Monday, May 20, 2019

Want a Man With a Joe Hand

I want a man with a Joe hand 
I want a lover with a shoulder touch 
I want somebody who will sniff my hair 
Not come and go in a heated rush 
I want somebody who is old and bland 
When it comes to love I want a Joe hand

(with apologies to the Pointer Sisters!) 

Flowing Curves Of Beauty

Marriage is like a deck of cards.  In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.  By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Epithet Or Epitaph: Pete Buttigieg Edition

The man who vowed to “Make America Great Again” has picked out an epithet for the openly homosexual South Bend mayor who is running for president in 2020.

Pete Buttigieg said the following at a recent campaign rally:
During a rally in Panama City, Florida on Wednesday the President scoffed at the notion that Buttigieg could hold his own in high-stakes international negotiations saying, "We have a young man, Buttigieg. Boot-edge-edge. They say ‘edge-edge,’” over-enunciating the mayor’s name, “He's got a great chance, doesn’t he? He’ll be great representing us against President Xi of China. That’ll be great. I want to be in that room. I wanna watch that one."
The President believes if you can encapsulate someone in a phrase or a nickname, you can own them,” a person who knows the President said in a recent interview. “Low Energy Jeb, Little Marco, that kind of thing really diminishes people and puts you in control of them and that’s what Trump is a genius for doing.”

Our betters on the Left became upset after learning the President told Politico, “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become President of the United States.” 
What kind of monster hasn’t heard of Mad Magazine?  Are you telling me Mayor Pete somehow missed one of the major cultural landmarks of the last 50 years?

Alfred E. Neuman first appeared on the magazine’s cover in 1954. The magazine, founded by editor Harvey Kurtzman and publisher William Gaines, debuted as a comic book in 1952, then switched to magazine format three years later. Mad is still published on a bimonthly basis.

No wonder editorial cartoonist Gary Varvel did a caricature of the idiot kid on April 21, 2019.

Friday, May 10, 2019

Interview With A Whore

Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey sat down with CNN’s Anderson Cooper at a town hall Thursday night marking exactly two years to the day after he was fired by President Trump. 

The former FBI head made it clear there is no love lost between him and the President whom he described as a 'chronic liar' who on more than one occasion displayed a corrupt intent to interfere with the Russia investigation.

It's clear that Comey is speaking out to cover his skanky ass and set up a narrative before reports from Inspector General Michael Horowitz come and before Attorney General William Barr reveals the results of his investigation into the origin of the Russia collusion sham.

The walls are closing in. 
UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  We thank Doug Ross for linking to this post. 

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Fractured Fairy Tales: When Humpty Dumpty Met Chicken Little

Democrats, instigating a contempt vote against Attorney General William Barr over a lightly redacted report is the best way to pretend we are living through a constitutional crisis.

Democrats who hold the majority on the House Judiciary Committee aren’t content with simply holding Barr in contempt, they want to arrest him and slap him in the jail located in the basement of the Capitol. “His day in the sun is coming,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) said.

They have moved from conspiracies about Russia to conspiracies about the report debunking the conspiracy; and they are unnerved.  Attorney General Barr is pursuing an inquiry into the Obama Administration’s decision to conduct a foreign counterintelligence investigation of the Trump campaign.
After a week of histrionics about Attorney General Bill Barr, who had offended Democrats and their media allies by writing a letter that accurately laid out the findings of the Special Counsel’s two-year investigation fat, fat water rat Jerry Nadler began demanding the release of the unredacted report. The White House, as expected, ­asserted executive privilege.

Though the law clearly places discretion over the redaction with the Attorney General, Nadler claimed assertion had triggered a “constitutional crisis.”

Democrats, in fact, were so exceptionally uninterested in specifics of the redactions that when Barr offered a dozen members of Congress, six Democrats and six Republicans, the option of reviewing the minimally redacted report, not a single Democrat — not Chuck Schumer, not Nancy Pelosi and not Jerry Nadler — showed up to take a look.

It’s all an act meant to create the perception that Barr, in cahoots with Trump, is hiding the findings of Mueller’s unimpeded and open-ended investigation.

If they had taken the time to review the Mueller Report, Democrats would have found they had access to more than 98% of the report, including 99.9 percent of the politically charged Volume II, according to DOJ. Nadler knows very well the sliver of redacted material consisting of grand jury material and classified information related to ongoing investigations shouldn’t be made public.

There is a legitimate need for congressional oversight of the executive branch. For far too long, partisans have abdicated their constitutional duty. And when people like Humpty Dumpty use that power as a political cudgel, they corrode the public’s trust.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News and thanks to Doug Ross for linking to this post.


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