The Tooth Fairy Has A Better Shot At Becoming President

According to the July 22 through July 30 Real Clear Politics Poll, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is at 0.4 percent.  Her candidacy is as dead as a door nail.

To qualify for the September debates, candidates must get 2 percent support in at least four national polls and garner 130,000 unique donors.

Nate Silver’s famous or infamous, depending on how you view Five Thirty Eight’s polling, evaluated the performances of the Dems following this week’s debates in Detroit and Gillibrand is firmly ensconced in the fourth tier.

Her campaign has focused intensely on gender bias which has led absolutely nowhere.

In November of 2017 Gillibrand said former President Bill Clinton should have resigned during the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.  Her comments drew fire from Hillary Clinton’s senior advisor, Philippe Reines.  His tweet has been deleted, but here’s the screencap:

During Wednesday’s dumpster fire debate, CNN’s Dana Bash said, “You are a co-sponsor of the Green New Deal which would include the guarantee of a job with medical leave, paid vacations and retirement security for everyone in America.  Explain how that’s realistic.”  Gillibrand answered, “So, the first thing that I’m going to do when I’m President is I’m going to Clorox the Oval Office.”

Many on the Left described her zinger as “the most memorable moment of the debate.”  Oh, it’s memorable alright.  It’s memorable because of its repugnant hypocrisy.

Confident she’d scored a big hit, her campaign immediately sent out a tweet to fundraise off it.

The first thing I'll do as president is Clorox the Oval Office—and then get to work cleaning up all the other messes this administration has made. Get your sticker: https://t.co/hcWbxPTjLK

— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) August 1, 2019

The Democrat Senator’s family ties to the NXIVM sex cult came to light in June of this year, raising serious questions about her relationship with the cult that she once denied knowing about.

The lurid trial revealed Keith Raniere, the leader of the cult-like group near Albany, NY was involved in sex trafficking, child pornography, extortion, compelled abortions, branding, degradation and humiliation.  He created a harem of sexual slaves branded with his initials and kept in line with blackmail.

GOP senatorial candidate Chele Farley revealed Gillibrand's father, Doug Rutnik, was once a lobbyist for NXIVM noting, “For Kirsten Gillibrand, the self-proclaimed #MeToo Senator, to claim ignorance about a notorious sex-slave cult, in her own backyard, is simply hard to believe.”

Gillibrand’s father and stepmother were both heavily involved in the cult according to eyewitness accounts from ex-NXIVM employees and court documents.

There will never be enough Clorox to sterilize the Oval Office after Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades involving Monica Lewinsky and his chummy relationship with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. 

Jeffrey Epstein’s Upcoming Suicide Was A Shock To Bill And I

Days after convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest on sex-trafficking charges in New York, former President Bill Clinton distanced himself from the high-flying financier and convicted sex offender. The former president owned up to just six encounters with Epstein, starting in 2002: four flights on the billionaire’s private jet, a single trip to his Harlem office, and one “brief visit” to his New York apartment, all with staff and security detail in tow. 

Now, a Daily Beast investigation has uncovered ties between Epstein and the Clinton Administration that date back to the president’s earliest days in the White House, casting doubt on the widely perpetuated narrative that the two only began associating after Clinton left office. 

How Epstein entered Clinton’s orbit remains unclear. When the president released his initial statement on Epstein, he did not explain the multiple other trips he appears to have taken on the financier’s “Lolita Express” plane—including one flight to Westchester with Epstein, his alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell, and an “unnamed female.” 

Clinton also failed to mention the intimate 1995 fundraising dinner at the Palm Beach home of Revlon mogul Ron Perelman, where Clinton hobnobbed with the likes of Epstein, Don Johnson, and Jimmy Buffett. (Nearby, at Epstein’s own Palm Beach mansion, the money man allegedly abused hundreds of underage girls.)

The two were clearly chummy by the early Clinton Foundation years, as attested to by a 2002 photo of Epstein and Clinton in Brunei that appeared in Vicky Ward’s 2003 profile of the financier. In a 2002 piece for New York magazine about the Africa trip, Clinton praised Epstein as a “highly successful financier and a committed philanthropist.”

Two days ago, Epstein was discovered sprawled out on the floor of his jail cell with bruise marks on his neck.  Investigators believe he injured himself on purpose to get transferred out of the jail.  The following day the 66-year-old was back in his mold-ridden, insect-infested 8 X 8 ft cell where inmates wake up with dead rats in their beds.  Don’t worry though.  He’s all better now.

Per CNN: “Clinton’s immediately ruled out after Epstein lived”

— JockinYz (@jockinyz_1484) July 25, 2019

The Clintons have been at the center of conspiracy theories for four decades because of their boundless hunger for power.

Epstein’s “suicide attempt” sparked renewed interest in the “Clinton Body Count” conspiracy.  There are plenty of old lists and new and improved lists circulating in the ether of people close to Bill and Hillary who have died under “mysterious circumstances”.

The “Arkancide” conspiracy theory first emerged in 1993 following the suicide of Clinton Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster.  Fevered suspicions swirled that Foster had been murdered and his body moved to Fort Marcy Park, but it was then-lawyer Brett Kavanaugh, working with Independent Counsel Ken Starr to investigate the Whitewater-Monica Lewinsky scandals, who definitively concluded Foster’s death was indeed a suicide rather than a Clinton-inspired hit job.

For saving the Clintons’ hides, Kavanaugh was thanked some twenty years later by having his sterling reputation and life’s work demolished during his Supreme Court confirmation hearings.

Bill Clinton said during “An Evening With The Clintons” speaking tour in Las Vegas in May of this year, "He didn't have any problem making us put up with three years of Vince Foster nonsense that was a total charade." 

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Bat-Shit Crazy Windbag Comes To The Defense Of An Impeached Cad With A “Zipper Problem”

We were all made aware that Hillary was bringing in her “not-so-secret-weapon” to help her on the campaign trail.  Once she made the announcement, Republican front-runner Donald Trump jumped on the news with both feet declaring her husband’s impeachment and decades-old sex scandals (rape, sexual abuse, bimbo eruptions, et. al.) would be “fair game.”

Hillary had some of her highest approval ratings in the wake of disclosures about her husband’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.  That was in 1998.  Democrats are convinced that deploying their first “Jesus” will guarantee The Ice Cube In Heels secures the nomination and eventually wins the presidency.  They never anticipated the firestorm that decision created.

On the eve of Billy Jeff’s debut in Nashua, NH the dumpy flim-flam man they call Michael Moore tweeted this:

Bill Clinton "abused women?" No. He got parental leave law passed. He was pro-choice. He had consensual sex w/ an adult. #trumps3wives

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 4, 2016

Not so fast you fat, fat water rat.  Too many women have stated they were raped.  Rape is not a consensual thing.  But then, you weren’t going to mention that or the 11 trips to “Orgy Island”, a private Caribbean island owned by convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein on the so-called “Lolita Express.”

In 2012, according to CNS News, “While speaking at a dedication ceremony for the Franklin D. Roosevelt Four Freedoms Park in New York City” former President Bill Clinton said his wife “was known to commune” with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi and that Roosevelt “had passed him a message through Hillary.”

Que the Twilight Zone music maestro: 

Clinton: Aliens may have visited us — "We don't know for sure" https://t.co/jIdCaekW68 pic.twitter.com/WC8rbvKIpY

— The Hill (@thehill) January 5, 2016

.@thehill Oh, she knows. (cc: Buzzfeed) pic.twitter.com/9cJhnGufH6

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 4, 2016