Twitter Has Locked My Account

I was incensed that filmmaker and fat fuck Michael Moore communicated directly with Iran on Sunday.  I created a meme depicting him as Jabba The Hutt, something I’m certain is nothing new and sent it to him.

Mere moments after I put up the tweet, the gestapo at Twitter accused me of violating their rules against “hateful conduct” explaining, “You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or serious disease.

On January 5, 2020 Moore tweeted, “I have just sent the Ayatollah of Iran a personal appeal asking him not to respond to our assassination of his top general with violence of any kind, but rather let me & millions of Americans fix this peacefully.”

An account on Twitter with the handle “Imam of Peace” replied to Moore in the following manner:

(1) “You’ve just reached out to a terrorist dictator and chief financier of the largest network of Jihadists on this planet; in addition to violating the Logan Act. The part we find hilarious is that you actually think he will respond to you. That donkey thinks he’s God’s deputy on  Earth.”

(2) “Also, you address your message to Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran. That guy died on the 3rd of June 1989. Your whole tweet and message is a mess from start to finish. The current Ayatollah is Khamenei and he has a Fatwa against Music—which you play for him at the start. What a fail...”

(3) “Also, Einstein, I just listened to the beginning of your message to Ayatollah Khamenai. You literally have music playing at the start of the podcast. The Ayatollah has a Fatwa against Music of all sorts. No one in the regime will even open it. A total and absolute fail.”

The Imam of Peace clearly got his point across to Moore, who this morning at 8:00 AM, tweeted his apology to Iran in Farsi for killing Qassem Soleimani.

The automatic Twitter translation reads, “I deeply regret the violence committed on our behalf by a man most Americans never voted for.”

UPDATE:

.@MMFlint I don't think the Ayatollah read your letter, bro.

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 7, 2020

Fitness Icon Michael Moore Cancels SoulCycle™ Membership

Equinox and SoulCycle™ customers are boycotting the high-end gyms and studios after learning that owner Stephen Ross will host a fundraiser at his Hamptons mansion for President Donald Trump's reelection campaign on Friday according to the Washington Post.

Who actually gives a damn about these pampered gym rats?  There isn’t a membership fee to join SoulCycle™, but it charges you $36 per class plus shoe rental (required to clip into your bike) and the purchase of a water bottle.  If you take classes daily for a month, you’ll rack up $1080.

Now here’s where this story becomes amusing.

Annoying gasbag Michael Moore tweeted today, “That’s it! Just cancelled my @soulcycle membership!”

When the hell was the last time that tub of lard exerted himself other than to shovel food down his gullet?  I guarantee you the far-left nut job hasn’t been on a bicycle since he was 5 years old.

Not seeing that corpulent pustule at their neighborhood SoulCycle™ gym must come as a tremendous relief to the people living in Flint.

Tweetin’ With The Prez

Űber-liberal factions in America continue apace with their pathetic Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Michael Moore tweeted Tuesday: “Trump is not president until 12 noon on Jan. 20th. So we’ll continue to fight hope to find a legal, nonviolent way to stop this madness.” New York Times columnist Paul Krugman similarly tweeted: “We should never accept this as OK. It may be the new normal, but that’s a new normal in which the America we knew and loved is gone.” Then there’s Keith Olbermann, who is advising his viewers not to refer to the incoming commander-in-chief as “President Trump.”

“Our betters” express their undisguised contempt for tens of millions of Americans who voted for Trump with heightened snobbery and condescension.  They bury themselves in the most absurd way imaginable screaming impotently into the void.

The President-elect has 17.8 million followers on Twitter as a counter-weight to media bias—a direct line of communication with his supporters—a way to shape his agenda.  He recently told CBS’s Lesley Stahl in a 60 Minutes interview, “I’m not saying I love it, but it does get the word out…I have a method of fighting back.”  He went on to say he’d be “restrained” in what he tweets as president.

The left is aghast.  Julie Davis of The New York Times feels Trump’s use of Twitter is an “unprecedented  experiment” that has “opened a window” on the presidency unlike any before.  “His habit of making unguarded and unvetted statements direct to the public has fascinating implications.  It will affect how the world reads official proclamations from the White House.  I’m mystified at the notion that we should somehow ignore what are, by most accounts, completely unrehearsed, un-poll-tested utterances from the mouth of the person who’s about to become president of the United States.”

