There’s an imbecile
from the Bay Area of California who suffers from embarrassing delusions of
grandeur. That buffoon is Rep. Eric
Swalwell.
Officially announcing
his candidacy for president in 2020 on late-night TV on April 9, Swalwell hasn’t
moved the needle in current polling. He’s
been stuck on stupid.
From May 16 - 20,
Quinnipiac University surveyed
1,078 voters nationwide including 454 Democrats and Democratic leaners asking
the following:
If the Democratic primary for president were being held
today, and the candidates were: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke,
Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, Kirsten Gillibrand, Amy
Klobuchar, Julian Castro, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, John Hickenlooper, John
Delaney, Pete Buttigieg, Andrew Yang, Marianne Williamson, Wayne Messam, Eric
Swalwell, Tim Ryan, Seth Moulton, Michael Bennett, Steve Bullock, and Bill de
Blasio, for whom would you vote?
You don’t need a
magnifying glass to see where Eric “Give Me Your Guns Or I’ll Nuke You”
Swalwell is positioned because that zero
beside his name is as big as all outdoors.
There are two paths to
qualifying for the debate stage: breaking 1 percent in three polls from pollsters approved
by the Democratic National Committee, or tallying 65,000 unique campaign
donors, with at least 200 donors in 20 different states.
So, on Sunday the frat
boy fop tweeted this:
On May 3, 2019 Swalwell
penned an Op-Ed which appeared in USA
Today, and brother it was a doozy:
“Reinstating the
federal assault weapons ban that was in effect from 1994 to 2004
would prohibit manufacture and sales, but it would not affect weapons already
possessed. This would leave millions of assault weapons in our communities for
decades to come.”
“Instead, we should ban
possession of military-style semiautomatic assault weapons, we should buy back
such weapons from all who choose to abide by the law, and we should criminally
prosecute any who choose to defy it by keeping their weapons. The ban
would not apply to law enforcement agencies or shooting clubs.”
Swalwell’s flop sweat
over inevitably being at the “kid’s table” for the debates prompted him to
tweet:
It’s easy see Eric is
now forced to sit on some street corner with a cardboard sign like some
panhandler and beg for a measly buck because the five-spot he was hoping for just isn't hitting his coffers.
Rather than wasting a
dead president on a dead campaign, the money would be better spent donating $1
to your local humane society.
