As usual, you are wrong. Press Secretary McEnany announced the briefing will take place. You can’t hear this enough: You are ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ ๐ป๐ฒ๐๐. pic.twitter.com/5Bw7rd1RGl
— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020
Triggered much? The left’s narrative doesn’t match the science. Abolutely no one cares what you think. Dr. Birx will not be your fall guy. Cry more lib! pic.twitter.com/G00SZAfXcE
— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020
A top Chinese official is now wishing death on Americans and Jack Dorsey won’t do damned thing about this guy’s clear incitement to take harmful physical action. pic.twitter.com/j8Grmh0NYd
— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020
A lot of people are complaining about having cabin fever while
the pandemic stay-at-home orders are in place. Four weeks ago I would have bet
good money I hardly ever touched my face.
Has anyone else out there become hyper-aware of how many times you touch
your face or start to?
It’s been so long since
I got behind the wheel of my car I’m afraid I’ve forgotten how to drive. On the upside, I’m getting incredible gas
mileage. Anybody else getting four weeks
to the gallon?
I don’t know what the
problem is with some people. Do they
lack imagination? I’ve separated my
pajamas into “daytime” and “nighttime” attire.
My neighbors get to see me walk to the mailbox in jammies with penguins,
doggos or snowmen and my little hovel has never been cleaner. Not a spiderweb anywhere in sight. Dust doesn’t have a chance in hell of accumulating.
I’ve pressure washed every inch of brick on the house, every inch of sidewalk
and driveway. Weeds are running scared and the lawn is expertly manicured.
The best part of my day
comes around 5 or 5:30 PM when President Donald John Trump holds a White House
Coronavirus Task Force update. In these
trying times, the media works feverishly to lie to us with terrifying headlines
and contradictory pieces about the Chinese Lung Rot and how Orange Man Bad is
effing up the effort to flatten the curve, but the President dunks so hard on
journos during these live press briefings it’s become my most favoritist part
of the day.
WARNING: John Nolte of Breitbart
wrote a profanity-laced statement appearing on Thread
Reader. It’s what I would label NOT
SUITABLE FOR WORK, but since you’re not at work, who gives a shit?
Here’s a fucking idea…
A 3-hour presidential
fucking briefing with Jon fucking Karl and his gay little fucking blue glasses,
that Herman Munster looking motherfucker from NBFUCKINGC and that gay-hating
harridan from CNNLOFUCKINGL whose smug fucking face is one fucking wart short
of a fucking witch. And this trio of fuckers will spend all 3 fucking hours
only asking Trump why he isn’t fucking shutting the whole fucking country the
fuck down.
And if by some fucking
miracle we’re able to fucking crack that fucking mystery, let’s move the fuck
on and see if we can’t fucking solve the fucking whodunnit about why Trump
supports these fucking anti-malaria drugs. And on the off fucking chance we
untie that fucking Gordian knot, let’s fucking have these fucking top-notch
fucking Columbo-level questioners ask Trump why he won’t fucking release his
fucking taxes.
Let’s never fucking
move this fucking fucker the fuck on. Let’s never fucking stop finding the fuck
out how many different fucking ways Trump can fucking answer the same fucking
questions over and fucking over and fucking-the-fuck over until we’re all so
fucking misinformed and driven fucking mad we’re all fucking licking fucking
toilets.
And I can’t think of
three fucking useless fucking lying fuckers more up to the job than the fucking fuckers I call the fucking Franken Witch Blue Fucking Glasses Fucker Trio.
And when this fucking
three-the-fuck-hour exercise in fucking illumination is done, let’s all tune to
CNNLOFUCKINGL so we can watch Jake Fucking Tapper’s smug little resting bitch fucking
face fucking whine like the fucking little Fauntleroy bitch he is because Trump
didn’t answer whatever gay-ass retard of a retarded fucking question Tapper
wants answered—you know, the fucking question the gay-hating witch face from
CNNLOFUCKINGL had 3 fucking hours to fucking ask and fucking didn’t cuz she’s a
fucking retard.
