The Pickle That Really Bites Back!

Hillary Opens A Jar Of Pickles For John Kasich

Making her third appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Crooked Hillary was given a jar of pickles to open to prove she is strong.  The host even took her pulse.

Clinton said that it “absolutely makes no sense” to spread the rumors about her health. “I don’t go around questioning Donald Trump’s health. As far as I can tell, he’s as healthy as a horse.”

You’ll remember that John Kasich, whose daddy was a postman, made a campaign stop in May at P J Bernstein’s Deli Restaurant in New York City where reporters were left awestruck at the gluttonous number of pickles he ate even instructing that the proper way to eat them was with one’s pinky in the air.

Hillary Clinton is only capable of opening a sealed pickle jar thanks to her robotic hands.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 23, 2016

@benshapiro @jamesbranch3 I sense another #DeflateGate
Maybe personal preloosened jars.

— Dude, My Dog Ate It! (@daalad) August 23, 2016

Nixon opened relations with China.
Reagan opened the Berlin Wall.
Hillary opened a pickle jar.

— Razor (@hale_razor) August 23, 2016