Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part II

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...

Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!

    

Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!

                           

Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!

                   

Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady

                              

Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace

That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!

Amy Klobuchar, Defender of the Little Pizza

In school lunches, the tomato paste in pizza sauce makes the pizza qualify as a serving of vegetables. In 2011, the U.S. Department of Agriculture contemplated changes to school lunch programs that downgrade the assessment of the nutritional value of tomato paste. Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) wrote to Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack that “Tomato paste contributes dietary fiber, potassium — a nutrient of concern for children — as well as Vitamins A and C. It is delivered to kids in popular school items they enjoy eating and drives [school lunch and breakfast program] participation.” Congress passed legislation ensuring that the existing nutrition rules wouldn’t change.

Schwan Food Company, based in Marshall, MN is one of the country’s biggest producers of frozen pizza, with more than $3 billion a year in annual sales and it boasts that it produces 70 percent of the pizzas served in school lunches.

-Jim Geraghty