The Transformation Of Jimmy Kimmel Is Complete

Before he was hosting his late-night show on a channel owned by Disney, he hosted a show where he humped women on camera, made fun of their weight, drooled over “Girls Jumping On Trampolines” and declared Oprah Winfrey had to do “a little more sock washing.”

One running gag on his Comedy Central “The Man Show” involved Kimmel wearing blackface to portray basketball great Karl Malone and used Ebonics to irreverently mock him.

He’s unrecognizable in his current form and that’s the way he wants it.

The hard-left puppet with little empathy for those who lean to the right, suggested Monday night that Judge Brett Kavanaugh should be publicly castrated.  That’s rich coming from a guy who had young women groping his genitals on the street for his “show”.

The audience did not react the way Kimmel had hoped.  His dick joke went limp.  It was a step too far.

Threatening government officials of the United States (federal judges included) is a felony under federal law according to 18 U.S.C. § 871 and is punishable by up to 5 years of imprisonment.  Such threats are investigated by the United States Secret Service.

I hope there’s a knock on his door real soon.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  Doug Ross was kind enough to link to this post and we are grateful to him.

CNN’s Jim Acosta: “I’m Ready For My Close-Up Mr. De Mille”

Last night CNN’s Jim Acosta appeared on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live.  Just a few days earlier, Kimmel the host of the show, revealed to Deadline he’d be pulling back on the anti-Trump rhetoric that’s become a signature of his late-night monologues.

"I don't know. I don't know how much focus there will be…I think people have had an ass-full of Donald Trump."

Kimmel introduced Acosta as “the persistent thorn in the flabby underbelly of the Trump Administration from CNN, please welcome Chief White House Correspondent, Jim Acosta.”

Kimmel told Acosta, “I love watching you bust their balls. I love it.  I can’t get enough of it.”

CNN has strayed into naked partisanship in pursuit of ratings and allowed Acosta to turn the White House Briefing Room into a personal editorial page because it makes for what the network believes is good television.

Acosta has become the epitome of the #Resistance while repeating the talking points of Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. 

Kimmel concluded the interview by asking the guy with the punchable face, “Will there ever be a scenario where you get to interview the President one-on-one?” Acosta replied, “I don’t think that’s ever gonna happen.  I don’t want to blow up the world.”  “Why,” asked Kimmel, “Do you think he’s scared to sit down with you one-on-one?”

Acosta babbled on about Sam Donaldson, the ABC News reporter notorious for hounding Richard Nixon during the Watergate scandal and Kimmel asked, “Do you dare the President to sit down and do an interview with you?” to which Crybaby Acosta boldly proclaimed, “I dare him to sit down for an interview with me.”

Kimmel ended the interview saying, “I’m enjoying you tormenting them. I will say that.  It’s a small consolation. It really is.”

Ari Fleischer, former White House Press Secretary for George W. Bush, said Acosta’s combative tactics remind him of Helen Thomas.  Thomas was pro-Hezbollah and once asked Fleischer, “Does the President think the Palestinians have a right to resist 35 years of brutal military occupation and suppression?”  Fleischer said, “I loved it.  I’d let her talk all day because you could practically hear the American public disagreeing with her from the Briefing Room.”

So, yeah Jim, keep talking about Stormy Daniels, Russia, DACA and the human side of MS-13 gangs.  America will enjoy watching the “blue wave” dissipate into a muddy puddle come November.

Good News America! The Oscars Tanked

An industry struggling to atone for its past chose to invite little Jimmy Kimmel to host the Academy Awards for the second year in a row─the guy who said, “It just so happens that almost every talk show host is a liberal and that’s because it requires a level of intelligence.” 

Last year’s show was saturated with fear and loathing of the newly inaugurated President Trump. This year’s telecast came in the age of the #MeToo and Time’s Up movements.

In 1999 man-child Kimmel declared the Comedy Central series, “The Man Show”, would be by men, for men, about men to include beer-chugging, boob-ogling and a resentment of feminism’s encroachments.

One wonders how the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) could have plausibly thought Kimmel would be the ideal ambassador of the #MeToo message when he produced a show named “Crank Yankers” and starred in a homophobic musical titled, “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.”

The Oscars, running nearly four hours long, stumbled 19 percent from the previous year to 26.5 million viewers making it the least-watched Oscars since 1992, trailing 2008 by more than 5 million.  Overnight returns had the telecast averaging an 18.9 rating among households between 8 and 11 p.m. ET. 

