Hillary’s Collapse: “An Awful Internet Video Caused This Disaster”

Located deep beneath the Earth’s surface, the Clinton Mafioso’s self-contained command center and mission control choreographs announcements made about Patient Zero.  As this is being written the DNC’s Emergency Alert System is at DEFCON One and the party of our betters is displaying a siege mentality.

The New York Post published a report stating Granny was headed to an emergency room following her frightening collapse at the Sept. 11 memorial ceremony—but detoured to daughter Chelsea’s apartment to keep details of her medical treatment under wraps.

Secret Service protocol called for her to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday-morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her, another source said.

After weeks of coughing fits and episodes of requiring assistance to navigate stairs tongues began to wag about the state of Granny Clinton’s health.  The command center did everything it could to steer the narrative away from speculation declaring they were nothing more than conspiracy theories emanating from “the basket of deplorables”.  The more the campaign tried to dismiss claims that Clinton was in poor health the more the evidence began to mount that they needed better liars.

Talking points disseminated from the command center were flying out via emails and text messages instructing the press poodles to cover the emerging story as a case of pneumonia and a stubborn candidate who did not follow her doctor’s suggestion to get a purported “five days of rest”.  The story was then formulated “Clinton wanted to grind it out—and that meant not telling many of her aides, let alone the public about her illness.”

That decision set in motion the most damaging cascade of events culminating in her stupor and being thrown in her Scooby-Doo van “like a side of beef.”

"An awful internet video caused this disaster."

A former Democratic National Committee chairman says The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer and the party’s congressional leaders should immediately come up with a process to identify a potential successor candidate for Granny for the off-chance a health emergency forces her out of the race.

“Now is the time for all good political leaders to come to the aid of their party,” said Don Fowler, who helmed the DNC from 1995 to 1997, during Bill Clinton’s presidency, and has backed Granny since her 2008 presidential bid. “I think the plan should be developed by 6 o’clock this afternoon.”

Under the category of plausible deniability, the press poodles are floating the theory by Bennet Omalu, the forensic pathologist who made the NFL dance to his tune when he discovered chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CET) in the brains of deceased players.  He suggested that Granny’s blood be checked for possible poisons.

Bubba, the former president, has been tapped to take her place at a pair of fundraisers in LA and Vegas this week.  On Monday here’s what he said about his convalescing wife:

Oh boy MT @ABCLiz Bill Clinton says "on more than one occasion" "the same sort of thing’s happened to her when she got severely dehydrated."

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 12, 2016

Probably not the narrative the Clinton camp wants being used.

NOTE:  There is no underground command center structure.  The mainstream media does the bidding for these two criminals.

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