The Tooth Fairy Has A Better Shot At Becoming President

According to the July 22 through July 30 Real Clear Politics Poll, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is at 0.4 percent.  Her candidacy is as dead as a door nail.

To qualify for the September debates, candidates must get 2 percent support in at least four national polls and garner 130,000 unique donors.

Nate Silver’s famous or infamous, depending on how you view Five Thirty Eight’s polling, evaluated the performances of the Dems following this week’s debates in Detroit and Gillibrand is firmly ensconced in the fourth tier.

Her campaign has focused intensely on gender bias which has led absolutely nowhere.

In November of 2017 Gillibrand said former President Bill Clinton should have resigned during the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.  Her comments drew fire from Hillary Clinton’s senior advisor, Philippe Reines.  His tweet has been deleted, but here’s the screencap:

During Wednesday’s dumpster fire debate, CNN’s Dana Bash said, “You are a co-sponsor of the Green New Deal which would include the guarantee of a job with medical leave, paid vacations and retirement security for everyone in America.  Explain how that’s realistic.”  Gillibrand answered, “So, the first thing that I’m going to do when I’m President is I’m going to Clorox the Oval Office.”

Many on the Left described her zinger as “the most memorable moment of the debate.”  Oh, it’s memorable alright.  It’s memorable because of its repugnant hypocrisy.

Confident she’d scored a big hit, her campaign immediately sent out a tweet to fundraise off it.

The first thing I'll do as president is Clorox the Oval Office—and then get to work cleaning up all the other messes this administration has made. Get your sticker: https://t.co/hcWbxPTjLK

— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) August 1, 2019

The Democrat Senator’s family ties to the NXIVM sex cult came to light in June of this year, raising serious questions about her relationship with the cult that she once denied knowing about.

The lurid trial revealed Keith Raniere, the leader of the cult-like group near Albany, NY was involved in sex trafficking, child pornography, extortion, compelled abortions, branding, degradation and humiliation.  He created a harem of sexual slaves branded with his initials and kept in line with blackmail.

GOP senatorial candidate Chele Farley revealed Gillibrand's father, Doug Rutnik, was once a lobbyist for NXIVM noting, “For Kirsten Gillibrand, the self-proclaimed #MeToo Senator, to claim ignorance about a notorious sex-slave cult, in her own backyard, is simply hard to believe.”

Gillibrand’s father and stepmother were both heavily involved in the cult according to eyewitness accounts from ex-NXIVM employees and court documents.

There will never be enough Clorox to sterilize the Oval Office after Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades involving Monica Lewinsky and his chummy relationship with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. 

Hold My Cigar

Bill Clinton’s “Good Speech”

Juanita Broaddrick, Eileen Wellstone, Carolyn Moffet, Elizabeth Ward, Paula Corbin Jones, Sandra Allen James, Christy Zercher, Kathleen Willey, Dolly Kyle, Gennifer Flowers, Lencola Sullivan, Connie Hamzy, Monica Lewinsky and Sally Perdue are just a few of the names of women who are connected to Bill Clinton’s sexual assaults since his days as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University 30 years ago.

Bubba and Hillary’s sordid marriage has always been a sham and the #WarOnWomen depends on what the meaning of the word “on” is.

The Trump and Clinton campaigns have been trading accusations of mistreatment of women for months. The arguing reached a crescendo this week following Trump’s controversial comments about a former Miss Universe, Alicia Machado, who threatened to kill a Venezuelan judge and had sex on live TV.

Trump on Friday told the New York Times he "was considering" attacking the Clintons’ marriage and added, “Hillary Clinton was married to the single greatest abuser of women in the history of politics. Hillary was an enabler, and she attacked the women who Bill Clinton mistreated afterward."

This Sean Delonas cartoon perfectly captures Bubba’s #dickingbimbos habit.  It immediately reminded me of a scene from the 1984 film Police Academy in which Commandant Eric Lassard is given some “depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is” by a hooker hidden inside the podium from which he is speaking to a group of police officials.

Bat-Shit Crazy Windbag Comes To The Defense Of An Impeached Cad With A “Zipper Problem”

We were all made aware that Hillary was bringing in her “not-so-secret-weapon” to help her on the campaign trail.  Once she made the announcement, Republican front-runner Donald Trump jumped on the news with both feet declaring her husband’s impeachment and decades-old sex scandals (rape, sexual abuse, bimbo eruptions, et. al.) would be “fair game.”

Hillary had some of her highest approval ratings in the wake of disclosures about her husband’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.  That was in 1998.  Democrats are convinced that deploying their first “Jesus” will guarantee The Ice Cube In Heels secures the nomination and eventually wins the presidency.  They never anticipated the firestorm that decision created.

On the eve of Billy Jeff’s debut in Nashua, NH the dumpy flim-flam man they call Michael Moore tweeted this:

Bill Clinton "abused women?" No. He got parental leave law passed. He was pro-choice. He had consensual sex w/ an adult. #trumps3wives

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 4, 2016

Not so fast you fat, fat water rat.  Too many women have stated they were raped.  Rape is not a consensual thing.  But then, you weren’t going to mention that or the 11 trips to “Orgy Island”, a private Caribbean island owned by convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein on the so-called “Lolita Express.”

In 2012, according to CNS News, “While speaking at a dedication ceremony for the Franklin D. Roosevelt Four Freedoms Park in New York City” former President Bill Clinton said his wife “was known to commune” with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi and that Roosevelt “had passed him a message through Hillary.”

