I’m not a
big fan of the superhero genre with the possible exceptions of Wade Wilson AKA
Deadpool, the anti-heroic persona known as the “Merc with a Mouth” and the
bizarre blue-costumed Tick who seems to have no memory of his life before becoming
the surrealistic parody of a superhero.
These guys are genuinely funny.
What is
not funny is a used-up, too-mad-to-just-go-away Hillary Clinton fantasizing
about being the President of an imaginary Earth 2.
Her
Worship giggled
during an interview with Nico Pintey of the liberal online news outlet Now
This pretending she won the Presidency in another dimension. Pintey began the interview saying, “People
joke about Earth 2 where you are President.” She answered, “You know we may
have just found it!”
The hag was asked how
she would tackle the issues facing the United States today, like North Korea,
gun control, the opioid crisis and Russia.
None of her answers matter. “If I
had been President, or on Earth 2 where I am, I would have an independent commission
look into the alleged hacking of the presidential election.”
Meanwhile, while his
wife dreamed of being President, Bill
Clinton was doing his publicity boost for the Clinton Foundation among the
Puerto Rican homeless.
God knows, if anything
needs boosting, it’s the swamped-by-corruption rumors of the pay-for-play
Clinton Foundation and the new
charges of sexual assault from four women against the 71-year-old Oval
Office predator.
According to sources in
Clinton's inner circle, the four women are said to be ready to air their
accusations of sexual assault at a press conference, making Clinton the latest—and
most famous—figure in a long list of men who have recently been accused of
sexual assault.
The new allegations
refer to incidents that took place more than ten years ago when Clinton was
hired by playboy billionaire Ron Burkle to work at his Yucaipa companies.
Clinton helped Burkle
generate business and flew around the world with a flock of beautiful young
women on Burkle's private jet, which was nicknamed “Air Fuck One.”
The four women, who
have not yet revealed their identities, were employed in low-level positions at
the Burkle organization when they were in their late teens and claim they were
sexually assaulted by the former president.
Contacted for a comment
on the women's allegations, a member of Clinton's legal team said, “Obviously,
I'm aware of the allegations but can't talk about them.”
The new charges are
likely to revive the debate over why Democrats defended Clinton during the
Monica Lewinsky scandal and why liberals and feminists ignored credible charges
of sexual assault against Bubba, not only from Paula Jones, but also from
Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, and others.
“Bill is distraught at
the thought of having to testify and defend himself against sex charges again,”
said a Democratic Party official who is familiar with the case.
“He hopes his legal
team can somehow stop the women from filing charges and dragging him through
the mud.”
The source added that
Hillary Clinton is furious with her husband for getting entangled in yet
another sexual scandal.
She reportedly offered
to hire private detectives to dig up dirt on the women, but Bubba’s attorneys
persuaded her to not interfere.
“In the past Hillary
had a team of detectives that managed to silence a number of women in Little
Rock who had complaints about Bill's unwanted sexual advances,” said the
source. “But now Hillary admits there's a different atmosphere in our
culture about sexual harassment and it's not possible to intimidate women into
silence about charges once they make up their mind to speak up. Hillary wants to remain in the public eye as
a leader of the Resistance to Donald Trump and play a major role in politics
for years to come, including maybe even running for president again in 2020,”
the source continued.
“She's afraid this
latest scandal could destroy the Clinton legacy and torpedo her plans.”
At least in space,
where Hillary laments she wishes she lived, no one can hear you scream.