The folks who correlate the data want to blame the ratings decline on viewers streaming their favorite content online, but ABC only allowed viewers with cable subscriptions to stream the broadcast.

Somebody had better wake up and smell the skunk stink.  Most of America is waaaay past being tolerant of lectures from Hollywood elites.

They All Knew

Tonight, at the 90th Academy Awards, Hollywood elitists draped in clothing worth millions of dollars in an auditorium festooned like the Palace at Versailles will sneer condescendingly at the rest of us touting what they fervently believe are the best policies for this country.

These narcissistic, overprotected, overprivileged simps with their self-important and hysterical responses to the 2016 presidential election will use the Dolby Theatre stage to espouse criticism of President Trump, gun ownership and hype the #MeToo movement.

The irony is palpable.  Hollywood is rife with violence, pornography and squalid politics.  The dark underbelly of the film industry has been the focus of guerilla street artists like Sabo and Plastic Jesus.  In the case of Sabo, he put up three billboards in downtown LA.  One read: “And the Oscar for biggest pedophile goes to…”  Another says, “We all knew and still no arrests” and the third read, “Name names on stage or shut the hell up!”

Plastic Jesus installed a life-sized Harvey Weinstein statue seated on a golden casting couch on Hollywood Boulevard near the site of the Oscars to highlight the entertainment industry’s sexual misconduct crisis.

The casting couch has been in existence since 1912 when Universal Pictures became the first major studio.  Women somehow made their peace for most of their careers with this uncomfortable reality that was known to practically everybody.  Parading around on the red carpet in evening gowns split down to their navels and up their thighs almost to their lady parts is not an effective form of protest.

Jimmy Kimmel, former host of “The Man Show” and the “Juggy Talent Show”, has never been made to answer for the shameless, over-the-top sexism of groping women on camera, making fun of their weight, mortifying them on the street and objectifying them on trampolines on his “Man Show”. 

Kimmel, who has been dubbed “America’s Conscience”, will be making his second appearance as the host of tonight’s shit show.  He has never been critical of Weinstein saying only, “[he’s] not a friend of mine.  I’m not in the movie business.”

His selection was an arrogant, tone-deaf choice in the era of #MeToo and Times Up.  Hypocrisy, thy name is Jimmy Kimmel.

As opposed to watching the Oscars tomorrow, I'm opting to kayak solo across the Pacific with a rabid raccoon loose in the leg space of the vessel.

— Dennis Miller (@DennisDMZ) March 4, 2018

Can’t wait! STREAM IT LIVE! #USA pic.twitter.com/Am21OS5NJF

— DONNA WARREN 🇺🇸 (@DonnaWR8) March 4, 2018

Fact-Checking A Late Night Crybaby Holding Up Squirming Baby

Unlike when Jimmy Kimmel took the stage in September of this year to use his sick child as a prop for his Obamacare sycophancy, this time the “Democracy Dies in Darkness” newspaper fact-checked his sloganeering for Democrats and Chuck Schumer in particular.

Holding up his son Billy who was born with a congenital heart disease, Kimmel railed against the GOP Monday night in a tear-filled plea for the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP).  Here was his moment highlighting the preciousness of life, the heroism of his son’s nurses and surgeons and he poisoned it with dirty, grubby politics.

It took a couple of days but The Washington Post fact-checked his schtick; they said because their readers “requested it”.

“It’s often difficult to describe Washington sausage-making in shorthand, and Kimmel fell short in several areas, appearing to pin most of the blame on Republicans.”

“CHIP always had bipartisan support. But this year, they let the money for it expire while they work on getting tax cuts for their billionaire and millionaire donors.”
— Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, in a monologue, Dec. 11, 2017

Kimmel falsely suggests that CHIP has become a bargaining chip as part of the negotiations over the GOP tax plan. It’s actually part of the usual year-end negotiations in Congress. Few lawmakers are really against CHIP; the question is how to fund it.

“I don’t know about you, I’ve had enough of this. I don’t know what could be more disgusting than putting a tax cut that mostly goes to rich people ahead of the lives of children. Why hasn’t CHIP been funded already? If these were potato chips they were taking away from us, we would be marching on Washington with pitchforks and spears right now.” — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, in a monologue, Dec. 11, 2017

The WaPo article continues, “Again, Kimmel’s frame of reference is off. CHIP funding is being negotiated even as Congress is debating a tax plan. Both the House and Senate have signaled they support reauthorization of CHIP. The impasses over funding had led to some uncertainty in a handful of states, but there is no immediate crisis—and the recent stopgap funding bill provides flexibility to keep CHIP programs running in states.”

