About That Strange Hump On Granny Clinton’s Back

Hillary Clinton has been spotted on multiple occasions lately wearing long jackets with scarves that cover her neck and drape down over her back.  She was spotted last week in New York City while visiting her daughter Chelsea at her apartment.

Her attire seemed peculiar since the temperature outside was 80ºF.  Look closely.  She’s trying to hide something.  She looks like Quasimodo, the bell-ringing hunchback of Notre Dame.

Apparently DARPA, the agency responsible for some of the world’s most significant scientific and technological breakthroughs has been behind the scenes at the Clinton Compound in Chappaqua rebuilding Granny.

In addition to the exoskeleton pictured above, they’ve cobbled together a chardonnay chugger (don’t want to spill a single drop of the nectar of the gods) and the RoboHillary Stabilizer to avoid embarrassing face-plants at 9/11 memorials.

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY:  Even though Crooked Hillary has bazillions of dollars to spend for bionic parts, DARPA did not create any of the contraptions pictured in this post.

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Hillary's Health is Off the Chart!

I mean, literally off the chart! As in, there was no chart! Just a couple of points about Hillary dropping like her trustworthiness numbers and the cover up which followed.

As the NY Post notes:

Secret Service protocol called for the Democratic presidential nominee to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her...

Secret Service protocol says take her to a hospital. A "campaign operative" (not Hillary. God knows if she was even conscious at this point) says take her to a private residence. Now, for all we know they could have just given her a Gatorade and a couple of Tylenol® and she was fit as a fiddle! But then, that's the point isn't it? We don't know. Had she been taken to an ER, there would have been a record of whatever treatment she received. A record, by law, not subject to deletion or BleachBit, but to HIPAA.

Instead they ditched their police escort, violated Secret Service protocol and whisked her away from the prying eyes of press scrutiny and medical professionals for 90 minutes. Afterwards, she appeared, fresh as a daisy,  Clinton's patented: NothingToSeeHere™.

Lately, I've been hearing a new talking point, that George H. W. Bush was sick and threw up over the shoes of the Japanese Prime Minister and Hillary got sick, so...people get sick! No big deal!

Aside from the fact they had to go back 24 years to dust off this chestnut, a couple of notable differences: one, with Bush 41, the incident was completely isolated. no coughing fits prior, no inability to climb a flight of stairs by himself. Nothing before or after. Hillary has been observed in a number of instances lately which could bring her health into question. (Irony alert: George H. W. Bush stepped out of an airplane on his 90th birthday. Hillary has trouble stepping off a curb!) 

Two, Bush did not offer three or more explanations of how it happened, didn't deny that it happened, didn't disappear into a private residence and appear 90 minutes later pretending it never happened! He would have only done that if he had something to hide. 

NothingToSeeHere™

The Clinton Camp: Thirsty For Better Liars

You may recall Sen. Marco Rubio’s official Republican response to The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s State of the Union Address in February 2013 during which he dove for a water bottle to quench his thirst.  The video made it across the threshold of several news cycles and became fodder for the Democrat Party and late-night TV mockery.

Marco Rubio's Republican Party: Thirsty for new ideas—because the ones they have aren't working. pic.twitter.com/dna5jdN5

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) February 13, 2013

The worm always has a way of turning.  Granny Clinton’s Ministry of Truth is burning the midnight oil since her “collapse”, but they’re going to need a shitload of better liars to overcome the alarming optics of her “medical episode”.

Democrat VP nominee Tim Kaine just said, "Hillary's energy level is staggering."

— WH PRESS SECRETARY (@weknowwhatsbest) September 13, 2016

Fear not, citizens, she shall soon to re-emerge as an invincible bionic MechaHillaryhttps://t.co/XxeQgI5dr6

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 11, 2016

Hillary’s Collapse: “An Awful Internet Video Caused This Disaster”

Located deep beneath the Earth’s surface, the Clinton Mafioso’s self-contained command center and mission control choreographs announcements made about Patient Zero.  As this is being written the DNC’s Emergency Alert System is at DEFCON One and the party of our betters is displaying a siege mentality.

The New York Post published a report stating Granny was headed to an emergency room following her frightening collapse at the Sept. 11 memorial ceremony—but detoured to daughter Chelsea’s apartment to keep details of her medical treatment under wraps.

Secret Service protocol called for her to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday-morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her, another source said.

