Tuesday, May 22, 2018

The Mentally Deficient Ramblings Of Someone Who Is Reliving The Same Day Over And Over And Over Again

The forecast for New Haven, CT on Sunday called for rain, so the Yale Class Day festivities were moved from the Old Campus to Woolsey Hall.
The Ivy League school called upon one of its alumna to speak to the Class of 2018.  The alumna was none other than Granny Clinton─the pathetic shrew who gave Putin a reset button, got wrecked in the 2016 Presidential Election and now suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.
As I mentioned above, the forecast called for rain.  So, the dreariness of the day was intensified by an equally dreary speaker who spoke for an hour about losing.
“Right now, we’re living through a full-fledged crisis in our democracy,” Granny said during her Class Day speech. “No, there are not tanks in the streets, but what’s happening right now goes to the heart of who we are as a nation, and I say this not as a Democrat who lost an election but as an American afraid of losing a country.”
“There are certain things that are so essential they should transcend politics. Waging a war on the rule of law and a free press, de-legitimizing elections, perpetrating shameless corruption and rejecting the idea that our leaders should be public servants undermines our national unity. And attacking truth and reason, evidence and facts should alarm us all.”
Congratulations on your graduation, Yalies.  Enjoy!
The Ice Cube In Heels at first made light of her searing election loss. “I am thrilled for all of you, even the three of you who live in Michigan and didn’t request your absentee ballots in time,” she said. She also poked fun at the investigation of Russian meddling in the election. It is a Class Day tradition for the seniors to wear silly, imaginative headgear and Clinton held up a Russian ushanka hat saying, “I brought a hat too—a Russian hat. Look, I mean, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!”
Her second run at the presidency didn’t work out, her book sales flopped and now she’s trying her hand at standup comedy?
Please run again Hillary. 
Your sour-grapes-fueled pity party lacks any shred of humor.  Can you imagine anything less inspiring than the mentally deficient ramblings of someone who is reliving the same day over and over and over again with her clumsy, lame attempts at humor and her forced folksy references?

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