Showing posts with label Elizabeth Warren. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elizabeth Warren. Show all posts

Thursday, February 20, 2020

“Las Venom” Democratic Debate Cliffs Notes

That was me laughing my ass off for two solid hours while Mini Mike did countless faceplants.  God love Lizzie The Liar.  Bless Uncle Joe’s heart.  Poor little Amy.  Boot Edge Edge has such a punchable face I was throwing popcorn at the TV whenever he appeared on the screen.

Rather than writing a dissertation on the disastrous debate, I decided to just conjure up some Photoshops® that tell the story and throw in a few juicy tweets for good measure.
 
If you think the Democrats had a bad night, imagine being a Never-Trumper watching that clown show.





Wednesday, January 15, 2020

And The Winner Is…

After what many, including myself, saw as the performance of the ages when Clemson was unequivocally humbled by a Bayou Beatdown in New Orleans Monday night, it was impossible for CNN’s Democratic Presidential Debate from Des Moines to generate a scintilla of excitement for what turned out to be more like dance night at a retirement home.

The moderators asked predictably skewed questions meant to gin up the animosity between Pocahontas and the guy who combs his hair with a balloon who, according to her, said a woman could not win the White House. 

Van Jones, CNN commentator and ardent supporter of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer, described what he watched as “cold oatmeal”. “The Democrats are going to have to do better than what we saw tonight,” he said. “There was nothing I saw tonight that would be able to take Donald Trump out—and I want to see a Democrat in the White House as soon as possible.”

Debate recap:  “Sen, Klobuchar your time has expired.”  “Trump did it.”  “Let me be clear.”  “Sen. Klobuchar, your time…”  “Folks, folks…”  “The fact of the matter is…”  “Uh, uh, uh…”

Aaron Feis and Tamar Lapin writing for the New York Post noted, “If Biden, Warren, Sanders, Buttigieg and Klobuchar didn’t break away from the pack, they at least played the hits. The same could not be said for the night’s sixth candidate, ­billionaire hedge-funder Tom Steyer, whose political inexperience continued to leave him doe-eyed and tongue-tied.”

The ho-hum debate, and believe me it was mind-numbingly tedious, ended with speculation over the animated exchange between Warren and Sanders when Looney Lizzie approached Comrade Bernie who stuck out his hand to shake hers only to have her snub him.

As she was speaking to Bernie, he nodded, then put up his hands as if to stop her.  Idiot Steyer walked up to them with Sanders saying something that caused the two of them to turn their backs and walk away.

Steyer, when asked about the confrontation afterwards said, “Look, I don’t know what they were saying.  Whatever was going on, I was trying to get out of the way as fast as possible.”

The post-debate chuckleheads at CNN were all-a-twitter over the mystery.  Maybe next time, the most trusted name in news could hire a lip reader while they struggle mightily to qualify as a credible news source.

Sunday, January 5, 2020

Democrats Crossing The Line: Giving Aid And Comfort To America’s Sworn Enemies

During the 5 o’clock hour on Saturday, President Trump tweeted a thread that reads, “Iran is talking very boldly about targeting certain USA assets as revenge for our ridding the world of their terrorist leader who had just killed an American, & badly wounded many others, not to mention all of the people he had killed over his lifetime, including recently, hundreds of Iranian protesters. He was already attacking our Embassy and preparing for additional hits in other locations. Iran has been nothing but problems for many years. Let this serve as a WARNING that if Iran strikes any Americans, or American assets, we have targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!”

Shortly thereafter, three dipshit Democrats aghast that Trump would take decisive action against a barbaric killer of American troops and innocents, chimed in to denounce the President’s warning.

Pocahontas tweeted, “You are threatening to commit war crimes. We are not at war with Iran. The American people do not want a war with Iran. This is a democracy. You do not get to start a war with Iran, and your threats put our troops and diplomats at greater risk. Stop.”

The Bronx Bolshevik tweeted, “This is a war crime. Threatening to target and kill innocent families, women and children—which is what you’re doing by targeting cultural sites—does not make you a ‘tough guy.’ It does not make you ‘strategic.’ It makes you a monster.”

Ilhan Omar (D-Somalia) of “some people did something” fame tweeted, “The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes on Twitter. God help us all! #25thAmendment

I do not profess to be a scholar of the law or the Constitution, but I do know when elected officials of my government are giving aid and comfort to the sworn enemies of my country.  So, what does the U.S. Constitution tell us?

Article 3, Section 3, Clause 1 declares, that adhering to the enemies of the United States, giving them aid and comfort, shall be treason. Any act that deliberately strengthens or tends to strengthen enemies of United States or that weakens or tends to weaken the power of United States to resist and attack such enemies is characterized as aid and comfort.

