Making her third
appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Crooked Hillary was given a jar of pickles
to open to prove she is strong. The host
even took her pulse.
Clinton said that it
“absolutely makes no sense” to spread the rumors about her health. “I don’t go
around questioning Donald Trump’s health. As far as I can tell, he’s as
healthy as a horse.”
You’ll remember that
John Kasich, whose daddy was a postman, made a campaign stop in May at P J
Bernstein’s Deli Restaurant in New York City where reporters were left
awestruck at the gluttonous number of pickles he ate even instructing
that the proper way to eat them was with one’s pinky in the air.
Hillary Clinton is only capable of opening a sealed pickle jar thanks to her robotic hands.— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 23, 2016
— Dude, My Dog Ate It! (@daalad) August 23, 2016
Nixon opened relations with China.— Razor (@hale_razor) August 23, 2016
Reagan opened the Berlin Wall.
Hillary opened a pickle jar.