President @realDonaldTrump absolutely destroys fake news ABC reporter Jon Karl after he asked a fraudulent and misleading question.
“You are a third-rate reporter..., you will never make it.”
The popular Twitter parody account, Babylon Bee, noted
President Trump made improvements in the James S. Brady Press Room adding
ejection seats that are controlled from the lectern allowing him to “instantly
send any White House reporter on a free trip to somewhere a few hundred yards
down Pennsylvania Avenue.”It escaped
their notice that the President also installed something much more impressive;
a flamethrower.
Yesterday, chubby little shit Justin Sink, a reporter for
Bloomberg News got shut down when he asked, “Mr. President, can I just check
in on the oil again today?”
“Oil?” Trump responded.
“Where is it today?”
“Well, I was wondering
if you–?” Sink continued.
“No, no. Where’s the
price?” Trump fired back. “Give me the price.”
“Uh, I’m not sure to be
honest,” Sink responded.
“How can you ask a
question when you don’t know the price?” Trump fired back.
In the Rose Garden
yesterday, President Trump announced the United States has tested one million
people for COVID-19 and unveiled a new rapid test kit manufactured by Abbott
Laboratories which delivers a negative result in 13 minutes when the virus is
not detected.
Also during the
Coronavirus Task Force press conference, he announced Ford Motor Company is
repurposing an auto parts factory west of Detroit to start building simple
ventilators to treat patients diagnosed with the virus.
CNN was allowed
admittance to the presser. It was
towards the end of the briefing the President called on Jim Acosta. “Go ahead, let’s give it a shot,” he said.
The arrogant sumbitch
mentioned a number of statements the President had made about the virus in
recent weeks before asking, “What do you say to Americans who believe that you
got this wrong?”
"If you look at
those individual statements, they are all true. 'Stay calm. It will go away.'
You know, it is going away. And it will go away, and we're going to have a
great victory,'" the President said. "It’s people like you and CNN
that say things like that. It’s why people just don’t want to listen to CNN
anymore."
"I don't want
panic in the country. I could cause panic much better than even you," he
said. "I would make you look like a minor league player, but you know
what? I don't want to do that. I want to have our country be calm. Instead of
asking a nasty, snarky question like that, you should ask a real question."
In his historic Oval
Office address to the nation on the coronavirus outbreak President Trump said, “We
are responding with great speed and professionalism. To keep new cases from
entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United
States for the next 30 days.”
The President also
announced he will take “emergency action” to give financial relief to impacted
workers.
“Using emergency
authority, I will be instructing the Treasury Department to defer tax payments
without interest or penalty for certain individuals or businesses negatively
impacted,” he said. “Finally, I am calling on Congress to provide Americans
with immediate payroll tax relief.”
That, however, was not
the story on CNN when Jim “Dear Diary” Acosta and Fredo Cuomo were worried
about how the President worded his statement.
On CNN, Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta says President @realDonaldTrump referring to the coronavirus as a "foreign virus" "smacks of xenophobia." pic.twitter.com/1aibFjZp5R
Even before the World
Health Organization (WHO) declared Coronavirus a pandemic on Wednesday, the
Democrat Media Complex discovered “Wuhan virus” and “Chinese coronavirus” served
as racist dog whistles just in time to attack Republicans during the 2020
election cycle.
COVID-19 originated in
China, in Wuhan specifically. That’s an
indisputable FACT. It spread across the
globe due to the Chinese Communist Party's ridiculous, self-serving reluctance
to admit error, provide other nations with the DNA
and RNA codes to help develop an effective vaccine as well as its seemingly
bottomless capacity for arrogance, incompetence and opacity. Those are FACTS as well.
It
is unfathomable to think, in a moment of crisis, the douchebags at CNN are more
concerned with something sounding xenophobic than they are about what the President
actually said.
I thought it only
fitting to have Acosta pictured in a Communist Chinese jersey with his trusty
microphone while policing the President’s very somber address to a justifiably
worried nation.
