Showing posts with label Pokémon Go. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pokémon Go. Show all posts

Thursday, October 12, 2017

CNN Went Full Clinton Conspiracy Theory Today

A truly bizarre story appeared in the news today.  CNN, the laughingstock of cable news reported exclusively Russian operatives used platforms including Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube™ and Pokémon Go to incite unrest and meddle in American politics.
The fake news organization purported a group called “Don’t Shoot Us” encouraged followers to make use of a feature that allowed them to rename any Pokémon they “captured” on the app by replacing it with the names of victims of police brutality.
The ultimate goal was to use those screenshots to get gullible journalists to write about the in-game protests.  Niantic Labs, the maker of the game, told CNN "users can’t actually share information with others.”
The “Don’t Shoot Us” group’s efforts were discovered as part of an investigation into Russia’s use of Facebook to meddle in the election.  Facebook shared what they had learned about accounts linked to the Kremlin with Google and Twitter.
The only person talking about Pokémon Go during the 2016 presidential election was…

Friday, July 15, 2016

Screeching Fiend In Burlap Armani Pantsuit Lays Egg On Stage

Watching Hillary at a campaign event in Annandale, VA was cringe-inducing as she robotically clicked and whirred attempting to tell a joke.

Clinton tried to be funny as she referenced the popular game Pokémon Go, “I don’t know who created Pokémon Go, but I’m trying to figure out how to get them to have ‘Pokémon Go to the Polls’”.

Desperate to overcome her generation gap with millennials, she flailed trying to prove how hip she was by referencing the game and her campaign website is currently advertising a PokéStop in Lakewood, Ohio, a suburb of Cleveland, which plays host to the Republican National Convention next week.

For the uninitiated, Pokémon is an app on your Smartphone which alerts you to the location of unseen monsters.  I presume Hillary’s PokéStop will reveal her as Snorlax, a Pokémon known for its massive structure or Bulbasaur a Pokémon with a short, blunt snout, red eyes, wide mouth and thick legs with sharp claws.

I don’t care how hard she tries to sway young voters, she will always be about as inspiring as a chaperone at a frat party.  Bernie voters ain’t buying what Granny’s selling.

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