After weeks of coughing fits and episodes of requiring assistance to navigate stairs tongues began to wag about the state of Granny Clinton’s health.  The command center did everything it could to steer the narrative away from speculation declaring they were nothing more than conspiracy theories emanating from “the basket of deplorables”.  The more the campaign tried to dismiss claims that Clinton was in poor health the more the evidence began to mount that they needed better liars.

Talking points disseminated from the command center were flying out via emails and text messages instructing the press poodles to cover the emerging story as a case of pneumonia and a stubborn candidate who did not follow her doctor’s suggestion to get a purported “five days of rest”.  The story was then formulated “Clinton wanted to grind it out—and that meant not telling many of her aides, let alone the public about her illness.”

That decision set in motion the most damaging cascade of events culminating in her stupor and being thrown in her Scooby-Doo van “like a side of beef.”

"An awful internet video caused this disaster."

A former Democratic National Committee chairman says The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer and the party’s congressional leaders should immediately come up with a process to identify a potential successor candidate for Granny for the off-chance a health emergency forces her out of the race.

“Now is the time for all good political leaders to come to the aid of their party,” said Don Fowler, who helmed the DNC from 1995 to 1997, during Bill Clinton’s presidency, and has backed Granny since her 2008 presidential bid. “I think the plan should be developed by 6 o’clock this afternoon.”

Under the category of plausible deniability, the press poodles are floating the theory by Bennet Omalu, the forensic pathologist who made the NFL dance to his tune when he discovered chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CET) in the brains of deceased players.  He suggested that Granny’s blood be checked for possible poisons.

Bubba, the former president, has been tapped to take her place at a pair of fundraisers in LA and Vegas this week.  On Monday here’s what he said about his convalescing wife:

Oh boy MT @ABCLiz Bill Clinton says "on more than one occasion" "the same sort of thing’s happened to her when she got severely dehydrated."

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 12, 2016

Probably not the narrative the Clinton camp wants being used.

NOTE:  There is no underground command center structure.  The mainstream media does the bidding for these two criminals.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue.

Meanwhile Back At Hillary’s Home In Chappaqua…

Granny Clinton’s paid liars just had an epiphany; a whack upside the noggin.  Since time in memoriam everyone has learned, sooner or later, there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed and nothing concealed that will not be brought out into the open.

The connivance of the press in keeping grave medical problems secret from the public is nothing new.  Presidents such as Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, and John Kennedy cloaked their infirmities in carefully staged subterfuge.

Jim Geraghty noted in his National Review piece:

You may recall that one of Bill Clinton’s rivals in the primary that year [1992] was Senator Paul Tsongas. God rest his soul, but Tsongas and his doctors lied through their teeth:

When Tsongas ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic nomination the 1992 presidential campaign, he made an issue of his survival from a form of cancer known as non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma. But Tsongas and his doctors at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston, Ronald W. Takvorian and George P. Canellos, repeatedly said he had been cancer-free when he had not. In so doing, they implied that the cancer was cured when indeed it was not curable.

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In 1996, after Bob Dole released all of his health records and challenged the president to do the same, the White House released 11 pages of letters from doctors summarizing laboratory tests. President Clinton sat down for a lengthy interview with Lawrence Altman of the New York Times, who was also a medical doctor.  Bill Clinton told Altman he didn’t think of the interview as an invasion of privacy. “The public has a right to know the condition of the president’s health.”

It is not unjustifiable, given Granny’s very disturbing “medical episode” during the 15th anniversary of 9/11, for Americans to demand she, her handlers and her complicit press enablers start telling the truth.  A complete record of her health, including her 2012 “concussion”, is what we are entitled to lest they cede their credibility to our cynicism and hesitation to accept even so much as a word that comes out of their mouths.

The Democrats can no longer sit in their ivory towers snickering their elitist snickers at a “basket of deplorables”.  The jig is up and they know it.

The entire @HillaryClinton press pool right now pic.twitter.com/zUMwfcBb4H

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 12, 2016

I think if Hillary really had an "ugly bug" she'd have stayed away from her newborn grandchild.

It's something else.

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) September 12, 2016

where is Joe Biden right now? At this point, that's not an unserious question.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) September 11, 2016

UPDATE:  Thanks to Knightfang @ Reddit/HillaryForPrison for linking to this post. 

Hillary's Health: Cold Blood and Hot Flashes

Go Home, Hillary! You're Drunk!

Much has been said and speculated about Hillary's stumbling early exit from this AM's 9/11 memorial service. I saw this video over at the Daily Mail. Watch closely around the 33-36 second mark. Hillary is not walking into the van, but you can see her foot is actually dragging as they manhandle her into the van.

Update: the spot to watch:

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