You Can't Make This Up

Back in 2016 when Trump first said that his campaign was being wiretapped by the government the media ridiculed him. 

Now that EVERYONE knows this actually happened, they attack him for exposing the tactics, documents and public officials who did it. You can’t make this up.

The Washington Post remains true to form, breathlessly warning us about false claims that the President is about to make exposing high levels of government treason.

• Trump suggests his order to declassify Russia documents will expose FBI wrongdoing

President Trump repeated a specious claim Tuesday that the FBI spied on his campaign, and suggested that his decision to declassify documents from the probe of Russian interference in the 2016 election would reveal misconduct by federal law enforcement.

Right from the get go Trump's claim is labeled as "specious."

Specious, an adjective: Having the ring of truth or plausibility but actually fallacious: a specious argument. Deceptively attractive.

How about true?

H/T Translation Goat

A Timeline For Clinton Crime

What we are witnessing today is a desperate attempt to defuse the President’s efforts to remove corrupt persons from the government. There has been almost twenty years of criminal acts that were ignored and are now being uncovered. The following is a timeline for some of this corruption and the network of criminal associates who assisted the Clintons and Obamas, but we'll focus on the Clintons.

2001

From 2001 to 2005 there was an ongoing grand jury investigation into the Clinton Foundation . Millions had been donated to the CF by foreign governments. Yet, from 2001 to 2003 none of those “donations” to the Clinton Foundation were declared.

2005

·                  James Comey takes over the CF grand jury investigation.

·                  Lois Lerner becomes Director of the IRS, Exempt Organizations Unit.

·                  Rod Rosenstein runs the Tax Division inside the DoJ from 2001 to 2005.

·                  Robert Mueller is the Director of the FBI (2001-2013).

Every one of these people were directly and intimately involved in the grand jury investigation of the Clinton Foundation. Needless to say the grand jury investigation goes no where.

2009

James Comey leaves the DoJ for high paying job (Senior VP and Lead Counsel) at Lockheed Martin. During his stay at Lockheed Martin, the corporation receives $ billions in FBI government contracts. One such contract alone was for $1 billion – IBM contested this contract. In the four years Comey was at Lockheed Martin he became a millionaire, he was given $6 million as separation from service when he left the company and became FBI Director.

Hillary Clinton is SecState and starts her own personal email server for government business. She never has an official, protected government email account.

The Russian Rosatom subsidiary ARMZ acquires 17% of Uranium One. A year later Bill Clinton meets with Vladamir Putin and receives $500,000 for a speech given at Renaissance Capital (Russian finance corporation. An FBI informant, David Campbell, was involved in the negotiations and was issued a gag order by the DoJ – Rod Rosenstein. The FBI Director, Robert Mueller, even delivered a uranium sample to the Russians.

Within a relatively short period $145,000,000 was “donated” to the Clinton Foundation by corporations connected to the Uranium One deal. Lois Lerner was still Director of the Exempt Organizations Unit.

2015

Benghazi – Trey Gowdy learns about Hillary’s private email server and the thousands of emails, many classified Top Secret, she never turned over when she left the SecState Office. James Comey is now Director of the FBI. First he exonerates Lois Lehner for her actions targeting conservative organizations applying for tax exempt status. As the State Department under Kerry drags its feet, Comey then prepares another exoneration for Hillary and her illegal email server.

2016

In April 2016, Comey drafts a letter for Hillary exonerating her of any criminal actions in her violations of a mountain of federal laws governing the reception, storage and distribution of classified documents. This is done before the principal players are interviewed and many are granted immunity. Not a single Grand Jury is impaneled. In July of 2016 Comey gives a presser that astounds the law enforcement community. After describing a litany of felonies committed by Hillary, Comey absolves her.

This all changed on November 8, 2016. The Clinton Crime Syndicate is done. The players described above have been identified and compromised by their own communications. Uranium 1, unlawful email servers used to enrich the Foundation, Benghazi – it will all come back to haunt them.

What we are seeing from the Mueller/Rosenstein carnival is the death throes of the Deep State. After covering a decade of corruption and enjoying protection by the MSM, they are finally realizing that Judgment is upon them.