To be honest President-elect Trump, through the use of 140 characters, has issued some cringe-worthy tweets.  The left is counting on more of them in the future to use as a cudgel to denounce and demean Trump.

Enter Seth Meyers; former SNL cast member and host of NBC’s Late Night with Seth Meyers who made no secret of his loathing of Donald Trump in a blistering 7-minute tirade that was long on invective and short of laughs.

Hot new segment, "TWEETIN' WITH THE PREZ" https://t.co/k3zRRmFWll

— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) December 21, 2016

“Basically, Donald Trump’s Twitter feed will serve as his version of FDR’s fireside chats. ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself—and Mexicans’. Trump is even encouraged by the head of the GOP to bypass traditional media leading him to spread lies and conspiracy theories unfiltered through his Twitter account,” Meyers said. 

@justkarl The idea that late-night comedy should reach for anything other than the lowest common denominator is, well, cute.

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) December 21, 2016

The novelty of liberals indulging in unguarded moments of anxiety over Trump’s tweets is becoming mind-numbingly tedious. 

Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!

John Conyers (D-MI), the 26-term congressman representing Congressional District 13 (metropolitan Detroit), penned an editorial in USA Today calling for an amendment to the Constitution which would do away with the Electoral College.

“…some Electoral College defenders argue that direct elections for president could lead to messy nationwide vote recounts. Our experience in Florida in 2000, and Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin this year, have taught us that statewide recounts under differing and confusing rules bring neither clarity nor finality to our electoral process. By contrast, a national popular vote is historically far more likely to establish a clear winner, avoiding the necessity of recounts altogether.”

When Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein requested recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania, Conyers’ district saw 238 precincts tabulated more Election Day votes than people who were counted as checking in to vote.  The affected precincts represent 37% of the city’s 662 precincts.  The discrepancy became national news.

@brithume Detroit would have been Hillary’s best area in the entire state. These extra votes wouldn’t have been Trump votes.

— Ken Gardner (@KenGardner11) December 20, 2016

Article 2 of the US Constitution sets up the Electoral College. It assigns votes to states by the size of their congressional delegation: Each state gets two electors—just as they get two senators—in addition to those apportioned by population. The result weights the outcome in such a way that electoral votes cast by the most populous states are worth a fraction of those cast by smallest states:  One Wyoming electoral college vote represents 143,000 people; the ratio is 1:500,000 for California.

California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Michigan, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Texas have the most electoral votes.  Sixteen states have between 3 and 5.  Traditionally blue states like Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, Virginia and Wisconsin have between 10 and 15 electoral votes.

That’s the difference between “spectator” states and “battleground” states.

Before he appeared on MSNBC’s All In with Chris Hayes on Friday night liberal film maker Michael Moore tweeted: 

Trump is hoping the Electoral College members will look the other way when it comes to him and Putin and our safety https://t.co/yEtcnAGOro

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 16, 2016

The tweet linked to a Facebook post where the blob of lard, wrapped in blubber and slathered in grease expressed his conviction that enough so-called “faithless electors” would somehow deny Trump the White House.

“Get over it and pull yourself together. The tanks are 20 miles outside of Paris! Throw everything you got at this and do not relent. You’re in the friggin’ majority! Let’s act like it. Make your voice heard on social media and in front of your state capitol. An authoritarian regime is about to take hold in DC, and they are going to run roughshod over you, me and all that is good. Get over your election depression and fight like you’ve never fought before. Non-violently. With conviction. There are more of us than there are of them. Only 23% of all registered adult American voters showed up and voted for Trump. Come on! It’s not over til it’s over.”

Talk about mentally challenged.  That line about “tanks are 20 miles outside of Paris” doesn’t help his point.  It’s tantamount to willful ignorance. The last time tanks were 20 miles outside of Paris was on Bastille Day with its traditional military parade along the Champs-Elysées on July 14, 2016.

