When I was a kid “The Server
Is Down” meant your waitress was depressed.
Showing posts with label curves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label curves. Show all posts
Monday, June 1, 2020
Monday, May 25, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
A teacher asked her students to tell the class
what their dads did for work. Little Johnny said, “My dad is a gay escort who
dates men for money.”
After class, the teacher asked, “Is your dad
really an escort? Johnny said, “No he’s a CNN reporter, but I was too embarrassed
to say it.”
Monday, May 18, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
Buffalo, cattle and elephants have proven it's
impossible to lose weight by eating salad and walking.
Monday, May 11, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
I can't wait until the election is over so
people will stop hating each other for their politics and go back to hating them
because they're jerks.
Monday, May 4, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
I was watching TV and suddenly blurted out,
"Don’t enter that church you fool!" My wife asked what I was watching. “Our
wedding video,” I answered. Anyone got a sofa I can crash on?
Monday, April 27, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
Has anybody tried unplugging 2020 waiting 60
seconds and then plugging it back in again?
Monday, April 20, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
One of the symptoms of COVID-19 is loss of smell. So now
when I pass gas and whoever is in the room gets mad I tell them I’m just doing
a health check. My kids are also making sure their mom is healthy now, too.
Monday, April 13, 2020
Monday, April 6, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
The best way
to prepare Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and kale is to throw all that crap out
and order pizza.
Monday, March 30, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
We are on
this Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I'm not really
sure.
Monday, March 23, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
One great thing about working from home during
the coronavirus lockdown is the dress code. Now pants optional Monday doesn’t
end up with a Human Resources hearing like in the past.
Monday, March 16, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
I’m not sure how many
cookies it takes to be happy, but so far, it’s not 27.
Monday, March 9, 2020
Flowing Curves Of Beauty
Every
Sunday morning it’s the same for me: I sleep until I’m hungry, then I eat until
I’m sleepy.
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