The last White House
Christmas tree of the Obama administration arrived last Friday. It was delivered to the executive mansion in
a horse-drawn carriage.
Maria Puente of USA
Today made certain to fill us in on what The Wookiee was wearing when
she welcomed the tree: Mrs. Obama’s
outfit was casual chic. A black
military-style tunic jacket with asymmetrical buttons and bell sleeves over
black leggings and high-heeled mid-calf black boots.
The tree, as you
might expect, is stunning. It was brought down in the Piney Woods of East Texas
by Johnny Manziel’s car.
NOTE FROM OUR
ATTORNEY: The 19-foot
Balsam-Veitch fir was grown at the Whispering Pines Tree Farm in Oconto,
WI. The disgraced and drunken Manziel
was nowhere near the tree farm.
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