Showing posts with label Bill de Blasio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill de Blasio. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

The “Blahs” Is Off To See The Wizard

Bill “The Groundhog Murderer” de Blasio is just another on-the-make political opportunist with a commitment to lunatic left-wing politics that’s purely conditional. 

When reporters recently noted that more than three-quarters of New Yorkers thought a presidential run was a bad idea, he dryly responded, “I’m glad I could unify the people of New York City.”

No matter what he does he’s met with mockery. There have been several national articles written explaining to the rest of the country why New Yorkers hate the putz.

A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows Blahs at zero percent support in the 2020 presidential race and he will not make the Democrat debate stage in September.  He’s taking on water faster than the Titanic.

The deluge of jokes about Hizzoner shows no signs of stopping.

Apparently, Lurch couldn’t make a flight to appear in person at the Iowa Federation of Labor and opted for a video call.  There was a “technical glitch” that hilariously altered his voice.  For all the world it sounded like Ol’ Blahs had sucked on a balloon filled with helium.  It sounded like an imitation of Alvin The Chipmunk or one of the Lollipop Kids in The Wizard of Oz.

I blame the Curse of the Groundhog.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part II

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...



Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!

    

Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!


Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!





Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady






Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace

That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

How Many More Corpses Need To Pile Up On Our Streets Before The Gutless Political Class Decide To Stop Importing More Of It?

Within hours after the Manhattan truck attack, Governor Cuomo, Mayor de Blasio and a host of other New York chief muckety-mucks gathered at NYPD Headquarters for an obligatory press conference to give New Yorkers and the rest of America an impotent nod signaling this is the way we must now live; nothing can be done about it.
Mayor de Blasio declared, “The last thing the President or anyone else should do is politicize this tragedy. We have to find out what happened here.  That work’s going to be done by the FBI, by the NYPD and all of our partners to determine exactly who this man is, what moved him to this horrible act, what’s going on? Is there any bigger ramification? That’s what we should be focused on.”
The mayor warned against “casting aspersions on whole races of people or whole religions or whole nations,” saying it only makes the situation worse. 
Governor Cuomo asserted, “We go forward together. And we go forward stronger than ever. We're not going to let them win.  We'll go about our business. Be New Yorkers. Live your life. Don't let them change us.”
There are about 3.35 million Muslims in the United States right now, according to recent Pew Research Center’s Factank figures.  Let that sink in for a moment.
On any given day, whether it’s New York, London, Stockholm, Berlin, Nice, Brussels, Paris, Manchester, Orlando or San Bernardino your loved ones or mine will leave home and never return because some ISIS-loving psycho killer is hiding in plain sight because of a blind lottery system called the Diversity Visa Program.  By all means, let’s spin the “Mass Murderer for Allah” wheel.
Who can forget a tearful Chuck Schumer holding back tears on January 29, 2017 while denouncing President Trump’s Executive Order on immigration and refugees?
The price of maintaining the gutless political class’ delusion on unvetted and chain immigration is more blood on the pavement.
UPDATE 1:28PM:

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Running For Dog Catcher

Reports have been circulating that Granny Clinton is being “pressured” to run against Bill de Blasio for mayor of New Rat City. 

Who’s doing the “pressuring”?  Her adoring supporters?  Bubba who wants her out of the house? 

New Yorkers despise de Blasio and the Big Apple’s New York Post started the New Year eviscerating Hizzoner by noting, “Vagrancy is way up, along with aggressive panhandling and related intrusions into public spaces.  Plus, streets seem dirtier, graffiti is out of control, traffic is a nightmare and the subways are crowded beyond belief.”

The paper also noted "the mayor and his administration have been the subject of one state or federal investigation or another from his earliest months in office."  Speaking of investigations, Hillary should fit right in.

The election for mayor of New York City will be held on November 7, 2017.  “Big Bird” de Blasio kicked off his reelection campaign by announcing his endorsement by the Uniformed Sanitationmen’s Association, one of the city’s largest unions with 6500 workers. Those guys do a bang up job of keeping Gotham spic and span said no one ever.  Remember the subway pizza rat?

Meanwhile, back in Chappaqua the woman who fumbled away a sure thing spends her days aimlessly skulking in the woods like Sasquatch while anxiously awaiting her next tooth cleaning.

UPDATE:  We wish to thank Right Reasons for featuring the above graphic on its Today’s Toons for 1/11/17.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani Dubs Al Sharpton “Poster Boy For Hating Police”

I watched with great interest the interview on CBS’s Face the Nation this morning as Chief White House Correspondent, Major Garrett, was sitting in for Bob Schieffer.