On Monday, December 19th the Electoral College finally put the 2016 election out of its misery—ironically exactly 18 years to the day after Hillary’s husband was impeached 

He's not president for four and a half weeks. Next idea?

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 20, 2016

And here I thought @MMFlint and Hollywood celebrities would save the day. https://t.co/sKgINY79Oj

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 19, 2016

We will get rid of the Electoral College, but first we're going to fundraise off of it for as long as you keep signing the checks.

— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) December 20, 2016

Bon Appétit, Mikey!

Bat-Shit Crazy Windbag Comes To The Defense Of An Impeached Cad With A “Zipper Problem”

We were all made aware that Hillary was bringing in her “not-so-secret-weapon” to help her on the campaign trail.  Once she made the announcement, Republican front-runner Donald Trump jumped on the news with both feet declaring her husband’s impeachment and decades-old sex scandals (rape, sexual abuse, bimbo eruptions, et. al.) would be “fair game.”

Hillary had some of her highest approval ratings in the wake of disclosures about her husband’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.  That was in 1998.  Democrats are convinced that deploying their first “Jesus” will guarantee The Ice Cube In Heels secures the nomination and eventually wins the presidency.  They never anticipated the firestorm that decision created.

On the eve of Billy Jeff’s debut in Nashua, NH the dumpy flim-flam man they call Michael Moore tweeted this:

Bill Clinton "abused women?" No. He got parental leave law passed. He was pro-choice. He had consensual sex w/ an adult. #trumps3wives

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 4, 2016

Not so fast you fat, fat water rat.  Too many women have stated they were raped.  Rape is not a consensual thing.  But then, you weren’t going to mention that or the 11 trips to “Orgy Island”, a private Caribbean island owned by convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein on the so-called “Lolita Express.”

In 2012, according to CNS News, “While speaking at a dedication ceremony for the Franklin D. Roosevelt Four Freedoms Park in New York City” former President Bill Clinton said his wife “was known to commune” with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi and that Roosevelt “had passed him a message through Hillary.”

Que the Twilight Zone music maestro: 

Clinton: Aliens may have visited us — "We don't know for sure" https://t.co/jIdCaekW68 pic.twitter.com/WC8rbvKIpY

— The Hill (@thehill) January 5, 2016

.@thehill Oh, she knows. (cc: Buzzfeed) pic.twitter.com/9cJhnGufH6

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 4, 2016

Return Of The Swine: Where’s The Damned Duct Tape When You Need It?

Blubbery gasbag Michael Moore is at it again.  Today he tweeted out a photo of him standing in front of Trump Tower holding a sign reading “We Are All Muslims.”  Included in the tweet Moore stated he had also written a letter to Donald Trump.

Here’s an excerpt of that letter:

“…in desperation and insanity, you call for a ban on all Muslims entering this country. I was raised to believe that we are all each other's brother and sister, regardless of race, creed or color. That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me. And everyone else. 

We are all Muslim. 

Just as we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in-between. We are all children of God (or nature or whatever you believe in), part of the human family, and nothing you say or do can change that fact one iota. If you don't like living by these American rules, then you need to go to the time-out room in any one of your Towers, sit there, and think about what you've said. 

And then leave the rest of us alone so we can elect a real president who is both compassionate and strong—at least strong enough not to be all whiny and scared of some guy in a ball cap from Michigan sitting next to him on a talk show couch. You're not so tough, Donny and I'm glad I got to see the real you up close and personal all those years ago. 

We are all Muslim. Deal with it.”

Miss Puerto Rico unloaded on Moore with a multiplicity of scathing tweets directed at Moore and from someone whose Twitter handle is “Imam” who was trolling her Twitter account.  Don’t be surprised if the lovely Rico Destiny Vélez is stripped of her beauty pageant title.

Now it is my understanding that Muslims are forbidden to eat pork or any food product coming from swine.  Let’s see if Muslims embrace this corpulent pile of shit who undoubtedly reeks of bacon grease and pickled pig’s feet.

Muslims: the reason you're Not getting the "backlash" you keep preemptively bitching about after Islamic attacks is b/c we're not like you.