Later on in the Fake
News evening lineup at CNN, the meltdown continued unabated.See for yourself.
Oh man!
You gotta check out this back-and-forth between Don Lemon and John Kasich in which Lemon straight-up admonishes Kasich for thinking Trump's address was fine.
Once upon a time the inhabitants of a community were perfectly
satisfied to know which member among them was generally understood to be the
village idiot. Nowadays the community feels a need to validate that idiot by
electing them to Congress.
I refer to Rep. Eric
Swalwell, a 38-year-old combative little ignoramus.
Nobel Prize winner for
literature, George Bernard Shaw once said, “He knows nothing and he thinks he
knows everything. That points clearly to
a political career.”
Shaw would certainly
know since he wrote “What
Socialism Is” in 1890 for the Socialist Fabian Society.
Swalwell’s not crazy
because he loathes President Trump. He’s
crazy because he took to Twitter to opine about gun control in a manner that
went far afield from the Democrat talking points we’ve become accustomed to
hearing.
The
Op-Ed piece he wrote for USA Today entitled “Ban assault weapons, buy them
back, go after resisters: Ex-prosecutor in Congress” turned into an epic
Twitter shitstorm.
And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they’re legit. I’m sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities.
When news reports
emerged that U.S. District Court Judge Timothy Kelly granted CNN’s request for
a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction restoring Jim Acosta’s
White House hard pass, Swalwell pounced; his little fingers dizzily tweeting:
A win for journalism. Trump can’t stop the First Amendment, no matter how much he hates it. Now let's pass the Journalist Protection Act to keep them safe from the violence that Trump's rhetoric helps instigate, & as @Acosta said, "let's get back to work."https://t.co/9uYmk7tcNZ
Our village idiot didn’t
read the full
report which clearly said, “[Kelly] did not rule on CNN’s claim that the
revocation of the journalist’s pass violated his rights under the First Amendment.” CNN lawyers told the network more hearings
were “likely to take place on the matter in the coming weeks.”
Don’t try to explain
things to stupid people.That’s a job
for a jackass whisperer.
Jim Acosta caricature courtesy of political cartoonist Sean Delonas
The White House is
suspending CNN Chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta's press credentials for
what WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders deemed "absolutely
unacceptable" conduct.
"I’ve just been
denied entrance to the WH," Acosta tweeted. "Secret Service just
informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit."
Sanders announced the
punishment in a lengthy statement on Wednesday night, several hours after
Acosta got into verbal fisticuffs with President Trump saying the seizing of
his credentials by the Secret Service was because of his “placing hands on a
young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern.”
The arrogant sumbitch can
be seen on video pushing away, somewhat forcefully, a young intern who was endeavoring
to retrieve the microphone so another member of the press could ask a question
during Wednesday’s press conference.
At 4:52 PM, the hero of
the resistance recorded
his encounter with the Secret Service. It
was reminiscent of the scene in National Lampoon’s “Vacation” in which John
Candy said to the Griswold family, “Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front
shoulda told ya.”
Acosta is not allowed on
the White House grounds until further notice.
UPDATE: Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored
News. We are grateful to Doug Ross
for linking to this post.
Last night CNN’s Jim
Acosta appeared on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel
Live.Just a few days earlier,
Kimmel the host of the show, revealed to Deadline
he’d be pulling back on the anti-Trump rhetoric that’s become a signature of his
late-night monologues.
"I don't know. I
don't know how much focus there will be…I think people have had an ass-full of
Donald Trump."
Kimmel introduced
Acosta as “the persistent thorn in the flabby underbelly of the Trump
Administration from CNN, please welcome Chief White House Correspondent, Jim
Acosta.”
Kimmel told Acosta, “I love
watching you bust their balls. I love it.I can’t get enough of it.”
CNN has strayed into
naked partisanship in pursuit of ratings and allowed Acosta to turn the White
House Briefing Room into a personal editorial page because it makes for what
the network believes is good television.