Aid and comfort may consist of substantial assistance or the mere attempt to provide some support. Actual help or the success of the enterprise is not relevant. [emphasis mine]

During Droney McPeacePrize Obama’s two terms in office, he authorized 542 drone strikes killing an estimated 3,797 people, including 324 civilians in non-battlefield settings in Yemen, Pakistan and Somalia. He reportedly told senior aides in 2011, “Turns out I’m really good at killing people.  Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine.”

And, who can forget the assassination of Libya’s Muammar Gaddafi in 2011?

Where was the outrage back then?  No one was clutching their pearls because it was their messiah; their Lightbringer.

General David Petreaus said in an interview with Foreign Policy magazine, “It is impossible to overstate the importance of this particular action [killing Quds commander Qassem Soleimani].  It is more significant than the killing of Osama bin Laden or even the death Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.”

Just when you thought the crybaby snowflakes on the left had reached peak retard enters corpulent tub of shit Michael Moore:
Following Iran’s boast it had placed an $80 million bounty on Trump’s head and threatened to attack the White House, the President tweeted: 

After 40 years of a secret war that has been waged in the shadows, one thing is clear:  Iran thrives on threats to harass and intimidate its enemies.  It knows the regime will collapse if all-out war comes its way. It murdered 1,500 protesters in November precisely because they fear the rising anger of average people in Iran. Where was the spontaneous outpouring of anger over Soleimani’s death? There were no million-man protests in Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and Iran, of people rushing to the streets. They waited for the regime or their militia commanders to tell them how to protest. This is evidence that Iran’s role in the Middle East may be weakening and that even though it will respond, it must decide wisely how to do so.

President Trump has made certain of that. 

Saturday, November 2, 2019

Pocahontas: Don’t Tax You, Don’t Tax Me, Tax That Fella Behind The Tree

She was hounded at the last two debates and relentlessly asked for many moons about her plan for Medicare For All. On Friday, Warren finally sent out smoke signals announcing her long-awaited plan for a government-run health care system.  Warren, speaking with forked tongue, promised “not one penny in middle-class tax increases” is necessary to finance the $20.5 trillion she needs to pay for it.

Her Medicare For All would cost just under $52 trillion over the next ten years and would be covered by increased payroll taxes on employers, financial transactions, the ultra-wealthy living in multi-million-dollar wigwams and large corporations.

Detailed in a 20-page online post, Pocahontas’ unicorn and Skittles plan relies on employers transferring nearly all of what they currently spend on private health insurance for employees to Uncle Sam.

The height of a stack of 52,000,000,000,000 one-dollar bills would reach from the earth to the moon and back 6-and-a-half times or all the way to the planet Saturn and back to Earth three times.  That’s heap big wampum Kimosabe.  If, for some reason, redistributing our beads and blankets falls short of the revenue target, her plan would impose a “Supplemental Employer Medicare Contribution” for big companies with extremely high executive compensation and stock buyback rates.

The 1/1024th Native American acknowledged nearly two million jobs could be lost calling it “part of the cost issue.”  When asked by a reporter in Des Moines “Where do those who are in health insurance go when private insurance is eliminated?” her answer was classic buffalo shit.  “So, if you’ve had a chance to read the plan, you’ll see no one gets left behind.  Some of the people currently working in health insurance will work in other parts of insurance. In life insurance, in auto insurance, in car insurance. Some will work for Medicaid, and there is a five-year transition support for everyone. Because what this is about is how we strengthen America’s middle class and how we make sure that in transitions no one gets left behind. It’s right there in the plan, and it’s fully paid for.”

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part II

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...



Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!

    

Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!


Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!





Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady






Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace

That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Blood Of Sequoyah Does Not Flow Through Elizabeth Warren's Veins


Now this man was a Cherokee who should rightly be honored by his people and any one who claims to be an American.
Sequoyah was born in 1770 near Knoxville, Tenn. to a woman named Wuteh and an unknown father. Much of his early life is debated, but accounts state that he never went to school or learned English. Sequoyah grew up to be a silversmith and became impressed by the white settlers' use of writing. He began creating a writing system for the Cherokee language around 1809. The Nation of Cherokees accepted his system in 1825, and the first Cherokee newspaper launched in 1828.
Now don't get me wrong, I am not a DNA techie or a genealogist, but Ms. Warren's claim to be of Native American heritage seems to be getting desperate. The DNA linkage she claims is not an actual chain of Cherokee nucleotides since such a thing does not exist; not for Cherokees nor for any other Native American tribe.

