Hillary Clinton has been spotted on
multiple occasions lately wearing long jackets with scarves that cover her
neck and drape down over her back. She
was spotted
last week in New York City while visiting her daughter Chelsea at her
apartment.
Her attire seemed peculiar since the temperature outside was 80ºF. Look
closely. She’s trying to hide
something. She looks like Quasimodo, the
bell-ringing hunchback of Notre Dame.
Apparently DARPA,
the agency responsible for some of the world’s most significant scientific and
technological breakthroughs has been behind the scenes at the Clinton Compound
in Chappaqua rebuilding Granny.
In addition to the exoskeleton pictured above, they’ve cobbled together
a chardonnay chugger (don’t want to spill a single drop of the nectar of the
gods) and the RoboHillary Stabilizer to avoid embarrassing face-plants
at 9/11 memorials.
NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY: Even though Crooked Hillary has bazillions of
dollars to spend for bionic parts, DARPA did not create any of the contraptions
pictured in this post.
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