Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Tearaway Clothes, No Sheets, Nothing To Hang Yourself On. Make It Look Like, You Know, Um…


Friday, August 2, 2019

The Tooth Fairy Has A Better Shot At Becoming President

According to the July 22 through July 30 Real Clear Politics Poll, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is at 0.4 percent.  Her candidacy is as dead as a door nail.

To qualify for the September debates, candidates must get 2 percent support in at least four national polls and garner 130,000 unique donors.

Nate Silver’s famous or infamous, depending on how you view Five Thirty Eight’s polling, evaluated the performances of the Dems following this week’s debates in Detroit and Gillibrand is firmly ensconced in the fourth tier.

Her campaign has focused intensely on gender bias which has led absolutely nowhere.

In November of 2017 Gillibrand said former President Bill Clinton should have resigned during the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.  Her comments drew fire from Hillary Clinton’s senior advisor, Philippe Reines.  His tweet has been deleted, but here’s the screencap:

During Wednesday’s dumpster fire debate, CNN’s Dana Bash said, “You are a co-sponsor of the Green New Deal which would include the guarantee of a job with medical leave, paid vacations and retirement security for everyone in America.  Explain how that’s realistic.”  Gillibrand answered, “So, the first thing that I’m going to do when I’m President is I’m going to Clorox the Oval Office.”

Many on the Left described her zinger as “the most memorable moment of the debate.”  Oh, it’s memorable alright.  It’s memorable because of its repugnant hypocrisy.

Confident she’d scored a big hit, her campaign immediately sent out a tweet to fundraise off it.
The Democrat Senator’s family ties to the NXIVM sex cult came to light in June of this year, raising serious questions about her relationship with the cult that she once denied knowing about.

The lurid trial revealed Keith Raniere, the leader of the cult-like group near Albany, NY was involved in sex trafficking, child pornography, extortion, compelled abortions, branding, degradation and humiliation.  He created a harem of sexual slaves branded with his initials and kept in line with blackmail.

GOP senatorial candidate Chele Farley revealed Gillibrand's father, Doug Rutnik, was once a lobbyist for NXIVM noting, “For Kirsten Gillibrand, the self-proclaimed #MeToo Senator, to claim ignorance about a notorious sex-slave cult, in her own backyard, is simply hard to believe.”
Gillibrand’s father and stepmother were both heavily involved in the cult according to eyewitness accounts from ex-NXIVM employees and court documents.

There will never be enough Clorox to sterilize the Oval Office after Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades involving Monica Lewinsky and his chummy relationship with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. 

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein’s Upcoming Suicide Was A Shock To Bill And I

Days after convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest on sex-trafficking charges in New York, former President Bill Clinton distanced himself from the high-flying financier and convicted sex offender. The former president owned up to just six encounters with Epstein, starting in 2002: four flights on the billionaire’s private jet, a single trip to his Harlem office, and one “brief visit” to his New York apartment, all with staff and security detail in tow. 

Now, a Daily Beast investigation has uncovered ties between Epstein and the Clinton Administration that date back to the president’s earliest days in the White House, casting doubt on the widely perpetuated narrative that the two only began associating after Clinton left office. 

How Epstein entered Clinton’s orbit remains unclear. When the president released his initial statement on Epstein, he did not explain the multiple other trips he appears to have taken on the financier’s “Lolita Express” plane—including one flight to Westchester with Epstein, his alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell, and an “unnamed female.” 

Clinton also failed to mention the intimate 1995 fundraising dinner at the Palm Beach home of Revlon mogul Ron Perelman, where Clinton hobnobbed with the likes of Epstein, Don Johnson, and Jimmy Buffett. (Nearby, at Epstein’s own Palm Beach mansion, the money man allegedly abused hundreds of underage girls.)

The two were clearly chummy by the early Clinton Foundation years, as attested to by a 2002 photo of Epstein and Clinton in Brunei that appeared in Vicky Ward’s 2003 profile of the financier. In a 2002 piece for New York magazine about the Africa trip, Clinton praised Epstein as a “highly successful financier and a committed philanthropist.”

Two days ago, Epstein was discovered sprawled out on the floor of his jail cell with bruise marks on his neck.  Investigators believe he injured himself on purpose to get transferred out of the jail.  The following day the 66-year-old was back in his mold-ridden, insect-infested 8 X 8 ft cell where inmates wake up with dead rats in their beds.  Don’t worry though.  He’s all better now.
The Clintons have been at the center of conspiracy theories for four decades because of their boundless hunger for power.