“The bottom line: CHIP is completely unrelated to the tax legislation; in fact, it won’t be and was never going to be part of the tax bill. Congress is able to work on several issues at once—and most of the outstanding issues get wrapped up just before important holidays.”

What Kimmel yearns for more than anything else is to portray Republicans as evil and uncaring.  As the Post clearly demonstrated, the late-night crybaby is simply dead wrong.  Further proof he is ignorant of the facts:  Rep. Mike McCaul (R-TX), Chairman of the House Committee on Homeland Security, introduced the Childhood Cancer Survivorship, Treatment, Access and Research Act, or Childhood Cancer STAR Act, which would improve efforts to identify and track childhood cancer incidences, improve the quality of life for childhood cancer survivors and identify opportunities to expand the research of therapeutics necessary to treat the approximately 15,700 children diagnosed with cancer in the U.S. every year.

When even the Washington Post isn't buying your bullshit you know it's bad. You @jimmykimmel are propagandist and mostly full of shit. Hopefully the rest of the world takes notice. https://t.co/czlTQj7oZe

— George Templeton (@rodentpolitics) December 13, 2017

On August 18, 2017 President Trump signed into law the RACE for Children Act (Research to Accelerate Cures and Equity for Children Act).

McCaul has become best friends with Sadie Keller who was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia in 2015 at the age of 7.

Jimmy Kimmel Was Fed Talking Points By Chuck Schumer

Unless you’ve been living under a rock this week, you’ve noticed the revived fight by the GOP to repeal and replace Obamacare.

The day after President Trump addressed the 72nd Session of the United Nations General Assembly, The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer was speaking at a Gates Foundation’s Goalkeepers event.

He said, “Those of you who live in countries that already have universal health care are trying to figure out what’s the controversy here.  People are trying to undo that progress for the 50th or 60th time. It’s aggravating and all of this being done without any demonstrable economic or actuarial or common-sense rationale.  It frustrates.  It’s certainly frustrating to have to mobilize every couple of months to keep our leaders from inflicting real human suffering on our constituents.”

Now you’re a smart cookie.  That last sentence is crucial: “It’s certainly frustrating to have to mobilize every couple of months to keep our leaders from inflicting real human suffering on constituents.”

That’s where late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel comes in.  His nightly monologues were spent condemning Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), authors of the Graham-Cassidy Bill which seeks to do away with the onerous Obamacare legislation.

The three episodes in which Kimmel tore apart both Cassidy—who had previously insisted that any health care bill pass a so-called “Jimmy Kimmel test”—and the bill’s specifics incited public and political opposition to the legislation.

Hence former president Obama’s snide comment about having to “mobilize” every couple of months plays into Kimmel’s role in all this.

Thanks to Lachlan Markay and others at The Daily Beast we are now learning that behind the scenes, the ABC star was getting an assist. Kimmel and his team were in touch with health care officials, charities and advocacy groups and with the office of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer who, according to a source familiar with their conversations, “provided technical guidance and info about the bill, as well as stats from various think tanks and experts on the effects of Graham-Cassidy.”

His public condemnation was biting and garnered plenty of media attention. No one has called him out on using his sick child as a prop for his Obamacare sycophancy.

“This guy, Bill Cassidy, just lied right to my face,” Kimmel said in his first show, airing a clip of his May interview with the senator. “Stop using my name,” he said to Cassidy.

The only lies I'm aware of were BHO's. #youcankeepyourdoctor

— Steve Donohue (@rhinomolehunter) September 22, 2017

Kimmel revisited the subject the next night, going after Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade for questioning why he was weighing in on health care at all.

“I don’t get anything out of this, Brian, you phony little creep. Oh, I’ll pound you when I see you. That is my blurb—that would be my blurb for your next book: ‘Brian Kilmeade is a phony little creep.’”

The following night, Kimmel went at it again, this time singling out President Donald Trump. “I guarantee he doesn’t know anything about this Graham-Cassidy bill,” he said of the president. “He doesn’t know the difference between Medicare and Medicaid. He barely knows the difference between Melania and Ivanka!” 

