“Screwples” And The Irredeemably Corrupt Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager denial slut, Robby Mook, appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to blast The Associated Press report which exposed the fact that at least 85 of 154 people who met with her had donated to the Clinton Foundation Slush Fund while she was in charge of the State Department.

He characterized the published report as “outrageous” and accused the news agency of cherry-picking a very small number of meetings.

The AP was forced to sue the State Department in federal court to obtain Clinton’s schedules.

Mook cited some of the people named in the report including Melinda Gates, co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as well as Muhammad Yunus, a Nobel Prize winner, as a defense of the Clinton Foundation.  He would have us believe the Foundation takes money from rich donors and gives it to poor people around the world.

He said Melinda and Bill Gates are "recognized around the world as experts at public health issues." Yunus, he said, is a "world-renowned Nobel Prize-winning economist who is an expert in micro-finance."

"That makes perfect sense for her to meet with him," Mook said.

"At every juncture the foundation set up the highest possible standards to prevent any conflict of interest and the State Department itself has said that there was no conflict of interest.”

Even as his boss, the haggard shrew, continues to brazenly joke about her emails, the evidentiary noose is beginning to tighten.  Her loyalists are soiling themselves in terror.

As the unseemly ties between the Clinton Slush Fund and the State Department became more conspicuous, infamous Clinton hatchet man James “Ragin’ Cajun” Carville told CNN on Monday night, “The press has decided that we’re going to go after this and shut it down.  You are probably going to be successful.  There will be people that are going to die because of this.”  The next day he added, “Somebody is going to hell over this.”

If, in the end, the Clinton Foundation is shuttered it won’t be missed by anyone EXCEPT the hundreds of corporate executives, foreign dignitaries and celebrities trying to buy influence.

By the way, get your Jiffy Pop ready.  WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange is ready to release “significant” and “unexpected” material from Hillary’s election campaign.

Hillary’s Sexism Charges Ring Hollow

Since Hillary announced that her husband would be joining her on the campaign trail, people have been debating whether it would be prudent to attack her husband’s sexual misdeeds in order to indirectly attack her. 

It’s about directly attacking Hillary for the way she treated the women involved in her husband’s disgraceful escapades. Hillary Clinton claims to be pro-women, yet has actively worked to ruin the lives of so many of them.

David Martosko, US Political Editor for The Daily Mail, published a report about an interview that Kathleen Willey gave to Aaron Klein Investigative Radio which is based in Tel Aviv.  Willey’s interview came after Hillary’s incendiary remarks in Cleveland during a campaign appearance in which she comparing treatment of women to that found among terrorist groups.

“We expect that from people who don’t want to live in the modern world. But it’s a little hard to take coming from Republicans who want to be the president of the United States,” Clinton said.  Willey is adamant that the former Secretary of State is the one who should be named and shamed for conducting a witch hunt against her husband’s many sexual harassment accusers.

“Her tactics and the things that she set in motion against all the women like me, the ones you have heard of and the ones you haven't heard of, and the ones who are so scared that fled the country, are terrorist tactics like I've never seen before.”

“I went through them. I lived through them. And I know exactly what I am talking about. She is the war on women.  [Emphasis mine]  I don't care what anybody says,” Willey insisted. She repeated her oft-heard claim that Mrs. Clinton orchestrated a media campaign to destroy her credibility after she accused the then-president of groping her in the West Wing of the White House and putting her hand on his genitals.  That smear offensive, she has said, also included calculated PR offensives against fellow accusers Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers. “She put it all into motion,” Willey said on Sunday. “She was the lead person on that. She was the one in charge of the ‘bimbo eruptions.’” 

“Bimbo eruption" came out of Hillary's mouth,” Willey told Klein. “And Betsey Wright's mouth. And she called Monica a ‘narcissistic looney tune.’”

Willey also attributed to Hillary Clinton a line that was made famous by James Carville, then a consultant to Bill Clinton's presidential campaign, who later worked on Hillary's 2008 presidential primary bid and has been a contributor on CNN and Fox News.

Responding in 1996 to the accusations of Paul Corbin Jones, Carville mugged for CNN's cameras saying, “If you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.”

There wasn’t a soul anywhere in Clintonworld working harder and nastier by his side every step of the way than Hillary Rodham Clinton.

After all this time Bill Clinton, the president with a “zipper problem”, is still the only reason for Hillary’s existence in national politics.

