michelle showed she cared—on social media—and that's all that matters, isn't it?” 

“Just as the last floppo hashtag, #WeStandWithUkraine, didn't actually involve standing with Ukraine, so #BringBackOurGirls doesn't require bringing back our girls. There are only a half-dozen special forces around the planet capable of doing that without getting most or all of the hostages killed: the British, the French, the Americans, Israelis, Germans, Aussies, maybe a couple of others. So, unless something of that nature is being lined up, those schoolgirls are headed into slavery, and the wretched pleading passivity of Mrs Obama's hashtag is just a form of moral preening.”

@MarkSteynOnline #BringBackOurBalls Here’s my pictorial contempt. Hope you like it. pic.twitter.com/7e6CSggOiM
— PoliticalClownParade (@Carry_That_Load) May 11, 2014

Then there’s Michael Goodwin’s take:

As Barack Obama enters the twilight of his tenure, the debate over his legacy is ­beginning, but one conclusion already seems certain. It can best be described as “Honey, I shrunk the presidency.” 

Not since Jimmy Carter was held hostage by Iran has the Oval Office seemed so inconsequential against the forces of international darkness. The mismatch is particularly striking because smallness has been Obama’s choice. 

Although he is guilty of executive overreach at home, that bully behavior only sharpens the contrast with a foreign policy that is feeble when it is not comatose. The president’s estrangement from the demands of global leadership is giving a green light to tyrants and malevolent opportunists everywhere 

His preference for navel gazing over action was on full display last week. As Russia and China menaced their neighbors and Islamist terrorists set off bombs in a half-dozen countries, Obama accepted an award from Hollywood pal Steven Spielberg for fighting genocide. Passing up a chance to give a full-throated defense of freedom and Western civilization, the president lapsed into what The New York Times called a “meditation” on the limits of his power. 

That’s far too kind. It was a white flag of surrender and more proof that Obama lacks the capacity to shoulder the responsibilities that have belonged to the Oval Office for 100 years. 

The speech sounded like that of a man who is shocked to find that evil still roams the Earth, and doesn’t have a clue what to do about it. A long paragraph of his meandering remarks, released by the White House, captures his sense of helplessness. 

“I have this remarkable title right now—president of the United States—and yet every day when I wake up, and I think about young girls in Nigeria or children caught up in the conflict in Syria—when there are times in which I want to reach out and save those kids—and having to think through what levers, what power do we have at any given moment, I think, ‘drop by drop by drop,’ that we can erode and wear down these forces that are so destructive, that we can tell a different story,” Obama said. 

If there was a course of action buried in that litany of woe, it ­escapes me. The sequence amounts to a counsel of defeat. 

Earlier, he had talked about rising anti-Semitism and the spread of sectarian and tribal conflicts. 

“We cannot eliminate evil from every heart, or hatred from every mind,” he said. “But what we can do, and what we must do, is make sure our children and their children learn their history so that they might not repeat it. We can teach our children the hazards of tribalism. We can teach our children to speak out against the casual slur. We can teach them there is no ‘them,’ there’s only ‘us.’” 

There you have it. We can teach our children warm and fuzzy things—assuming they and we are not killed by madmen first. In which case, there’s nothing we can do. 

The speech reflects how little Obama has grown in office. He initially viewed American power as a problem that needed to be checked if the world was to find lasting peace and harmony. 

By and large, he followed that bad prescription by deliberately shrinking America’s global footprint, and the result is the astonishing chaos we see around us. The vacuum is being filled not with democratic movements but by al Qaeda, China, Russia and other authoritarian regimes eager to take advantage of our retreat. 

Obama’s view of the world was wrong, and his policies are making it more dangerous and less stable. Yet he is still sounding the call to retreat, proposing new cuts to the military that would shrink it to pre-World War II levels. 

Having failed to listen or learn, Obama surveys the incomprehensible brutality and sinks into an intellectualized self-pity. Indeed, there is special poignancy to the fact that First Lady Michelle Obama joined the Twitter nation over the Nigerian schoolgirl abductions. 

The photo of her holding a sign saying “Bring Back Our Girls” is riveting, but also odd. 

Did she think to push her husband to do something? 

And you wonder whom she expects to save the girls. The United Nations? The terrorists themselves? Nigeria’s government? 

Maybe all of the above, which is to say no one, because, without the leadership of the United States, there is no one who can maintain peace and security. 

This is the result of the choice Barack Obama made. This is what the world looks like when a president laments evil ­instead of confronting it. 

