Monday, June 17, 2013

The Insufferable Airhorn And Ba-Donk-A-Donk Butt’s Excellent Adventure

The First Lady, according to British and Irish press reports, will quarter in the $3,300-a-night Princess Grace Suite of Dublin’s Five-Star Shelbourne Hotel along with her entourage of 30 and secret service for the family.

Air Force Two was flown to Europe along with Air Force One because the president and the rest of the family will be separated.  This we can blame on Great Britain’s Prime Minister David Cameron who announced in late February that he was declaring the G8 Summit “WAG-free” to ensure that leaders remain “focused” on issues without the distraction of having their wives and girlfriends in tow.

“The White House is billing Michelle’s trip to Dublin as having diplomatic significance, but her itinerary suggests otherwise. She and her daughters will visit the Trinity College library to explore President Obama’s Irish family roots, attend a performance by the world-famous Riverdance troupe, and visit the Wicklow Mountains national forest.”

After visiting Dublin, Ba-Donk-A-Donk Butt and her daughters will join the Insufferable Airhorn in Berlin for the second leg of his European trip.
“I am the leader of the free world, the deity of demagoguery, the remarkably absent president, the emperor with no clothes and my messianic status does not allow me to descend to a lower level.”—Barack Obama
A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

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