Breitbart News:
The Cherokee Nation is having none of it. In a blistering statement, Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin, Jr. writes, “A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship. Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America.”  
This is an important fact and especially true of Warren’s DNA test, which did not include any American Indian DNA whatsoever to compare her results with. Buried in the Boston Globe story is this bombshell: “To make up for the dearth of Native American DNA, Bustamante used samples from Mexico, Peru, and Colombia to stand in for Native American.”  
In other words, all Warren’s DNA test really proves is that she might be 1/64 to 1/1024 Mexican, Peruvian, or Colombian. What’s more, while some tribes are willing to accept 1/16 ancestry, they are not willing to do so through unreliable DNA tests. What they want to see is actual genealogy, and the truth is that Warren has no documentation to prove that her family has ever had an American Indian in her family.
The only thing Warren's DNA has to show is that there may be an illegal alien or two lurking in her ancestor's closet.

Friday, July 6, 2018

She Already Knows What The Outcome Will Be And So Do We

On Thursday night, President Trump flew to Montana to headline a rally for Matt Rosendale, the Republican Senate nominee running against Democrat Jon Tester this November.
CNN’s Politics Reporter and Editor-at-Large, Chris Cillizza, didn’t watch the rally.  Instead he sifted through the transcript and proclaimed his speech “contained a number genuinely dangerous lines, lines no President before Trump would even consider uttering among a small group of friends─much less in front of thousands of people.”  He settled on eleven statements he considers pose a “real risk to the body populace.”
I’ll save you the burden of reading his dreck on ten of those lines and focus on the one that was genuinely amusing because it was the first time Trump rolled it out and it was a real beaute.
“I shouldn’t tell you because I don’t like giving away secrets,” Trump said.  “But let’s say I’m debating Pocahontas.  I promise you I’ll do this:  I will take, you know those little kits they sell on television where you learn your heritage…in the middle of the debate, when she proclaims that she is of Indian heritage because her mother said she has high cheekbones, that is her only evidence, her mother said we have high cheekbones," Trump continued.
“We’ll take that little kit─but we have to do it gently.  Because we’re in the #MeToo generation, we have to do it gently.  And we will very gently take that kit, and slowly toss it, hoping it doesn’t injure her arm, and we will say:  ‘I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian.'”
Here’s what Cillizza had to say:
Truly remarkable. In his usual riff about the questions surrounding Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren's claims of Native-American heritage, Trump shows his true colors on the #MeToo movement. He seems to suggest that the movement, which grew out of a series of news stories of powerful men sexually harassing women, is about political correctness run rampant. Trump seems to think -- or at least say -- that he has to be careful not to offend the #MeToo movement by throwing a DNA heritage kit at Warren. Which both deeply misunderstands what the #MeToo movement is about and denigrates the entire idea of women feeling safe to come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct.

According to NBC News, yes that NBC News, there is no documented proof [emphasis mine] that Warren is descended from Native Americans.

Warren has not provided any. Genealogists who have investigated her history have found her relatives to be listed as white in historical documents like the Census and do not appear in the Indian documents typically used to verify claims of Native American ancestry, like the Dawes Rolls.

The New England Historic Genealogical Society initially said they had proof that she was 1/32nd Native American, only to later backtrack and say they did not have definitive proof. They declined to comment for this story.

Cherokee genealogist Twila Barnes traced Warren's maternal family back four generations to the turn of the 19th century; the records listed all members as white. She could not find Warren’s family in any of the 45 Indian records and documents she reviewed for a detailed report.

Carpe Donktum’s tweet this morning requesting the reveal of the test results be televised and hosted by tabloid talk show host Maury Povich inspired me.

Be honest, tossing Warren a DNA test at a 2020 presidential debate would be ratings gold.

We already know the results and so does she, but Trump’s zinger yesterday is going to haunt her for the next two years.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  We are grateful to Doug Ross for linking to this post.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Trump Vs Warren In A Tomahawk Fight On Pay-Per-View

At a White House event specifically honoring the World War II Navajo Code Talkers, President Trump couldn’t resist getting in a zinger slamming Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).
“I just want to thank you because you’re very, very special people. You were here long before any of us were here. Although we have a representative in Congress who, they say, was here a long time ago. They call her ‘Pocahontas.’”
During the volatile 2016 presidential campaign, Warren took to social media to mock and needle Trump, calling him everything from a “loser” to a xenophobic “bully.” In response, Trump quickly seized upon Warren’s claims of Cherokee and Delaware Indian ancestry, coining the belittling nickname — “Pocahontas.” 
The clearly chafed Warren said, “This was supposed to be a ceremony honoring war heroes. All he had to do was smile and thank them for their incredible service. But he couldn’t make it through the ceremony without throwing in a racial slur. Donald Trump does this over and over thinking somehow he is gonna shut me up with this. It hadn’t worked in the past, it is not gonna work in the future.” 
The left is aghast─most notably CNN’s Jim Acosta.
Anybody scalping tickets to the grudge match? 