Kimmel, who admits knowing nobody hurt by Obamacare, was literally reading Democrat talking points. Shocka. https://t.co/a4WonYpTUF

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) September 23, 2017

Kimmel in his monologue acted like he knew details of bill & got wild applause. Was just handed notes by Schumer. Bravo media. pic.twitter.com/ihTEM83bI4

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 22, 2017

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News. We are grateful to Doug Ross for linking to this post.

And The Oscar Goes To…

Two days before the 2016 presidential election, Hollywood officially launched its awards season with the Hollywood Film Awards at the Beverly Hilton.  Unsurprisingly it provided a platform for impassioned pleas by the bed-wetting Left to vote for their goddess.

Robert De Niro, the guy who went on an embarrassing rant against presidential candidate Trump before the election said in a despicable YouTube™ video, “He’s a punk, he’s a dog, he’s a pig, he’s a con, a bullshit artist, a mutt who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. It makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point that this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. He talks how he’d like to punch people in the face?  Well, I’d like to punch him in the face.”

De Niro once again palavered to near unanimous applause, “I know we are here to celebrate movies from Hollywood, and nobody throws an industry party better than Carlos de Abreu and Dick Clark Productions, but it is two days from a frightening election, and the shadow of politics is hanging over us whether we like it or not and it’s hard for me to think about anything else. So let me just lay it out right here:  We have the opportunity to prevent comedy from turning into a tragedy. Vote for Hillary on Tuesday.”

This Sunday ABC will broadcast the 89^th Annual Academy Awards celebrating the decadence and debauchery of Oscar voters and participants who have their heads up their asses.  Actor George C. Scott once said of the Oscars, which he snubbed in 1972, “The ceremonies are a two-hour meat parade; a public display with contrived suspense for economic reasons.” 

Nothing has changed except perhaps the glidepath of declining viewership attributed to the coddled, overrated glitterati espousing causes in “soapbox moments” that turn viewers off.

The host of late-night talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” has been tapped to host the Oscars.for his ability to “make a room explode in laughter.” Under President Trump the Globes and SAG Awards doubled as political rallies, with fiery speeches from winners like Meryl Streep and Mahershala Ali.

Variety noted, “The theme of this year’s show, according to the producers, is the evergreen celebration of movies. When we’re not being earnest, we want to be funny, De Luca says. There will also be sobbing during the tribute to all the actors who died. It’s been a particularly hard year, with the passing of Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, Gene Wilder, Anton Yelchin and others. One thing I can promise: This is going to be the greatest ‘In Memoriam’ in Oscar history,’ Kimmel said. ‘Kudos to God’s booker, because he or she really scored this year.’”

While he did not reveal how he’ll open the Oscars, he didn’t rule out a cameo appearance from Hillary Clinton.

The newest category for this year is Best Cryfest.  Who will win?  Martha Raddatz for getting choked up on camera when Hillary lost the presidential election or Granny herself?

And the Oscar goes to…

Hillary Opens A Jar Of Pickles For John Kasich

Making her third appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Crooked Hillary was given a jar of pickles to open to prove she is strong.  The host even took her pulse.

Clinton said that it “absolutely makes no sense” to spread the rumors about her health. “I don’t go around questioning Donald Trump’s health. As far as I can tell, he’s as healthy as a horse.”

You’ll remember that John Kasich, whose daddy was a postman, made a campaign stop in May at P J Bernstein’s Deli Restaurant in New York City where reporters were left awestruck at the gluttonous number of pickles he ate even instructing that the proper way to eat them was with one’s pinky in the air.

Hillary Clinton is only capable of opening a sealed pickle jar thanks to her robotic hands.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 23, 2016

@benshapiro @jamesbranch3 I sense another #DeflateGate
Maybe personal preloosened jars.

— Dude, My Dog Ate It! (@daalad) August 23, 2016

Nixon opened relations with China.
Reagan opened the Berlin Wall.
Hillary opened a pickle jar.

— Razor (@hale_razor) August 23, 2016

The 2012 Nerd Prom For Jug Ears

Jimmy Kimmel and the errand boy sent by grocery clerks roasted the Secret Service, Washington's political and media elite at the 98th annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday night at the Washington Hilton.

Looking ahead to the next four years, Da Preezy of the United Steezy mused, "In the first term I sang Al Green.  In my second term, I'm going with Young Jeezy." (First Lady Michelle Obama nodded in approval.)

Shannon Bream tweeted a memorable catchphrase:  “There’s a term for President Obama…Maybe not TWO terms.”

And what we’ve all thought when Kimmel joked, "It doesn't matter if you're black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama's agenda."