Que the Twilight Zone music maestro: 

Clinton: Aliens may have visited us — "We don't know for sure" https://t.co/jIdCaekW68 pic.twitter.com/WC8rbvKIpY

— The Hill (@thehill) January 5, 2016

.@thehill Oh, she knows. (cc: Buzzfeed) pic.twitter.com/9cJhnGufH6

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 4, 2016

Monica Lewinsky: The Bloodsport Of Public Shaming

Monica Lewinsky spoke from the TED stage in Vancouver recently to tell the audience, “At the age of 22, I fell in love with my boss.  At the age of 24, I learned the devastating consequences.”

In her speech, entitled “The Price of Shame”, Lewinsky recounts how she was betrayed by her friend Linda Tripp, was threatened with jail time and was swept up in the maelstrom of President Bill Clinton’s impeachment.  Throughout the national disgrace of Clinton’s unchecked libido, Lewinsky was the target of slut-shaming.

She withdrew from public view for more than a decade, but has reemerged to tell her story.  I listened to her 22-minute speech and found it compelling and moving.  The temptress is resigned to her mistakes, but forcefully speaks to the viciousness of cyberbullying and makes a plausible argument that she was the first true victim of the phenomenon of “cultural humiliation”.

I think when President Clinton referred to her as “that woman”, he wounded her forever.  Many believe she is speaking out now to cripple the political future of the Clinton dynasty, but Lewinsky defended herself saying, “It is time to stop tip-toeing around my past.”

For now, at least, I believe her because no one would wish to “walk a mile in someone else’s headline.”

Curmudgeonly Cartoon: Meanwhile, Back At Chappaqua

Throne-sniffer Maureen Dowd, surprised me yesterday with her “Open Letter To hdr22@clintonemail” in which she snarled, “…you knew you could count on the complicity of feminists and Democratic women in Congress” as she recounted the pathologically unpresidential behavior of her husband’s cigar fetish in the Oval Office.

Dowd goes on to say, “You seem like an annoyed queen, radiating irritation at anyone who tries to hold you accountable.”  She goes a step further giving her take on “Clinton Fatigue”, perhaps because she remains enamored with The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer saying, “You’re still idling on the runway, but we’re already jet-lagged. It’s all so drearily familiar that I know we’re only moments away from James Carville writing a column in David Brock’s Media Matters, headlined, ‘In Private, Hillary’s Really a Hoot.’”

On Saturday, March 14, 2014 Ed Klein, who broke the story about Mrs. Clinton’s email scandal, told Larry Kudlow on his WABC radio show that this Administration “is up to its eyebrows in efforts to stop” her and Valerie Jarrett has launched six investigations into her years as Secretary of State.

This movie is rated 5 out of 5 stars; so pull up your recliner, grab your popcorn and enjoy the show folks.

Bill Clinton, Guardian of the Galaxy?

According to Donna Shalala!

Donna Shalala just told CGI attendees: "You are the guardians of the galaxy" — Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) March 6, 2015

Sunday Slacker Post

My little furkid Sophie asleep on her woobie

It’s been quite a week.  Snowfall on Tuesday that didn’t amount to much followed on Wednesday by a “Snowpocalypse” that continued through late afternoon on Thursday dumping 11 inches of white stuff where I live.  My area escaped the ice storm that caused severe damage south of me.

Friday, as you know, was Valentine’s Day.  At approximately 10:23 PM, an earthquake struck Edgefield, SC and seismologists said the 4.1 magnitude tremblor could be felt as far west as Atlanta and as far north as Hickory, NC.  The little burg is some 60 miles north and west of where I live.

I didn’t know about it until some of my co-workers were discussing it the following day at work.  Must’ve slept through it I guess.

Mitt Romney believes former President Bill Clinton "embarrassed the nation" with the Monica Lewinsky scandal, but doesn't think it will be a factor in 2016 if Hillary Clinton runs for president.

The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer is spending a three-day weekend at Sunnylands, the luxurious 200-acre estate near Palm Springs, CA to play golf with three buddies and binge on TV while Chewbacca enjoys her third consecutive trip to Aspen over the President’s Day weekend.

I read with interest an article about a new treatment for sleep apnea.  I was recently diagnosed with moderate obstructive sleep apnea.  I have not yet met with the sleep doctor who will prescribe which CPAP I will be given and make the necessary adjustments to the forced air settings that will work best for my degree of apnea.

U.S. Secretary of State John “Mr. Reporting for Duty” Kerry on Sunday called climate change perhaps the world's "most fearsome" destructive weapon and mocked those who deny its existence or question its causes, comparing them to people who insist the Earth is flat.

Facebook is now offering its users numerous options to present their gender identity to their Facebook freaks friends in the same way they do in the real world.  Oh joy!

Taco Bell is not a thing you plan to eat, per se. After a few drinks or a bad day, it just sort of happens.  The company plans to release a mobile ordering app so that almost as soon as you experience a spontaneous craving for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, you will be able order it with a few taps on your Smartphone.

It’s tough when one of your best friends starts dating a dud. Keep your mouth shut, and you feel like a bad friend. Say something about it, and they’re liable to run back to their poorly chosen lover’s arms quicker than ever.

Now, there’s a new way to get that criticism out of your system anonymously. Forever NOT lets you bet on how long your friends’ relationships will last and give the ill-fated paramours feedback, all anonymously.

Oh well, even love unreturned has its rainbow.

I think I’ll get back to enjoying my slacker Sunday.  The timer is going off on my 7-layer dip with chicken.  Time to put some tortilla chips in a bowl and dig in.  I think I’ll follow that up with some Caramel Cookie Crunch gelato and join the pup on the couch and watch me some Olympics.  Who gives a shit if that small, odd, chill-faced man who likes to pose menacingly shirtless in order to seem much taller than he actually is is boning that gymnast who is 30 years his junior?

Enjoy your day.