2018

And now we wait. There are nearly 50,000 sealed federal court documents (not all are indictments) awaiting action.  That’s 50X the normal level of sealed D0J activity. Not all of it will correspond to Hillary and the Clinton Foundation and her criminal co-conspirators, but apparently there is another Hillary Clinton investigation that was opened by the FBI. Planeloads of documents have allegedly been transported out of Arkansas.

And we haven't even touched upon the FBI and DoJ involvement in supplying false information to the FISA Court in order to spy on the Trump campaign.

Maybe later we’ll discuss the thousands of pedophiles who no longer get a wink and a nod from the feds and have been arrested under Trump’s DoJ. I hope many of those sealed documents held by the DoJ relate to child sex networks. 

CNN Went Full Clinton Conspiracy Theory Today

A truly bizarre story appeared in the news today.  CNN, the laughingstock of cable news reported exclusively Russian operatives used platforms including Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube™ and Pokémon Go to incite unrest and meddle in American politics.

The fake news organization purported a group called “Don’t Shoot Us” encouraged followers to make use of a feature that allowed them to rename any Pokémon they “captured” on the app by replacing it with the names of victims of police brutality.

The ultimate goal was to use those screenshots to get gullible journalists to write about the in-game protests.  Niantic Labs, the maker of the game, told CNN "users can’t actually share information with others.”

The “Don’t Shoot Us” group’s efforts were discovered as part of an investigation into Russia’s use of Facebook to meddle in the election.  Facebook shared what they had learned about accounts linked to the Kremlin with Google and Twitter.

The only person talking about Pokémon Go during the 2016 presidential election was…

RUSSIAN COLLUSION: CNN reported that Pokemon Go was used in Russian-linked meddling.

Hillary's got some explaining to do.#PokemonGo pic.twitter.com/JI4k8xcaVZ

— #ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) October 12, 2017

Mueller is all over it. pic.twitter.com/DnGv23ZwqO

— Voltaire🚀 (@Voltair39399117) October 12, 2017 

Take Your Pick

What'll be? Hemorrhoids or chlamydia?

Hillary just won't go away. The annoying itching irritation that arises whenever she voices another misinformed, misguided, miscreant opinion is enough to make a soul grab a scalpel and slice off the offending body part.

Thank the Lord for the mute button on remote control devices else my ears would have been gone years ago.

Certain dread diseases are not curable. They might go away for a while but eventually they come back with ugly pus-filled sores that itch, fester and ooze. They're painful and embarrassing.

Hillary Clinton is like that.

Just when we thought she'd gone away, she's flaring up worse than ever. She has a new book out, for which she's started tours. You have to pay money to come to the book tour to hear her pitch this book that she wants you to pay money to buy to read about what a generous person she is.

There are no creams, salves or ointments that can cure the the case of Hillaritis that afflicts the nation's tender political bits. America will scratch itself raw before she finally utters her final self-aggrandizing "Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world!" and disappears in a foul cloud of disappointed ambition. And just like Oz's Wicked Witch, even her army of flying monkeys has had their fill of her. Time to move on and select another socialist loser.

We shouldn't be surprised. This is the woman who was charging public universities and charities a quarter million for one-hour speeches.

This book — her latest vehicle for monetizing the American political system — is about how she was humiliated by an amateur in the last election. It's called "What Happened."

Everyone else already knows what happened. The Dems nominated a selfish and charmless candidate who ran an abysmal campaign.

More here.

The Singular Crutch Holding Up A Disillusioned And Fractured Democrat Party

Resisting President Trump has turned Democrats and Liberals into truly crazed McCarthyites.

Russia, Russia, Russia.  That’s all the Left can dredge up to blame Granny’s stunning loss in November.  Russian trolls were responsible for Socialist Pavlov dogs voting for Bernie.  Jill Stein was accused of having ties to Uncle Vlad by The Daily Kos (I refuse to link to them.)  MSNBC’s bread-and-butter.has consisted almost entirely of conspiracies concerning Trump’s connections to Russia and Hillary surrogate Howard (the screamer) Dean declared in late October of 2016 that FBI Director James Comey was on the same side as Putin.

