Two days before the
2016 presidential election, Hollywood officially launched its awards season
with the Hollywood Film Awards at the Beverly Hilton. Unsurprisingly it provided a platform for
impassioned pleas by the bed-wetting Left to vote for their goddess.
Robert De Niro, the
guy who went on an embarrassing rant against presidential candidate Trump
before the election said in a despicable YouTube™ video, “He’s a punk, he’s
a dog, he’s a pig, he’s a con, a bullshit artist, a mutt who doesn’t know what
he’s talking about. It makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this
point that this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has. He talks how he’d
like to punch people in the face? Well,
I’d like to punch him in the face.”
De Niro once again palavered
to near unanimous applause, “I know we are here to celebrate movies from Hollywood,
and nobody throws an industry party better than Carlos de Abreu and Dick Clark
Productions, but it is two days from a frightening election, and the shadow of
politics is hanging over us whether we like it or not and it’s hard for me to
think about anything else. So let me just lay it out right here: We have the opportunity to prevent comedy from
turning into a tragedy. Vote for Hillary on Tuesday.”
This Sunday ABC will
broadcast the 89th Annual Academy Awards celebrating the decadence
and debauchery of Oscar voters and participants who have their heads up their
asses. Actor George C. Scott once said
of the Oscars, which he snubbed in 1972, “The ceremonies are a two-hour meat
parade; a public display with contrived suspense for economic reasons.”
Nothing has changed
except perhaps the glidepath of declining viewership attributed to the coddled,
overrated glitterati espousing causes in “soapbox moments” that turn viewers
off.
The host of
late-night talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” has been tapped to host the
Oscars.for his ability to “make a room explode in laughter.” Under President
Trump the Globes and SAG Awards doubled as political rallies, with fiery speeches
from winners like Meryl
Streep and Mahershala Ali.
Variety noted, “The theme of
this year’s show, according to the producers, is the evergreen celebration of
movies. When we’re not being earnest, we want to be funny, De Luca says. There
will also be sobbing during the tribute to all the actors who died. It’s been a
particularly hard year, with the passing of Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher,
Gene Wilder, Anton Yelchin and others. One thing I can promise: This is going
to be the greatest ‘In Memoriam’ in Oscar history,’ Kimmel said. ‘Kudos to
God’s booker, because he or she really scored this year.’”
While he did not
reveal how he’ll open the Oscars, he didn’t rule out a cameo appearance from
Hillary Clinton.
The newest category
for this year is Best Cryfest. Who will
win? Martha Raddatz for getting choked up on camera when
Hillary lost the presidential election or Granny herself?
And the Oscar goes to…
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