Acosta has become the
epitome of the #Resistance while repeating the talking points of Chuck Schumer
and Nancy Pelosi.
Kimmel concluded the
interview by asking the guy with the punchable face, “Will there ever be a
scenario where you get to interview the President one-on-one?” Acosta replied, “I
don’t think that’s ever gonna happen.I
don’t want to blow up the world.”“Why,”
asked Kimmel, “Do you think he’s scared to sit down with you one-on-one?”
Acosta babbled on about
Sam Donaldson, the ABC News reporter notorious for hounding Richard Nixon
during the Watergate scandal and Kimmel asked, “Do you dare the President to
sit down and do an interview with you?” to which Crybaby Acosta boldly
proclaimed, “I dare him to sit down for an interview with me.”
Kimmel ended the
interview saying, “I’m enjoying you tormenting them. I will say that.It’s a small consolation. It really is.”
Ari Fleischer, former
White House Press Secretary for George W. Bush, said Acosta’s combative tactics
remind him of Helen Thomas.Thomas was
pro-Hezbollah and once asked Fleischer, “Does the President think the
Palestinians have a right to resist 35 years of brutal military occupation and
suppression?”Fleischer said, “I loved
it.I’d let her talk all day because you
could practically hear the American public disagreeing with her from the
Briefing Room.”
So, yeah Jim, keep
talking about Stormy Daniels, Russia, DACA and the human side of MS-13 gangs.America will enjoy watching the “blue wave”
dissipate into a muddy puddle come November.
The World’s Most
Dangerous Community Organizer’s Iran deal was an agreement struck by
presidential fiat.Yesterday, it was
rescinded by presidential fiat.
President Trump’s
decision to torpedo the flawed deal keeps faith with his campaign promise and
has infuriated the usual critics.“Leading
from behind” and “strategic patience” are not part of President Trump’s
lexicon.
Ben
Shapiro noted, “Obama left the Middle East a smoking wreckage heap ─ a
situation so grim that even Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Jordan have been forced to
ally with Israel to allay fears of an Iranian regional takeover. Obama and his
staff lied repeatedly to the American people about the Iran deal ─ and they
continue to lie. When [former Secretary of State John] Kerry says that the deal
will ‘empower Iran's hardliners,’ he is repeating an outright fabrication: The
hardliners are in charge of the government and the deal strengthened them. When
[Samantha] Power speaks as though Obama alleviated the possibility of Iran's
nuclear program, she's lying, too: The deal explicitly paved the way for an
Iranian nuclear program free and clear of consequences from the international
order. When Obama speaks as though our Middle East allies were pleased by the
deal, he's lying: They all opposed it, and they're all celebrating its end.”
An Op-Ed
published in The Washington Examiner
declared, “Since the deal was struck, [Iran] has built up its military, imprisoned
Americans, tested ballistic missiles, continued to finance terrorism and
increased its interference in Syria. In Yemen, Iran violated an arms embargo
and is believed to have allowed Houthi rebels to obtain missiles, one of which
was fired into Saudi Arabia.”
“Ever since a desperate
Obama started negotiating the deal, Washington has been held hostage by fear
that Iran could withdraw, thus limiting the options of policymakers. So, a deal
that was supposed to constrain Iran instead hobbled America.”
“We’re still learning
all of the ways that Obama myopically subverted our national interests in first
seeking and then propping up his deal. Last year, a detailed report found that ‘in
its determination to secure a nuclear deal with Iran, the Obama administration derailed
an ambitious law enforcement campaign targeting drug trafficking by the
Iranian-backed terrorist group Hezbollah, even as it was funneling cocaine into
the United States.’”
“Despite all of these
concessions, the deal would only limit Iranian nuclear activities for a little
over a decade. Even if Iran were to follow every letter of the deal, it could
use the next decade to build its conventional military and develop ballistic
missiles and then ramp back up its nuclear program, giving it both nuclear
material and the means to deliver it. The bombshell Israeli intelligence find
announced last week demonstrated that Iran not only lied to the international
community about its past nuclear weapons development, but also kept all its
research, presumably, for use at a later date. The deal relies on
self-inspection of Iranian military sites such as Parchin, despite evidence of
past nuclear activity.”