— Bosch Fawstin (@BoschFawstin) December 4, 2015

Michael Moore: Doughboy Princess Gasbag

Leftist lard ass Michael Moore injects himself into every conversation he can because he has descended into irrelevancy.  Over the weekend, after American Sniper shocked Hollywood with its box office blowout, smashing virtually every available record raking in $108.7 million to date and counting, Moore began tweeting about the movie:

My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren't heroes. And invaders r worse
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 18, 2015

But if you're on the roof of your home defending it from invaders who've come 7K miles, you are not a sniper, u are brave, u are a neighbor.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 19, 2015

Hmm. I never tweeted 1word bout AmericanSniper/ChrisKyle. I said my uncle killed by sniper in WWII; only cowards would do that 2 him, others
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 19, 2015

It got nasty for little Mikey and he had to turn off the alerts on his phone and decided to turn to his Facebook page:

Lots of talk about snipers this weekend (the holiday weekend of a great man, killed by a sniper), so I thought I'd weigh in with what I was raised to believe about snipers. My dad was in the First Marine Division in the South Pacific in World War II. His brother, my uncle, Lawrence Moore, was an Army paratrooper and was killed by a Japanese sniper 70 years ago next month. My dad always said, "Snipers are cowards. They don't believe in a fair fight. Like someone coming up from behind you and cold cocking you. Just isn't right. It's cowardly to shoot a person in the back. Only a coward will shoot someone who can't shoot back." 

So I sent out this tweet today: 

https://twitter.com/mmflint/status/556914094406926336 

And then I sent this: 

https://twitter.com/mmflint/status/556988226486169600 

But Deadline Hollywood and the Hollywood Reporter turned that into stories about how I don't like Clint Eastwood's new film, "American Sniper”. I didn't say a word about "American Sniper" in my tweets. 

But here's what Deadline Hollywood posted (note how they changed "snipers" to "shooters" in their headline):

http://deadline.com/…/michael-moore-american-sniper-oscars…/ 

Hollywood Reporter has since corrected their story: 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/…/michael-moore-blasts-ame… 

If they wanted to know my opinion of "American Sniper" (and I have one), why not ask me? 

So here's what I think about "American Sniper": 

Awesome performance from Bradley Cooper. One of the best of the year. Great editing. Costumes, hair, makeup superb! 

Oh…and too bad Clint gets Vietnam and Iraq confused in his storytelling. And that he has his characters calling Iraqis "savages" throughout the film. But there is also anti-war sentiment expressed in the movie. And there's a touching ending as the main character is remembered after being gunned down by a fellow American vet with PTSD who was given a gun at a gun range back home in Texas -- and then used it to kill the man who called himself the “America Sniper”. 

Also, best movie trailer and TV ads of the year. 

Most of us were taught the story of Jesse James and that the scoundrel wasn't James (who was a criminal who killed people) but rather the sniper who shot him in the back. I think most Americans don't think snipers are heroes. 

Hopefully not on this weekend when we remember that man in Memphis, Tennessee, who was killed by a sniper's bullet. 

The doughboy princess gasbag has every right to say whatever he wants.  He lives in America where free speech is still the law of the land and good men like Chris Kyle fought to preserve that right.  By the same token, I and everyone else, has the right to call him what he is and even mock his ass unmercifully with a degrading Photoshop™.  Yep.  Now that makes me happy.

  

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Divorce Court

Blubbery gasbag Michael Moore entered the Antrim County Circuit Courthouse today to finalize his divorce from the woman to whom he had been married 22 years.  (Thankfully they did not spawn any little Moores.)

The Detroit News reported that in legal pleadings Mikey blamed his wife for the long-running criticism of his mega hypocrisy pretending to defend the poor while owning a mansion in Torch Lake worth $2 million.  This, of course, was before the world learned today of the nine, count ‘em, nine homes they own.

According to court documents the couple owned nine properties in Michigan and New York, including a Manhattan condo.

In a remarkable manifestation of supreme pettiness, the tub ‘o shit demanded from his quilting enthusiast wife a “list, with photographs, of all quilts in your possession whether purchased,  gifted, loaned or produced by you.” 

His common-man persona has been an elephantine lie and now the world knows it.