Because she married the right man, she was able to convert his success into a carpet bagging stint holding down a Senate seat from New York and then a consolation prize after her 2008 defeat in her run for the presidency by becoming Barack Obama’s Secretary of State.

Cankles Has Fallen

Jonah Goldberg painted captivating images in his article this past Saturday at National Review.  He imagines the veteran grifters of Team Clinton:  Lanny Davis “in the middle of a meeting with an African dictator when, suddenly, his assistant hands him a note.”  Upon reading the note, which simply read “Cankles Is Down”, Davis abruptly terminates the meeting declaring, “The Clintons need me.” 

Goldberg then directs us to the banks of a bayou where James Carville, who has caught a catfish, proceeds to devour its entrails in the manner of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Gollum.  His snack is interrupted by a signal flare.  He knows instantly its meaning.  Quickly, he steps into his waiting limousine which speeds him to an MSNBC studio.  Meanwhile the other gutter rat, David Brock, “slinks out of his leather onesie” racing to his command center barking orders, “This is a level-one Alpha scenario.  Cancel all leave.”

Goldberg was, of course, thinking of action movies where grizzled old pros get together one last time to spin furiously as their dowager queen rapidly sinks in the quicksand of scandal.

Goldberg continues to posit, ”For 30 years, Hillary Clinton has been defensive bordering on paranoia (with occasional forays far over the border). For 30 years, Hillary Clinton has responded to every challenge—not just every scandal, but every challenge (like HillaryCare)—by convening huge task forces of loyalists."

We now know that Cankles’ Emailghazi troubles are just beginning as we learn that a State Department whistleblower told The Daily Signal a “boiler-room operation” was set up to hide documents after Ambassador Chris Stevens and three others attached to the CIA complex in Benghazi perished in a hail of gunfire and mortar rounds.

As one commenter noted, this movie will be a “popcorn bonanza.”

UPDATE:  Dvorak News broke the news today that the former Secretary of State used MX Logic, a spam filtering service now owned by McAfee that had full access to all her classified State Department email in unencrypted form.  It could be read, tapped, archived or forwarded to anyone in the world without anyone ever knowing.

Bill Clinton To Nominate Obama At DNC Convention

Former President Bill “it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is” Clinton will give a primetime speech on Tuesday, September 5, in which he is expected to starkly lay out the differences in the economic policies of the two parties and describe why the errand boy sent by grocery clerks is the best choice compared to presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney.

President Jug Ear’s campaign believes Clinton can deliver a forceful fiscal message that it hopes can resonate with the middle class and tout how he left the country with a surplus which was later erased by Republicans.  What Bubba won’t talk about though, is how his failure to kill or capture Osama bin Laden when he had the chance led to 9/11 and that waging the global war on terror helped to erase the surplus.

That forceful fiscal message will become a forceful walk-back of his June remarks to NBC’s Brian Williams when he plainly said delaying any changes in the Bush tax cuts was “probably the best thing to do right now,” since there’s no real chance of a larger-scale fiscal reform deal until 2013.

Something similar occurred days before, when Clinton said on CNN that Mitt Romney has a “sterling business career” and that the campaign shouldn’t be about what kind of work Romney did.

“I don’t think we ought to get into the position where we say this is bad work; this is good work,” Clinton said, adding: “There’s no question that, in terms of getting up, going to the office, and basically performing the essential functions of the office, a man who’s been governor and had a sterling business career crosses the qualification threshold.”

On July 18, 2012, Nancy Pelosi told Politico that she was encouraging her members of Congress to skip the convention, “I’m not encouraging anyone to go to the convention, having nothing to do with anything except I think they should stay home, campaign in their districts, use their financial and political resources to help them win their election.”

Democratic strategist James Carville, as late as June of this year, warned Team Obama that the American people “want to be reassured of him that he understands the depth of the problem and that he has a plan to deal with the deterioration of the middle class.”

Things haven’t improved for the middle class or anyone else, for that matter, and the Ragin’ Cajun issued this melancholic email:

"I wish I had good news for you. I want to tell you that President Obama has a second term in the bag. I want to tell you that the Koch Brothers are giving up their plot to buy the election. But here's where things really stand:  We're gonna have to go through hell and high-water to win this damn thing. It's gonna be hard. Every big-oil billionaire and Republican Super PAC is throwing the kitchen sink at President Obama. If we don't fight back, it'll be over long before November."

From your lips to God’s ears, James, ‘ol buddy.  From your lips to God’s ears.