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Photoshop™ Of The Day: They Never Made Fun Of Bush

UPDATE:  Thank you to Israel Matzav for linking to this post.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: ObamaCare Is A Chernobyl-Grade Disaster

The War Room is panicked.  Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of pricks.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: The Breakfast Of Consistently Embarrassing Amateurs

I was wandering in the wilderness of the Interwebs this morning and happened upon Ace’s hysterically humorous take on the breakfast cereals of our long ago childhood and I got an idea.

Happy Thursday everyone.  Have you disowned your “red line” today?

UPDATE:  I didn’t win the Internet today, but it sure feels like it to me.  Thanks to rdbrewer your humble correspondent made the Top Headlines Sidebar at Ace of Spades. 

Oh yeah...I'm feelin' the love.

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Photoshop™ Of The Day: Insufferable Airhorn

Photoshop™ Of The Day: Could It Be Satan?

The wildly popular History Channel miniseries, The Bible, caused a bit of dust-up when a “highly acclaimed Moroccan actor” appeared on the screen depicting Satan and viewers immediately thought they saw an eerie resemblance to the current occupant of the Oval Office.

The show’s producer, Mark Burnett, thinks the controversy is “utter nonsense.”

I’ll just bet The Church Lady believes there’s a resemblance.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: The Crisismonger-In-Chief

As the “Whores Of Babble On” celebrate themselves with the usual back-slapping and lavish party to present a few gilded eunuch statuettes to their most favored members, viewers of the 85th Academy Awards will be subjected to names being read from a series of dramatically opened envelopes during a long-winded 4-hour marathon designed to rid the glitterati of their ego-poverty.

It’s much ado about nothing, of course, but let’s not forget that Democratic activists in Hollywood are solidly behind ‘Ol Jug Ears having given at least $30 million to his 2012 campaign.

Its sequestration now, sequestration tomorrow, sequestration forever and the current occupant of the Oval Office deserves to win an Oscar for Worst Actor In A Miniseries.

And The Winner Is…

Not me.  Clarice Feldman, who judged the 2012 PUK Awards contest, had a difficult task before her.

There were 28 nominated graphics that had to be pared down to 14 finalists.  iOwnTheWorld held cage matches to determine which entries would make the final cut.

I am genuinely sad that two of my friends, Diogenes’ Middle Finger and the prolific The Looking Spoon were not part of the finals.  The ultimate winner was my friend, Will Profitt of Capitalist Preservation.

The competition was tough from beginning to end.  I want to thank everyone who cast a vote for my work.  I want Ms. Feldman to know how honored I am that she chose my work to be among the Top Ten.

I am giddy with joy because when you do things from your heart you feel a river moving in you.

“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” ― Mark Twain

I am dividing my joy with the other nine Ms. Feldman selected.  

I’m Feeling More Charged Than A Visa Card At Christmas Time

This is it.  For the last two weeks I’ve updated everyone on the cage matches over at iOwnTheWorld.  The cage match solution became necessary when so many submissions were vying for the coveted PUK Award.

There were 28 nominations and the cage matches whittled the number down to 14 finalists who had created the best conservative agitprop for 2012.

You can view the 14 finalists here. 

Commenter joe6pak said, “From top to bottom, there is some great work there.”  And phil.arbeit wrote, “I think the overall level of the competition’s entries improve every year. Our artists are getting better and better! These are all winners already. To all the artists: Thanks for doing what you do for US!”

Two friends are finalists:  The Looking Spoon has three entries in the finals and Capitalist Preservation has one.  I am fortunate to have two entries in the Final 14. 

About one of my entries, Norman Einstein posted this comment, “Remember when there was REAL hope and change.  Hands down.” 

Referring to my other offering, MaryfromMarin wrote, “I’ll bet BHO would vote for 'Everything is going according to plan'. And would probably hang it in the private bathroom adjacent to the Oval Office.”

This year’s judge will be writer Clarice Feldman. Clarice is the most fitting judge we have ever had, because it is Clarice that introduced us to Peter Bocking, the namesake of the PUK awards. Puk was Peter’s online nickname, which was shortened from PeterUK. We will always miss you and will always try to live up to your most often stated refrain—“Make the bastards live by their beliefs.”

Rosalind J, commenting on the tough job the judge faces wrote, “I don’t envy her the job of deciding which of these should be declared the best. What are the odds of a three-way tie? Good luck Clarice!"

The winner will be announced Monday night at 8PM ET.

How cool would it be for there to actually be a three-way tie:  My two friends and me?  The anticipation is exciting.

Honestly, I wish the very best of luck to everyone.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #13

We’re nearing the end of the cage matches sponsored by iOwnTheWorld to determine the website/artist that created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

I’d like to congratulate my friend Will Profitt of Capitalist Preservation who won yesterday’s Cage Match No. 12.

Cage Match No. 13 pits my good friend The Looking Spoon against Wolverine of iOwnTheWorld.  The Looking Spoon consistently creating some of the most amazing work on the Intertoobs and today’s cage match is a powerful example of that talent.

I hope you will take a moment to cast your vote for your favorite graphic by clicking on this link and show your support for TLS.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the number of contestants has been whittled down to 2.

Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #12

Cage Match No. 11 came and went without much fanfare here.  That’s because iOwnTheWorld, the site that is hosting the contest to determine which website has created the best agitprop for 2012, took this past Sunday off and resumed the contest on Monday.

Clearly, I was preoccupied with the 2013 BCS National Championship Game between my beloved Alabama Crimson Tide and those beaten and battered little leprechauns from South Bend.