James Comey reported in January that the DNC never allowed the FBI access to their servers or to John Podesta’s Smartphone in order to investigate the hack of their emails. Instead, the DNC hired the private cyber security firm, CrowdStrike, to carry out the investigation and the FBI used the data provided by CrowdStrike to make their conclusions.  It is still unknown why the DNC denied repeated requests by the FBI to investigate the original devices, or why the FBI decided to make any assumptions based on CrowdStrike’s report without access to the original devices. However, some experts are calling this report into question, and are now claiming that the very premise on which the report was based is flawed.  In reviewing the case, cyber security expert Jeffrey Carr determined:

“Part of the evidence supporting Russian government involvement in the DNC and related hacks (including the German Bundestag and France’s TV5 Monde) stemmed from the assumption that X-Agent malware was exclusively developed and used by Fancy Bear. We now know that’s false and that the source code has been obtained by others outside of Russia.”

The Democrat Party and their media mouthpieces continue their frantic red-baiting in an effort to divert attention away from the failures of the last 8 years and their ineffectiveness as a party.

Diogenes’ Middle Finger offered these thoughts on their ring leader, the “snarling old bastard” Chuck Schumer:

“We have a hyper-partisan environment in which all sides too easily and too quickly abandon intellectual honesty. It is notable that Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins, two of the GOP's most strident critics of Donald Trump, are okay with [Comey’s] firing.” 

“It is not a constitutional crisis, nor is it a dark day for democracy. It is a president exercising his constitutional duties on the advice of his cabinet members. The timing is bothersome and may look bad, but the underlying rationale suggests the decision was made thoughtfully. However, the left will never believe President Trump nor believe anything other than the worst possible conspiracies about him. Russia-ism is the new Birtherism.”

Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time In 8 Years”

His & Hers Towel Set

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest raised some eyebrows last Wednesday by leaving the door open on the question of whether The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer would pardon Granny Clinton before leaving office.

There is an avalanche of evidence of felony law violations involving the mishandling of classified information, destruction of government files and pay-to-play mechanisms via the State Department directed to the Clinton Foundation which made Bubba and Granny fabulously wealthy.

It’s not uncommon for couples to have His & Hers towel sets in their bathroom.  Along with her home-brew server right there in the bathroom at Chappaqua are Bubba and Granny's towels.

And They Said We Were Done With The Clintons

The New York Post published a report yesterday saying Chelsea Clinton is being groomed for the congressional seat held by New York City’s 17th Congressional District held by Nita Lowey.  Lowey’s district includes parts of Rockland and Westchester counties and, conveniently Chappaqua, the Clinton family home base.

That’s going to take some industrial grade grooming given the fact she has none of the political skills or body parts of her dad and none of the inveterate lying and proclivity for corruption of her mother.

Why, when we thought the Clinton political dynasty was finally dead, would Bubba and Granny burden America with her?  ANSWER:  You can’t pay the Clinton Foundation for influence unless you have influence.

UPDATE:  Welcome Evil Blogger Lady readers.  We thank EBL for linking to this post.

In anticipation of a run for Congress, Chelsea Clinton is looking for Russian volunteers she can blame for her $800K no-show job with NBC.

— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) November 11, 2016

Nothing To See Here Folks! America Is In The Best Of Hands!

FBI Director James Comey said Sunday that the agency has reviewed all of the Hillary Clinton emails recently discovered in an unrelated case and that his conclusion in July not to prosecute Clinton after the FBI’s original investigation into her use of a private email server still stands.

Comey informed Congress on Oct. 28 that the agency would in the unrelated case review additional emails related to Clinton’s time running the State Department from 2009 to 2013.

“Since my letter, the FBI investigative team has been working around the clock to process and review a large volume of emails,” Comey said Sunday in a follow-up letter to Congress. “During that time we reviewed all of the communications that were to or from Hilary Clinton as secretary of state. Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusion.”

So Congress couldn't read 2,700 pages of Obamacare bill before voting on it, but the FBI read 650,000 emails in just 9 days.

— Razor (@hale_razor) November 6, 2016

Comey must be under enormous political pressure to cave like this and announce something he cant possibly know.

— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) November 6, 2016

Hillary Clinton walked off her plane this afternoon with Cheryl Mills pic.twitter.com/sAMZyfKVW6

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) November 6, 2016

That’s the same Cheryl Mills who has been potentially implicated by Wikileaks emails. She’s the person who said, “We need to clean this up.” 