“In his speech, one of
the best made about and to Iran by an American president, Trump put the world
on notice that the U.S. would no longer be hamstrung by a bad deal. 'America
will not be held hostage to nuclear blackmail.'”
An obviously distraught
worshipper of the “messiah”, CNN’s Jim Acosta, tweeted:
Obama policies dumped by Trump: Iran deal, Paris Climate Agreement, Trans-Pacific Trade Deal, DACA, Obamacare Individual Mandate
Today, during the 140th
White House Easter Egg Roll a reporter for The Daily Caller captured CNN’s
notorious attention whore Jim Acosta, showing his arrogant fourth point of
contact.
Jim Acosta just yelled at Trump while he was coloring with children at the WH Easter egg roll “What abou the DACA kids? Didn’t you kill DACA?”
Trump responded saying the Dems “Really let them down.”
Here’s Jim Acosta yelling at Trump about DACA while the president colors with Barron, Melania & children gathered at the White House pic.twitter.com/JCPsaREe8A
The press poodles on
the left immediately came to Acosta’s defense noting the same disrespect was
shown to The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer.
Well…la-tee-freakin’-dah.
The situations were completely
different.Obama was giving a speech on
policy while President Trump was coloring with kids and showing them a good
time.
Brad Perscale, Campaign
Manager for President Trump’s 2020 presidential campaign, had the perfect
solution to curb his boorish behavior:
Maybe it is time for Jim Acosta to get a suspension for breaking protocol. He continues to embarrass himself and @CNN. Pull his credentials for each incident. https://t.co/WHC9nlIo75
President Trump made
his first appearance of the new year in the White House briefing room during today’s
press conference. However, he only appeared on-screen.
White House Press Secretary
Sarah Sanders introduced the President as a "special guest" before
starting a pre-recorded video message delivered to reporters via two screens
flanking the briefing podium.
Mr. Trump's message
praised the economic benefits of the tax overhaul bill.
"The historic tax
cut I signed into law just two weeks ago before Christmas is already delivering
major economic gain. Hundreds of thousands of Americans are seeing larger
paychecks, bigger bonuses and higher pension contributions and it's all because
of the tax cuts and tax reform."
The digital message
meant the president did not take questions from reporters who were hellbent to
bombard him with questions about the salacious new book by Michael Wolff, “Fire
and Fury:Inside Trump’s White House”.
WH Press Secretary
Sarah Sanders dismissed the work as "a book full of lies" and called
it "tabloid gossip. I don't really think Americans care about some trash by
an author no one had ever heard of until today or a fired employee.”
There’s nothing like a
little presidential trollery to make the press run in circles shrieking like
hens who’ve been trained at hen school to run in circles and shriek at a little
presidential trollery.Anyone who’s paid
attention to this President understands he uses his belligerent New York sense
of humor to tease and annoy anyone he finds to be a puffed-up fake or blowhard
whether it’s Kim Jong Un, the Iranian mullahs or CNN’s Jim Acosta and Brian
Stelter.But the press doesn’t seem to
get the joke.It’s hard for them to see
Trump clearly without removing their heads from their ass.
NOTE:That last paragraph was appropriated from the
inimitable Andrew Klavan.
During a press
conference on Wednesday with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and
President Donald Trump, CNN’s Jim
Acosta complained that the "fix was in" when President Trump
only called on conservative news outlets.
Today, in a lengthy
and wide-ranging press conference Acosta was called on by the president who
repeatedly criticized Acosta’s cable network.
He did not mention his colleague Don Lemon by name, but pointed out the
10:00 PM slot was “nearly all anti-Trump.”
It was like watchinga heavyweight boxer brutalize a featherweight in the ring. You couldn’t look away.
Fox’s Shepard Smith was apoplectic over the clash.