Epstein’s “suicide attempt” sparked renewed interest in the “Clinton Body Count” conspiracy.  There are plenty of old lists and new and improved lists circulating in the ether of people close to Bill and Hillary who have died under “mysterious circumstances”.

The “Arkancide” conspiracy theory first emerged in 1993 following the suicide of Clinton Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster.  Fevered suspicions swirled that Foster had been murdered and his body moved to Fort Marcy Park, but it was then-lawyer Brett Kavanaugh, working with Independent Counsel Ken Starr to investigate the Whitewater-Monica Lewinsky scandals, who definitively concluded Foster’s death was indeed a suicide rather than a Clinton-inspired hit job.

For saving the Clintons’ hides, Kavanaugh was thanked some twenty years later by having his sterling reputation and life’s work demolished during his Supreme Court confirmation hearings.

Bill Clinton said during “An Evening With The Clintons” speaking tour in Las Vegas in May of this year, "He didn't have any problem making us put up with three years of Vince Foster nonsense that was a total charade." 


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Saturday, April 13, 2019

Winter Has Come For Hillary

The kickoff for “An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton” began in New York City at the Beacon Theater last Thursday night.

Maureen Callahan, a writer for The New York Post on pop culture attended what she described as a “snoozefest” saying the coverage of the event was “typically respectful and anodyne” making little, if any, news.  That is until a heckler in the front row stood up and shouted, “Bill, this is boring!”

Coming to her rapist husband’s defense, Hillary AKA The Ice Cube In Heels, began talking over him saying the “important political conversations” they were trying to have can be difficult, especially when interrupted by “agent provocateurs.”

“Jeffrey Epstein!” shouted the man.


A little later, Clinton toadie Paul Begala addressed Granny, “May I ask you—this is a question I get a lot because I lived a life in politics, nothing like yours—which is closer to reality of life in politics, which TV show? The ‘West Wing’ or ‘Veep’?”

“Oh, probably ‘Game of Thrones,’” Clinton quipped, “At least in my experience.”

After her humiliating defeat in the 2016 presidential election, Hillary wrote in her post-election memoir “What Happened” that she envisioned herself as the fictional queen of Westeros, Cersei Lannister, the ruthless and power-hungry, irredeemable villain in HBO’s runaway hit “Game of Thrones”.
Without ever mentioning President Trump by name, the Clintons touted themselves as forever devoted to bringing everyone together except the “deplorables” and trying to salvage rural economies except those in Wisconsin.

And so, these corrupt old fossils plod on refusing to surrender the stage as today’s Democrat Party tries to leave the Clintons right where they belong: firmly ensconced in the past.

Remember Hillary, the night is dark and full of terrors and Bernie was the High Sparrow.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Dirt Bag Bingo

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Hello and welcome to Dirt Bag Bingo.  I’m your host Justin Sider.  Today, we have two new contestants and one returning champion.
JUSTIN:  John, tell us a little bit about yourself.
JOHN:  A month ago my Auntie Maxine was addressing the National Women’s March organizers in Detroit about the “rape culture” among Hollywood and media celebrities and she gave me a wonderful shout-out.  She said, “You know, there is a member of Congress who has been supportive of women for many, many, many years.  He is quiet, he is confident, he is powerful, but he has impeccable integrity on all of our issues.”
JUSTIN:  Bless your heart.  Al, you’ve been patient while John rambled on.  Why don’t you share with us a little something about yourself?
AL:  I used to work as a writer for a well-known comedy show on NBC.  Frankly, I’ve been in a little trouble lately but my female friends from that show wrote a lovely letter explaining what a delightful fellow I am; how I’m a family man.  Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I respect women. I don't respect men who don't. And the fact that my own actions have given people a good reason to doubt that makes me feel ashamed. Coming from the world of comedy, I've told and written a lot of jokes that I once thought were funny but later came to realize were just plain offensive.
I think my friends just made things worse for me by writing that letter.  The proof was in a tweet from @Laura_Moe who wrote, “Ted Bundy was well-liked by his co-workers too.”
JUSTIN:  Thanks for that deliciously banal Crisis Communications Script.  Now, let’s hear from our returning champion, Bubba.
BUBBA:  Politics gives a guy so much power they tend to behave badly around women and I hope I never get into that.  Hold my beer.
JUSTIN:  That’s all the time we have.  Join us again tomorrow for another stimulating round of Dirt Bag Bingo.

