The last White House Christmas tree of the Obama administration arrived last Friday. It was delivered to the executive mansion in a horse-drawn carriage.
Maria Puente of USA Today made certain to fill us in on what The Wookiee was wearing when she welcomed the tree: Mrs. Obama’s outfit was casual chic. A black military-style tunic jacket with asymmetrical buttons and bell sleeves over black leggings and high-heeled mid-calf black boots.
The tree, as you might expect, is stunning. It was brought down in the Piney Woods of East Texas by Johnny Manziel’s car.
NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY: The 19-foot Balsam-Veitch fir was grown at the Whispering Pines Tree Farm in Oconto, WI. The disgraced and drunken Manziel was nowhere near the tree farm.