The forecast for New
Haven, CT on Sunday called for rain, so the Yale Class Day festivities were
moved from the Old Campus to Woolsey Hall.
The Ivy League school
called upon one of its alumna to speak to the Class of 2018. The alumna was none other than Granny Clinton─the
pathetic shrew who gave Putin a reset button, got wrecked in the 2016
Presidential Election and now suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.
As I mentioned above,
the forecast called for rain. So, the
dreariness of the day was intensified by an equally dreary speaker who spoke
for an hour about losing.
“Right now, we’re
living through a full-fledged crisis in our democracy,” Granny said during her Class
Day speech. “No, there are not tanks in the streets, but what’s happening right
now goes to the heart of who we are as a nation, and I say this not as a
Democrat who lost an election but as an American afraid of losing a country.”
“There are certain
things that are so essential they should transcend politics. Waging a war on
the rule of law and a free press, de-legitimizing elections, perpetrating
shameless corruption and rejecting the idea that our leaders should be public
servants undermines our national unity. And attacking truth and reason,
evidence and facts should alarm us all.”
Congratulations on your
graduation, Yalies. Enjoy!
The Ice Cube In Heels
at first made light of her searing election loss. “I am thrilled for all of
you, even the three of you who live in Michigan and didn’t request your
absentee ballots in time,” she said. She also poked fun at the investigation of
Russian meddling in the election. It is a Class Day tradition for the seniors
to wear silly, imaginative headgear and Clinton held up a Russian ushanka hat saying, “I brought a hat too—a Russian hat. Look, I mean, if you can’t beat
’em, join ’em!”
Her
second run at the presidency didn’t work out, her book sales flopped and now
she’s trying her hand at standup comedy?
Please run again
Hillary.
Your sour-grapes-fueled
pity party lacks any shred of humor. Can
you imagine anything less inspiring than the mentally deficient ramblings of
someone who is reliving the same day over and over and over again with her clumsy,
lame attempts at humor and her forced folksy references?
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