SNL Cold Open: America, You Must Really Hate This Lady

Clinton’s Crazy People

Pictured: Marina Abramovic, occult symbol Baphomet and Clinton Campaign Chairman John Podesta

A newly released WikiLeaks email sheds disturbing light on the spiritual proclivities of the Podesta brothers.

The revelation of Podesta's participation in ritual occult magic raises serious questions about his morals. It could also explain the Clinton campaign's barely disguised antipathy toward the Catholic Church.

Clinton camp now boasts: pedophiles, philanderers, conspirators, criminals, and possibly now a blood-drinking occultist.
What's not to love?

— Pardes Seleh (@PardesSeleh) November 4, 2016

See, folks! I told you there was a perfectly logical explanation for the Clinton campaign trashing Catholics.#SpiritCooking

— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) November 4, 2016

#SpiritCooking seems an appropriate campaign issue for a gang like #Podesta et al. I thought he was content being a #LobsterRisottoChugger

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 4, 2016

New Cast Member?

“The Hollywood Reporter released a survey showing that Hollywood overwhelmingly supports the Democrats. Last month, the cast of Orange Is the New Black posed for a photo to show their support for Hillary Clinton. If the FBI case goes any further against her, she may be joining the cast.” — Argus Hamilton

Granny Clinton’s Egregious Circle Of Life

It's Hard To Imagine A Worse Time For This To Have Dropped On Granny's Head

Hillary And Huma: The Panic Room

Listen, folks! Hillary Clinton can't step aside now. It would really anger the countries that've already paid for special favors.

— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) October 31, 2016

“Ugh. These e-mails. Underwear pic, underwear pic, nude, underwear - wait… WTF is that?”
“That, my fellow agent, is classified information.” pic.twitter.com/zqNMijFiUk

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 28, 2016

Trey Gowdy On FBI Finding 650,000 Clinton Emails

Looking Forward To A Scandal-Crippled President?

Curmudgeonly Cartoons: The Cocktober Surprise

Interviewed by @jdickerson for @FaceTheNation, @VP says @HillaryClinton didnt understand "the gravity" of setting up own e-mail system. pic.twitter.com/abIZ1f0kvO

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 28, 2016

I Voted Early

Not normally a superstitious person, I was reticent to trundle down to my polling station and cast my vote in the 2016 presidential election.  After all, in 2008 and again in 2012, my guy got shellacked.

I had an 8:45 AM appointment with my pulmonologist during which I learned that there had been an issue with the refrigerator used to store vaccines for the flu and pneumonia.  After I left the doctor’s office I went to my local pharmacy and got both shots.  I was feeling slightly invincible.  “How about a bite to eat and then girding your loins to tackle that early vote?” I asked myself.

I pointed the car in the direction of my polling station to find folks lined up around the building and out to the street.  I thought about aborting my plans, but reasoned that the lines weren’t going to get any shorter so I parked the car and assumed my position in line.

People were friendly.  No one was on their phone.  Some conversations were fairly audible, others were hushed.  About 20 minutes in, I heard a woman somewhere in the back of the line begin to hack and wheeze and cough.  I thought, “This is my chance to be a real smartass.”  So…I hollered quizzically, “Hillary?  Is that you?”  The reaction from those in line was priceless.  “Lock her up!  Lock her up!” they chanted.  I made a funny.

When I finally made it inside and a poll worker escorted me to my voting machine, I looked down at the first screen totally unprepared for the impact of seeing the name of the first ever unindicted felon on the ballot for President of the United States.  This was a moment in history—a chance to stake my political claim—to stop a corrupt bitch from being coronated.

Today, I canceled out Colin Powell’s vote.  

If She Wins Liberal Hacks Will Spend The Next Several Years Powdering Granny’s Folds

This presidential race has been a three-ring circus and not the good kind we remember as kids.

The avalanche of leaked emails brought to us by Julian Assange, the FBI 302s exposing Clinton’s quid pro quo, strong suspicions of intentional voter fraud, voter intimidation by DNC operatives like Robert Creamer and the blinding liberal bias and media collusion has folks reeling in disgust.  Apparently, this election cycle will determine the presidency of No Longer America.

Makes ya wonder if all the circus clowns whose job it was to sweep up after the elephants ran off to become campaign spokesmen for Hillary.  I hope they’re happy to be in league with The Beast because if she wins on November 8th they’re going to be stuck powdering Granny’s folds for the next several years.  They must be so proud.