UPDATE:  Welcome Fire Andrea Mitchell! readers.

Obamao Souvenirs Difficult To Find During FLOTUS Visit To China

T-shirts, coin purses and posters that show The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer portrayed as Chairman Mao are normally available for sale at the Great Wall of China. But on Sunday, when the Wookiee visited the Chinese tourist spot with her daughters, the so-called “Obamao” souvenirs were nowhere to be found.  Or were they?

Sunday Slacker Post

My little furkid Sophie asleep on her woobie

It’s been quite a week.  Snowfall on Tuesday that didn’t amount to much followed on Wednesday by a “Snowpocalypse” that continued through late afternoon on Thursday dumping 11 inches of white stuff where I live.  My area escaped the ice storm that caused severe damage south of me.

Friday, as you know, was Valentine’s Day.  At approximately 10:23 PM, an earthquake struck Edgefield, SC and seismologists said the 4.1 magnitude tremblor could be felt as far west as Atlanta and as far north as Hickory, NC.  The little burg is some 60 miles north and west of where I live.

I didn’t know about it until some of my co-workers were discussing it the following day at work.  Must’ve slept through it I guess.

Mitt Romney believes former President Bill Clinton "embarrassed the nation" with the Monica Lewinsky scandal, but doesn't think it will be a factor in 2016 if Hillary Clinton runs for president.

The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer is spending a three-day weekend at Sunnylands, the luxurious 200-acre estate near Palm Springs, CA to play golf with three buddies and binge on TV while Chewbacca enjoys her third consecutive trip to Aspen over the President’s Day weekend.

I read with interest an article about a new treatment for sleep apnea.  I was recently diagnosed with moderate obstructive sleep apnea.  I have not yet met with the sleep doctor who will prescribe which CPAP I will be given and make the necessary adjustments to the forced air settings that will work best for my degree of apnea.

U.S. Secretary of State John “Mr. Reporting for Duty” Kerry on Sunday called climate change perhaps the world's "most fearsome" destructive weapon and mocked those who deny its existence or question its causes, comparing them to people who insist the Earth is flat.

Facebook is now offering its users numerous options to present their gender identity to their Facebook freaks friends in the same way they do in the real world.  Oh joy!

Taco Bell is not a thing you plan to eat, per se. After a few drinks or a bad day, it just sort of happens.  The company plans to release a mobile ordering app so that almost as soon as you experience a spontaneous craving for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, you will be able order it with a few taps on your Smartphone.

It’s tough when one of your best friends starts dating a dud. Keep your mouth shut, and you feel like a bad friend. Say something about it, and they’re liable to run back to their poorly chosen lover’s arms quicker than ever.

Now, there’s a new way to get that criticism out of your system anonymously. Forever NOT lets you bet on how long your friends’ relationships will last and give the ill-fated paramours feedback, all anonymously.

Oh well, even love unreturned has its rainbow.

I think I’ll get back to enjoying my slacker Sunday.  The timer is going off on my 7-layer dip with chicken.  Time to put some tortilla chips in a bowl and dig in.  I think I’ll follow that up with some Caramel Cookie Crunch gelato and join the pup on the couch and watch me some Olympics.  Who gives a shit if that small, odd, chill-faced man who likes to pose menacingly shirtless in order to seem much taller than he actually is is boning that gymnast who is 30 years his junior?

Enjoy your day.

The Insufferable Airhorn And Ba-Donk-A-Donk Butt’s Excellent Adventure

The First Lady, according to British and Irish press reports, will quarter in the $3,300-a-night Princess Grace Suite of Dublin’s Five-Star Shelbourne Hotel along with her entourage of 30 and secret service for the family.

Air Force Two was flown to Europe along with Air Force One because the president and the rest of the family will be separated.  This we can blame on Great Britain’s Prime Minister David Cameron who announced in late February that he was declaring the G8 Summit “WAG-free” to ensure that leaders remain “focused” on issues without the distraction of having their wives and girlfriends in tow.

“The White House is billing Michelle’s trip to Dublin as having diplomatic significance, but her itinerary suggests otherwise. She and her daughters will visit the Trinity College library to explore President Obama’s Irish family roots, attend a performance by the world-famous Riverdance troupe, and visit the Wicklow Mountains national forest.”

After visiting Dublin, Ba-Donk-A-Donk Butt and her daughters will join the Insufferable Airhorn in Berlin for the second leg of his European trip.