Someone REALLY Needs To Tell Her

I’m not a big fan of the superhero genre with the possible exceptions of Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool, the anti-heroic persona known as the “Merc with a Mouth” and the bizarre blue-costumed Tick who seems to have no memory of his life before becoming the surrealistic parody of a superhero.  These guys are genuinely funny.
What is not funny is a used-up, too-mad-to-just-go-away Hillary Clinton fantasizing about being the President of an imaginary Earth 2.
Her Worship giggled during an interview with Nico Pintey of the liberal online news outlet Now This pretending she won the Presidency in another dimension.  Pintey began the interview saying, “People joke about Earth 2 where you are President.” She answered, “You know we may have just found it!”
The hag was asked how she would tackle the issues facing the United States today, like North Korea, gun control, the opioid crisis and Russia.  None of her answers matter.  “If I had been President, or on Earth 2 where I am, I would have an independent commission look into the alleged hacking of the presidential election.”
Meanwhile, while his wife dreamed of being President, Bill Clinton was doing his publicity boost for the Clinton Foundation among the Puerto Rican homeless.
God knows, if anything needs boosting, it’s the swamped-by-corruption rumors of the pay-for-play Clinton Foundation and the new charges of sexual assault from four women against the 71-year-old Oval Office predator.
According to sources in Clinton's inner circle, the four women are said to be ready to air their accusations of sexual assault at a press conference, making Clinton the latest—and most famous—figure in a long list of men who have recently been accused of sexual assault.
The new allegations refer to incidents that took place more than ten years ago when Clinton was hired by playboy billionaire Ron Burkle to work at his Yucaipa companies. 
Clinton helped Burkle generate business and flew around the world with a flock of beautiful young women on Burkle's private jet, which was nicknamed “Air Fuck One.”
The four women, who have not yet revealed their identities, were employed in low-level positions at the Burkle organization when they were in their late teens and claim they were sexually assaulted by the former president. 
Contacted for a comment on the women's allegations, a member of Clinton's legal team said, “Obviously, I'm aware of the allegations but can't talk about them.”
The new charges are likely to revive the debate over why Democrats defended Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal and why liberals and feminists ignored credible charges of sexual assault against Bubba, not only from Paula Jones, but also from Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, and others.
“Bill is distraught at the thought of having to testify and defend himself against sex charges again,” said a Democratic Party official who is familiar with the case. 
“He hopes his legal team can somehow stop the women from filing charges and dragging him through the mud.”
The source added that Hillary Clinton is furious with her husband for getting entangled in yet another sexual scandal.  
She reportedly offered to hire private detectives to dig up dirt on the women, but Bubba’s attorneys persuaded her to not interfere. 
“In the past Hillary had a team of detectives that managed to silence a number of women in Little Rock who had complaints about Bill's unwanted sexual advances,” said the source.  “But now Hillary admits there's a different atmosphere in our culture about sexual harassment and it's not possible to intimidate women into silence about charges once they make up their mind to speak up.  Hillary wants to remain in the public eye as a leader of the Resistance to Donald Trump and play a major role in politics for years to come, including maybe even running for president again in 2020,” the source continued. 
“She's afraid this latest scandal could destroy the Clinton legacy and torpedo her plans.”
At least in space, where Hillary laments she wishes she lived, no one can hear you scream. 

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Bubba And Granny Clinton Aren’t Speaking To Each Other

Former President (and serial sexual abuser) Bill Clinton and two-time loser Granny Clinton “are not speaking to each other after a blazing argument over her election book.”
The argument is believed to have taken place in August while the couple were visiting friends in the Hamptons.  They have not been seen together since.
Ed Klein, author of All Out War: The Plot To Destroy Trump, writes in his new book the former President threw a manuscript in the trash after Hillary ignored his advice not to publish it.
According to Klein, Bubba had laced the manuscript with red pen markings throughout to improve it provoking rage from Hillary.  She refused to read any of his notes.
According to Page Six, “He told her the book made her look bewildered, angry and confused and those were poor qualities in a person who aspired to be a world leader.”  He hated the title “What Happened” because people would say, “You lost.”
Klein’s book is scheduled to be released at the end of October.  The synopsis reads:
“In America you are entitled to your own opinion, but you are not entitled to overthrow the democratically elected President of the United States and inflict irreparable damage on our country.  That, however, is what Trump’s enemies on the Left and Right are doing with lies, leaks, obstruction and violence.”