But I digress.  Cage Match No. 11 saw iOwnTheWorld pitted against The People’s Cube.  The Cube won hands down.

The current cage match, No. 12, features my friend, Will Profitt of Capitalist Preservation with a commanding lead over opponent Terrell Aftermath, 52-19.  You go, Will.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the number of contestants has been whittled down to 4.

Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

NOTE:  With just four finalists to go, I have high hopes that another graphic of mine will make into one or both of the two remaining cage matches.  If that’s the case, I sure hope you’ll do me a solid and cast your vote for me.

Meanwhile, have a great day and thanks for stopping by.  Your readership means so much to me.

When I Was A Kid All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-Yo Never Came Back.

I lost another Cage Match over at iOwnTheWorld—89 to 18. But, imagine my delight when I learned that I was awarded one of the Second Annual Zilla Awards for Awesomeness in The Dextrosphere for Best Artist.

Zilla notes that conservative bloggers may still be the “Chopped Liver of the Right”, but “in my eyes they are the finest cuts of the very best red meat” and deemed it was time to recognize the “bestiest of the best”.

I love awards, especially if I get them.  Zilla chose some awesome artists this year.  Among them are The Looking Spoon, Diogenes’ Middle Finger, The Morlock Revolt, Bosch Fawstin, Out Of Order Blog, The People’s Cube, Big Fur Hat and Blur Brain.

The abovementioned artists rock the Intertoobs.  Awesome pieces are created by these folks and I cannot begin to properly thank Zilla for her kindness by including little ‘ol me among such great talent.  I promise to make Zilla proud that she selected this blog for such a distinguished honor.

To my colleagues in this category, I offer my sincere congratulations.  It’s nice to know that I haven’t toiled in anonymity and can now be counted among the best. 

To Zilla I say, thank you for making a difference in our lives.

Please take a moment to see all the winners of the Second Annual Zilla Awards for Awesomeness in The Dextrosphere.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #10

Maksim wins again.  Cage Match No. 9 wasn’t even close. 

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the number of contestants have been whittled down to 8.

Cage Match No. 10 features the titan Maksim and the lowly little Political Clown Parade and as of 12:12AM Saturday morning I’m getting slaughtered.  Honestly, how's a little 'shop of Crazy Uncle Joe vs Paul Ryan gonna win against a Sandra Fluke 'shop?

Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for the BOTTOM IMAGE, which is mine.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #9

Wow, I thought for sure that the Alfred E. Neuman as Barack Obama graphic would have been chosen the winner in iOwnTheWorld’s Cage Match No. 8, but it lost by nearly 3 to 1 to Maksim’s entry.  I even created a graphic using that image for a caption contest and submitted it as an entry.

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the contestants have been whittled down to 10.

Cage Match No. 9 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  It features another offering by Maksim (Surrender Your Dignity) and one from iOwnTheWorld (You gotta open my bra handsome...).  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

There are still five more cage matches to go and possibly another chance for one my entries to make to it into one or more of them, so stay tuned right here for further updates.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #8

Staying true to my word about keeping my readers up-to-date on the chase for a winner in the 2012 PUK Awards going on at iOwnTheWorld, here’s the very latest:

Cage Match #7 was a razor-thin victory for The People’s Cube.  Daletoons lost by a mere three votes.  Big Fur Hat cautions that every vote counts.  This is important because BFH is absolutely in love with the Alfred E. Neuman as Barack Obama graphic that appears to have been created by Mataleone which is being featured in Cage Match #8.

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the contestants have been whittled down to 12.

Cage Match No. 8 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  It features two marvelous images; one by Mataleone and the other by the very popular  Maksim of The People’s Cube.  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

I hope that some of my other entries make an appearance in future cage matches and if they do, you can bet I’ll let you know about them.

This has been a lot of fun and very gratifying to know that so many liked my work enough to cast their votes for them.  I hope that if future cage matches include some of my stuff that you will be kind of enough to give it a “thumbs up.”

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #7

I am delighted to report that my entry in Cage Match No. 6 emerged as the winner against the very talented cartoonist at Anti-Anti Underground.

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the contestants have been whittled down to 14.

Cage Match No. 7 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  It features two marvelous images; one by Daletoons at the Out of Order blog and the other by the very popular The People’s Cube.  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

I will continue to keep you up-to-date on future cage matches.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #5

For the last couple of days I’ve let you guys know that  iOwnTheWorld is running cage matches to determine which website had created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now it’s down to 18.

Yesterday’s cage match was between my friend The Looking Spoon and me.  TLS creates some of the very best graphics in the conservative blogosphere.  I consider myself very lucky to have won Cage Match No. 4.  It would not have been possible without your support and The Looking Spoon’s generous linkage.  I’d also like to thank Dave Blount at Moonbattery for linking to my work in Cage Match #5.

Cage Match No. 5 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon and vote for the TOP IMAGE.

I hope you’ll help an ‘ol gal out.  Thanks in advance for your vote.

See you tomorrow with another update.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #4

Yesterday I let you guys know that iOwnTheWorld was running cage matches to determine which website had created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

Cage Match No. 3 saw two of my friends go head-to-head:  Diogenes’ Middle Finger and the Looking Spoon.  Yesterday’s competition yields The Looking Spoon as the winner of that match.  Congrats.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now it’s down to 20.  I had been hoping one of my creations would make the cut.  Lo and behold, today that burning question has been answered.  One of my entries is in Cage Match No. 4.

Cage Match No. 4 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorld, go the comments section and click the thumbs up icon and vote for the TOP IMAGE.

I hope you’ll help an ‘ol gal out.  Thanks in advance for your vote.

See you tomorrow with another update.