“I am the leader of the free world, the deity of demagoguery, the remarkably absent president, the emperor with no clothes and my messianic status does not allow me to descend to a lower level.”—Barack Obama

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

Right Jabs For October 20, 2012

Politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here are a few links from conservative bloggers who are waging a war of words against the misanthropy, priggishness, prejudice, luddism, illiberalism and irrationalism of the mainstream media bobble-head dolls and groupthink poodles of the press corps.

Sometimes it takes an outside view to clarify important matters. I hope this message will serve that purpose.

How are children supposed to learn to act like adults, when so much of what they see on television shows adults acting like children?

Still dead, but he’s feeling better.

We suspect once President Romney is sworn in challenging the president will become a patriotic duty.

Hard as it is to believe, the disgusting farce of Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency is still hitting new lows. 

Jeremy and his parents must be thrilled at the prospect of the young scholar requiring a year or two of retraining after acquiring his expensive 4-year degree in order to get him up to speed for the hypothetical factory jobs that will blossom under Obama's best-case employment scenario.

Soledad needs a cocktail. 

…still nothing—here on the dawn of the most important election in US history.

If Mitt has ‘Romnesia,’ Obama’s got nothing.

Wow. That binder kerfuffle. That’s just all different kinds of stupid, huh?

The first freedom in the days of the American Revolution was freedom from British rule. The first freedom in 1941 was freedom from Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. The first freedom during the Cold War was freedom from Communism. The first freedom in our own time is freedom from Islam.

That flushing sound you hear is another $50 million taxpayer dollars going down the shitter of Teh Won’s Green Energy policy.

This has all the makings for an historic landslide.

Holy Choom!  Praise be His crease!

And, if they say what I think they’re saying, Obama will be back in Chicago on January 21, 2013.

The major base of the Democratic Party is made up of two groups. Those who think they are owed free stuff and those who are just stupid.

…unless the country changes direction and stops moving “forward” this great country will soon be on that road to hell.  This was certainly not the “hope and change” we were all looking for.

James Taranto believes that CNN’s Candy Crowley was duped by David Axelrod to do President Obama’s bidding at the last debate.

But, it isn’t entirely fair to say Obama has no agenda. It’s just that the agenda for a second term is a retread of the first, including all the lies and failure.

Not to be judgmental or culturally insensitive here, but why haven’t other atrocities committed by the Taliban resulted in similar “bad press?”

If we give The Crapsack™ POTUS the heave-ho on November 6th, there's an additional bonus to this: the lobster-sucking, $5,000-sneaker-wearing WIDE LOAD FLOTUS—Moochelle—gets her fat ass run out of town as well.

What we know for sure is what Washington has known all along: Obama doesn’t like people. And increasingly, people don’t like him.

One of the loopier phrases coined by progressives is "smart power".  At its essence, it seeks to counter violent aggression with the consensus-based woolgathering of the European Union.  A post written back in August of 2011 seems eerily prescient in light of our non-response to the 9/11 attack in Benghazi, Libya.

This is the intellectual dead end liberalism brings us to. Fortunately, reality does not conform to their fevered nightmares. There is always a way, and innovation powered by free-market capitalism is the signpost.

Aren't you glad we have a president who doesn't understand basic economics? Me too! Because then he can walk into a debate and get away with saying stupid shit like this.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: Let’s Move Initiative

For Madame Royale Life Is One Big Party

We are the brokest nation on the planet and yet we have a sasquatch whose dedication to a life of fabulousness takes no notice of the fact that many of the peasants, out of budgetary necessity, resorted to “Staycations” just to make ends meet.

As many have noted, barely seventeen days have passed since sasquatch returned from a “luxury Christmas break in Hawaii.”

While in Aspen, FLOTUS is enjoying her après ski at the posh home of Jim and Paula Crown, Chicago cronies and longtime supporters of the SCOAMF.  The Crowns are “top bundlers” for his 2012 bid for the presidency.

She Sure Can Pick ‘Em

Moochelle Obumbles stopped in a favorite local restaurant while in Botswana to enjoy French fries and fat cakes.  Seriously, fat cakes.  Perhaps she should have considered the optics inasmuch as she has justifiably come under criticism for her failure to practice what she preaches.

Her “Let’s Move” program stresses the dangers of children eating unhealthy foods.  She was accused earlier this year of stuffing a staggering 2200 calorie meal into the mouths of state governors at a White House gala.

You can see a picture of her taking the items that make her ass a “wide load” here, but I prefer the Photoshop™ we have with this post.