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Shielding Hillary From Prosecution

Thanks to the pit bull tenacity of the American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit against the Obama Department of Justice has exposed a secret email account (Elizabeth Carlisle, ecarlisle@jmd.usdoj.gov) used by former Attorney General Loretta Lynch to conduct official DOJ business.
When a reporter for KNXV-TV broke the bombshell news of a clandestine meeting between Lynch and former President Bill Clinton on the tarmac at Phoenix’s Sky Harbor International Airport, reporters for The New York Times, The Washington Post and Obama’s DOJ began to develop talking points in an unmitigated effort to diminish the media fallout and to get their stories straight on why the two were meeting and conspire to kill the story.
Suffice it to say there are regular policies in place when it comes to shielding Hillary from scandal and prosecution.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

I Never Cast A Vote I Was Prouder Of

Former President Slick Willy traveled to Albany as an elector from Westchester County, New York to vote for Granny in the Electoral College.  Governor Andrew Cuomo noted in an interview following the vote, “It couldn’t be easy for him to go through this proceeding to see the Electoral College elect his wife but to know there’s a different outcome for the nation.”

After the vote the “big dog” called the moment bittersweet adding, “I’ve never cast a vote I was prouder of.”

Not since Quasimodo wandered the streets of Paris have people uttered the words, “Poor man.”

On the surface his vote appeared touching but nobody believes their marriage is anything other than one gigantic charade deserving of these mocktastic tweets:

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Free Advertising

"Las Vegas magnate Shelley Adelson gave $25 million to help Trump win Sunday. The Democrats responded. For all the trouble Hillary’s had due to lewd behavior by Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner, she was just endorsed by Johnson and Johnson in gratitude for the free advertising."Argus Hamilton

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Bill Clinton: Your “Standard Redneck” Rapist

In 1994, while at a Louisiana truck plant, Clinton reminisced about his 1970 El Camino. He said he lined the back with Astroturf adding with a sly grin, “You don’t want to know why, but I did.”
It's both laughable and sad when a man with no morals tries to make a broad brush condemnation of a group of people who have higher levels of honesty, decency and patriotism than himself.

Former president Bill Clinton suggested Donald Trump's base is comprised mostly of "rednecks" during a rally at Palm Beach State College in Belle Glade, FL on Tuesday intimating they are a bunch of ignorant, white racists.

“Look, man, the other guy’s base is what I grew up in,” Bubba told the crowd of Granny supporters. “You know, I’m basically your standard redneck.”

Everyone in the Clinton camp, including their surrogates, have campaigned largely on dismissing and demonizing Trump and his supporters as bigots.

Need proof?  Brad Blakeman, who was a senior staffer in the George W. Bush administration and Nomiki Konst, a Democrat strategist got into a profoundly heated argument while appearing on Fox News America’s Newsroom this morning. 


If liberals and progressives continue to portray opposition to their ideological agenda as manifestations of ignorance and hate, Granny’s campaign slogan “Stronger Together” is nothing more than piffle Grade A bullshit.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

In The Interest Of Time: CBS Edits Out Embarrassing Bubba Slip Of The Tongue

In an interview with Charlie Rose of Clinton Broadcasting System News, “Bubba” Clinton caught himself.  Asked if the wobbliness of his wife in New York after a 9/11 memorial event was reflective of something more grave, he drolly answered:

“Well, if it is, it’s a mystery to me and all of her doctors because frequently—well, not frequently, rarely—but on more than one occasion, over the last many, many years, the same sort of thing’s happened to her when she just got severely dehydrated."

The network deceptively edited out “well, not frequently” from the clip which aired on CBS This Morning for their evening news segment cutting to a reverse shot of Rose nodding to cover up the jump.

Choosing to edit out something that newsworthy brought a firestorm of criticism for the network forcing them to issue a statement:
The clip in question from former President Clinton’s interview with Charlie Rose ran in its entirety on CBS THIS MORNING, CBSNews.com and on CBSN, CBS News’ 24/7 digital streaming news service. One clip that ran on CBS Evening News was edited purely for time while on deadline for the live broadcast.
Do go on CBS.  Tell me more about how two, maybe three seconds, were crucial to your deadline.

