Thursday, December 1, 2016

The Very Last Christmas Tree Of Obama White House

The last White House Christmas tree of the Obama administration arrived last Friday.  It was delivered to the executive mansion in a horse-drawn carriage.

Maria Puente of USA Today made certain to fill us in on what The Wookiee was wearing when she welcomed the tree:  Mrs. Obama’s outfit was casual chic.  A black military-style tunic jacket with asymmetrical buttons and bell sleeves over black leggings and high-heeled mid-calf black boots.

The tree, as you might expect, is stunning. It was brought down in the Piney Woods of East Texas by Johnny Manziel’s car.

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY:  The 19-foot Balsam-Veitch fir was grown at the Whispering Pines Tree Farm in Oconto, WI.  The disgraced and drunken Manziel was nowhere near the tree farm.

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