Showing posts with label Game of Thrones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Game of Thrones. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part III

Final casting for Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. If your favorite candidate was not cast, they'll be a pity party at either Alyssa Milano's or Bette Midler's house. Location & time TBD.




Cory Booker as Grey Worm


                                 

Pete Buttigieg as Little Finger, because, honestly, would you trust that guy?

                                     

Reluctant candidate Hillary Clinton, as the Mad Queen Daenarys, because... that ain't hot sauce!


Maxine Waters as the Crazy Moon Door Lady Pretty self explanatory!

              

And last, but not least Rashida Tlaib as the Wicked Witch of the Dothraki

Despite a supporting cast of thousands (of your tax dollars),expect a second season of the red hot show, Trumpapalooza, still selling out stadiums with SRO.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part II

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...



Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!

    

Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!


Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!





Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady






Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace

That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!

Monday, July 8, 2019

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

The casting is nothing short of brilliant!

                 

Joe Biden, as Joffrey Baratheon, had he lived, and commuted regularly on the train from Casterly Rock to Kings Landing





John Hickenlooper as "Hot Pie"

             


Kamala Harris as the "Red Woman"



                                                   


Kirsten Gillibrand, the self described "young mom" as Gilly, who was a young mother more recently than the Carter administration!


And it's a rather large cast, so I'll leave you with one more today:

Ilhan Omar as Cersei Lanister. Although not technically running for president, there are ample rumors she slept with her brother!

Tune in again tomorrow for more exciting casting developments!

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Winter Has Come For Hillary

The kickoff for “An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton” began in New York City at the Beacon Theater last Thursday night.

Maureen Callahan, a writer for The New York Post on pop culture attended what she described as a “snoozefest” saying the coverage of the event was “typically respectful and anodyne” making little, if any, news.  That is until a heckler in the front row stood up and shouted, “Bill, this is boring!”

Coming to her rapist husband’s defense, Hillary AKA The Ice Cube In Heels, began talking over him saying the “important political conversations” they were trying to have can be difficult, especially when interrupted by “agent provocateurs.”

“Jeffrey Epstein!” shouted the man.


A little later, Clinton toadie Paul Begala addressed Granny, “May I ask you—this is a question I get a lot because I lived a life in politics, nothing like yours—which is closer to reality of life in politics, which TV show? The ‘West Wing’ or ‘Veep’?”

“Oh, probably ‘Game of Thrones,’” Clinton quipped, “At least in my experience.”

After her humiliating defeat in the 2016 presidential election, Hillary wrote in her post-election memoir “What Happened” that she envisioned herself as the fictional queen of Westeros, Cersei Lannister, the ruthless and power-hungry, irredeemable villain in HBO’s runaway hit “Game of Thrones”.
Without ever mentioning President Trump by name, the Clintons touted themselves as forever devoted to bringing everyone together except the “deplorables” and trying to salvage rural economies except those in Wisconsin.

And so, these corrupt old fossils plod on refusing to surrender the stage as today’s Democrat Party tries to leave the Clintons right where they belong: firmly ensconced in the past.

Remember Hillary, the night is dark and full of terrors and Bernie was the High Sparrow.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  We thank Doug Ross for linking to this post.

Friday, November 2, 2018

Ahh, Poor Babies. HBO Is Annoyed With President Trump

"On November 5th, the United States will reimpose sanctions that were lifted as part of the nuclear deal on Iran's energy, shipbuilding, shipping, and banking sectors," Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said today.

"The administration's efforts to change Iranian behavior are far broader, far deeper.  There are many other lines of effort.  We're simply focused on this line of effort today because of the significance of November 5th."

President Trump was focused on sanctions as well, following up on Pompeo's comments by tweeting a Game of Thrones-style image of himself with the words "Sanctions Are Coming."

If you’re not a fan of the HBO blockbuster, the tweet was a play on the show’s tagline “Winter Is Coming” signaling the arrival of a wintry hell and an ancient race of humanoid ice creatures who pose a threat to every living thing in Westeros.

The President’s tweet pissed off HBO causing them to issue a statement saying, “We were not aware of this messaging and would prefer our trademark not be misappropriated for political purposes.”

Asked if HBO planned to take legal action, network spokesman Jeff Cusson told CNBC there were "no further steps."
A little later, the official White House Twitter account clarified the President’s earlier tweet.
Even though Maisie Williams, who portrays Arya Stark and Sophie Turner, who portrays her sister Sansa in the hit show both tweeted their disgust, it should be noted Game of Thrones is itself a show depicting extreme corruption and politics.
Even the twice-failed presidential candidate, Granny Clinton, compared herself to another character, Cersei Lannister, in her flop of a memoir, “What Happened.”

And then the Daily Wire mocked Elizabeth Warren to a fare-thee-well:
In 2012, HBO was forced to apologize for a grisly scene in which President George W. Bush’s head was shown sitting atop a barbarian’s spike.  "We were deeply dismayed to see this and find it unacceptable, disrespectful and in very bad taste," the cable channel said in a statement. "We made this clear to the executive producers of the series who apologized immediately for this inadvertent, careless mistake. We are sorry this happened and will have it removed from any future DVD production."

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY:  If the babies at HBO assert “there are no other steps” to be taken against the President’s GOT imagery, I guess the only thing I have to concern myself with are the mullahs I pissed off with this Photoshop™.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  We are honored once more by Doug Ross who linked to this post.


UPDATE II:  Welcome readers of GOP Briefing Room.  We are honored by Pookie’s linky-love.

Monday, February 22, 2016

Game Of Thrones: “Winter Is Trumping”

The Republican front-runner, Donald Trump, appears in scenes from the HBO series Game Of Thrones in a brilliantly edited video mashup.  Trump, wielding a Valyrian steel sword, says he will build a wall to restore “control”, complains about the Pope and promises to bring back “a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”