Garrett began the interview with former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani by saying, “Let’s clear one thing up.  You said a while ago that President Obama contributed to a rhetorical atmosphere about hating American police and The Washington Post fact-checked you on that.  I cover the president every single day.  I’ve never detected anything that comes along the line of propaganda urging the country to hate police.  Do you want to recast that or take that back?”

Giuliani said, “Oh, not at all.  I think you missed one very important point.”  

Watch as he eviscerates the Rev. Al Sharpton and his association with The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer and current mayor Bill de Blasio.

I make no secret of my respect for Mayor Giuliani.

Friday, December 26, 2014

How Far Must We Fall?

A wounded city is about to lay to rest one of its finest on Saturday.  The other officer’s funeral awaits the arrival of his relatives from China.  Some 20,000 to 25,000 police officers and law enforcement officials from across the U.S. and Canada are expected to attend the funerals of Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos.

For months we have witnessed the disintegration of civil society stemming from the death of a young black man in Missouri to the chokehold death of a black man selling loose cigarettes on the streets of New York.  In both cases, a grand jury returned a “no true bill” of indictment against the officers involved in those deaths.

During a press conference New York’s mayor Bill de Blasio brought up his son, Dante, who is of mixed race and implied that he was concerned that his son might be the victim of police misconduct from the NYPD:
“I've said very, very clearly in these last days, let's be clear this is not based on decades of racism, this is based on centuries of racism.”
"So I've had to worry over the years. Chirlane's [de Blasio’s wife] had to worry. Is Dante safe each night? There are so many families in this city who feel that each and every night. Is my child safe? And not just from some of the painful realities—crime and violence in some of our neighborhoods—but is safe from the very people they want to have faith in as their protectors.”
“We’ve had to literally train him, as families have all over this city for decades, in how to take special care in any encounter he has with the police officers who are there to protect him.” 
The ravings of protesters spurred on by racial huckster Al Sharpton and the incendiary remarks following the grand jury announcement in the Eric Garner case saw two police lieutenants attacked by a City University of New York adjunct professor and an organizer for the Service Employees International Union on the Brooklyn Bridge.

de Blasio callously praised the protesters even as some chanted, “What do we want?  Dead cops!  When do we want it?  Now!”  The mayor said the attack was “an incident in which a small group of protesters allegedly assaulted some members of the NYPD.”

Someone at The New York Daily News offered a powerful suggestion that the injudicious mayor “bring his teen son Dante to the funerals of Ramos and Liu to witness firsthand the tragic human side of the police experience. Let Dante meet Ramos’ teenage son. Have Dante greet the shattered families, weeping cops mourning fallen brothers in blue. Let Dante understand the unspoken fears of a son every time his dad puts on his blue uniform and goes out to protect high-crime neighborhoods filled with kids who look a lot like Dante.”

This is a suggestion that I wholeheartedly admonish him to consider.  If Dante would exhibit even a fragment of character, he would tell the world his dad was wrong to associate with Al Sharpton and he was wrong to tell him to fear a civil society.  His words might sway those who have hardened their hearts and degraded the value of human life and incited violence.  He would know that each killing, whether black or white, hastens the next killing.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Al Sharpton: Gutter Rat Claims To Be A Hero

The recent revelation of “Reverend” Al Sharpton’s involvement with the feds couldn’t come at a more embarrassing time.

The race baiter who was indicted on federal fraud charges and still owes $5.3 million in back taxes is about to convene the annual convention of his National Action Network in New York this week—with Mayor Bill de Blasio cutting the opening-ceremony ribbon Wednesday and President Obama flying in to give the keynote address Friday.

The big-mouthed bigot and fake preacher said Tuesday that he’s a hero—not a snitch—for wearing an FBI wire to help take down a bunch of mobsters.  “I’m not a mobster, I’m a preacher,” he blustered.

“I was not and am not a rat because I wasn’t with the rats, I’m a cat. I chase rats,’’ the civil-rights activist declared of his work as a paid government informant in the 1980s.

Sharpton, who became a government witness after getting snared in a cocaine drug sting, claims he cooperated so he wouldn’t get whacked by the mob.

It is galling to think that this man now clamors to assume the mantle of hero when, in 2002, he “denied as 'ludicrous' any statement that he had become an FBI informant, but said that he had tapped his own phone to gather information on neighborhood drug dealers.”

The filthy gutter rat now insists that The Smoking Gun exposé which used photographs of him as a 305 lb. tub of shit are embarrassing.

“The only thing I was embarrassed by were those old fat pictures,’’ Sharpton quipped, referring to photos of his previously rotund size published with details of the sensational story Tuesday.

“Could y’all use tomorrow the new [ones], because a lot of my younger members don’t know how fat I was.”