Monday, July 3, 2017

You Magnificent Bastard

It would be hard to find someone who is not familiar with the 2012 report by The Boston Globe regarding Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren’s failure to furnish any tribal documentation or genealogical evidence of her Native American heritage.

The Globe reported that Warren identified herself as Native American to Harvard University and the University of Pennsylvania, when she taught at both schools, in order to use her "minority status" as a way to further her career.

Entrepreneur, MIT graduate and Republican candidate V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai announced in February he would be running for the US Senate seat currently held by Pocahontas.

Last week, Ayyadurai—who proudly refers to himself as a "real Indian"—threw a jab at Warren by sending her an all-expenses-paid DNA test kit from 23&Me.  Clearly unamused, Pocahontas refused the challenger’s gift.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

You Will Never Shame Me For Making Jokes About Elizabeth Warren

On the eve of his 100th day in office, President Trump addressed the National Rifle Association’s annual convention in Atlanta.
"The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end," Trump said to raucous cheers. "You have a true friend and champion in the White House.  To the NRA, I can proudly say:  I will never, ever let you down."

The President was clearly comfortable speaking to the convention attendees and even predicted the organization would endorse him in the 2020 presidential election.   He chuckled at the thought of Democrats failing to persuade the group’s members with promises of “common sense gun control measures.”

"I have a feeling that in the next election, you're going to be swamped with candidates," Trump said. "It may be Pocahontas, remember that."

“Pocahontas” is the nickname Trump gave Sen. Elizabeth Warren while on the campaign trail.  Many on the right have given her other monikers like “Fauxcahontas” and “Lieawatha”.  Our betters on the left were apoplectic over the “slur”.  At least Trump didn’t lie about being Cherokee to steal a university position from a bona fide Native American.  

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Mean Tweets: Elizabeth Warren Edition

Monday, June 27, 2016

Princess Dances With Lies And The Handmaiden Of The Rich

An avalanche of irrefutable evidence has demonstrated beyond any doubt that Elizabeth Warren has no proof to back up her phony claims of Native American ancestry. We learned today that Princess Dances With Lies will join the Handmaiden Of The Rich on the campaign trail.  They will take the stage together for the first time in this election cycle at Cincinnati’s Museum Center at Union Terminal.

Speculation abounds that Warren is on Clinton’s VP short list along with Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) and The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Julian Castro.

CNN poll which asked voters specifically about Warren found that 34% of Democrats favored her as Clinton’s running mate while 54% said they would prefer someone else.

An ongoing criminal investigation of Clinton’s email server and the corrupt fundraising practices of the Clinton Foundation continue to dog her in the run-up to the general election. 

Her rival, Bernie Sanders, whom she vanquished in the primaries, called her out for receiving more than $225,000 a pop in speaking fees to Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Deutsche Bank, Fidelity Investments, UBS, Bank of America and a host of other Wall Street firms.  He vehemently demanded she turn over the transcripts of those speeches.  Clinton has belligerently refused to do so.  Sanders rightfully insinuated that the Sack Of Russet Potatoes With Earrings is “too beholden to her donors to enact financial reform.”  Ya think?

An investigation from the Associated Press ties those fees to government influence. Of the nearly $22 million Clinton made in fees, most was from groups that had recently lobbied the government.

Well, Princess Dances With Lies has unclean hands herself.  She got $633,000 from the securities industry according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

The big Wall Street bundlers who support the Democrat Party are pushing back at the prospect of Warren as Clinton’s running mate—the thought of these two on the same ticket is unsettling.

There is no honor among thieves.  

The word for today is:  WAMPUM.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Trail Of Tears

According to The Hill, the two Soros-backed PACs responsible for launching the “Run Warren Run” campaign will be suspending operations on Monday after establishing field offices in Iowa and New Hampshire, hiring nine full-time organizers and recruiting volunteer captains throughout The Granite State and in 90 of Iowa’s 99 counties.

Despite all their futile efforts and Fauxcahontas’ repeated insistence she would not seek the presidency in 2016, the needle never moved for a Warren presidential campaign.  They continued to harangue their “ideal choice” to challenge the Democrats’ monarch-in-waiting.

A spokesman for the inane group said, “When Warren spoke, we made sure people listened.  Even more than usual.”  Sorry.  I pay pretty close attention to politics and I can say with confidence their notion of success is grossly removed from reality.
My guess is Granny Clinton told ‘ol Lizzie to “go to the back of the line.”

Flip This House, Fauxcahontas!

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 Say it ain't so, Lizzie!
 
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