The network could have employed the magic of the “greenscreen” superimposing the office window and the little side table seen in the clip to obliterate Hillary in the background slopped up on the couch in her PJs drinking plenty of vodka fluids to rehydrate herself.

One thing’s for certain, Bubba got a frying pan upside his noggin when he got home that night for blabbing the wrong thing.

Granny is supposed to return to the campaign trail today.  With Granny out of the house Bubba can get back to “dicking bimbos at home.”

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Hillary’s Collapse: “An Awful Internet Video Caused This Disaster”

Located deep beneath the Earth’s surface, the Clinton Mafioso’s self-contained command center and mission control choreographs announcements made about Patient Zero.  As this is being written the DNC’s Emergency Alert System is at DEFCON One and the party of our betters is displaying a siege mentality.

The New York Post published a report stating Granny was headed to an emergency room following her frightening collapse at the Sept. 11 memorial ceremony—but detoured to daughter Chelsea’s apartment to keep details of her medical treatment under wraps.

Secret Service protocol called for her to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday-morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her, another source said.

After weeks of coughing fits and episodes of requiring assistance to navigate stairs tongues began to wag about the state of Granny Clinton’s health.  The command center did everything it could to steer the narrative away from speculation declaring they were nothing more than conspiracy theories emanating from “the basket of deplorables”.  The more the campaign tried to dismiss claims that Clinton was in poor health the more the evidence began to mount that they needed better liars.

Talking points disseminated from the command center were flying out via emails and text messages instructing the press poodles to cover the emerging story as a case of pneumonia and a stubborn candidate who did not follow her doctor’s suggestion to get a purported “five days of rest”.  The story was then formulated “Clinton wanted to grind it out—and that meant not telling many of her aides, let alone the public about her illness.”

That decision set in motion the most damaging cascade of events culminating in her stupor and being thrown in her Scooby-Doo van “like a side of beef.”

"An awful internet video caused this disaster."

A former Democratic National Committee chairman says The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer and the party’s congressional leaders should immediately come up with a process to identify a potential successor candidate for Granny for the off-chance a health emergency forces her out of the race.

“Now is the time for all good political leaders to come to the aid of their party,” said Don Fowler, who helmed the DNC from 1995 to 1997, during Bill Clinton’s presidency, and has backed Granny since her 2008 presidential bid. “I think the plan should be developed by 6 o’clock this afternoon.”

Under the category of plausible deniability, the press poodles are floating the theory by Bennet Omalu, the forensic pathologist who made the NFL dance to his tune when he discovered chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CET) in the brains of deceased players.  He suggested that Granny’s blood be checked for possible poisons.

Bubba, the former president, has been tapped to take her place at a pair of fundraisers in LA and Vegas this week.  On Monday here’s what he said about his convalescing wife:
Probably not the narrative the Clinton camp wants being used.

NOTE:  There is no underground command center structure.  The mainstream media does the bidding for these two criminals.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

Serial Rapist, Billy Jeff Clinton, Mocks Devastated “Coal People” Of West Virginia

The Daily Caller broke this story today.

Campaigning for his wife, former president and serial rapist Billy Jeff Clinton spoke in Homewood, PA taking a shot at West Virginia’s “coal people” and mocking their concerns:
“We all know how [Hillary’s] opponent has done well down in West Virginia and eastern Kentucky. The coal people don’t like any of us [Democrats] anymore. They blame the president when the sun doesn’t come up in the morning now.”
On Labor Day, America had 83,000 fewer coal jobs and 400 coal mines than it did when Barack Obama was elected in 2008, showing that the president has followed through on his pledge to bankrupt the coal industry.

Many of the workers in The Mountain State—all of whom are struggling and some in total despair—are registered Democrats.  They remember well Hillary’s now infamous statement made just before the state's primary, “We’re going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business.” 

At a rally in Charleston, WV this past May Chris Hamilton, Vice President of the West Virginia Coal Association, presented Donald Trump with a hard hat with “President Trump” emblazoned on it.  Hamilton announced to the sold out crowd, “On behalf of the best coal miners in the world who mine the cleanest and safest, the most environmentally sound coal in the world we are so pleased to endorse you today.  We wish you the best of luck and vow to support you the best we can.”

Bubba can use his folksy Southern accent as he wipes away his post-nasal drip and glibly poke fun at the good people of coal country, but the charade is over.  The proud people of West Virginia, like more and more in this country, see through the chicanery of the Clintons.  They are hated political figures.  Historically so.