Sunday, January 8, 2017

Running For Dog Catcher

Reports have been circulating that Granny Clinton is being “pressured” to run against Bill de Blasio for mayor of New Rat City. 

Who’s doing the “pressuring”?  Her adoring supporters?  Bubba who wants her out of the house? 

New Yorkers despise de Blasio and the Big Apple’s New York Post started the New Year eviscerating Hizzoner by noting, “Vagrancy is way up, along with aggressive panhandling and related intrusions into public spaces.  Plus, streets seem dirtier, graffiti is out of control, traffic is a nightmare and the subways are crowded beyond belief.”

The paper also noted "the mayor and his administration have been the subject of one state or federal investigation or another from his earliest months in office."  Speaking of investigations, Hillary should fit right in.

The election for mayor of New York City will be held on November 7, 2017.  “Big Bird” de Blasio kicked off his reelection campaign by announcing his endorsement by the Uniformed Sanitationmen’s Association, one of the city’s largest unions with 6500 workers. Those guys do a bang up job of keeping Gotham spic and span said no one ever.  Remember the subway pizza rat?

Meanwhile, back in Chappaqua the woman who fumbled away a sure thing spends her days aimlessly skulking in the woods like Sasquatch while anxiously awaiting her next tooth cleaning.

UPDATE:  We wish to thank Right Reasons for featuring the above graphic on its Today’s Toons for 1/11/17.

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