Is It Possible To Remove A Senator On Grounds Of Mental Instability?

Senate Majority Leader and babbling fool Harry Reid said Monday that Republicans may have helped Russia annex Ukraine's Crimean Peninsula.

Reid's charge comes despite widespread support among Republicans and Democrats in Congress for providing Ukraine with much-needed economic assistance and hitting Russian President Vladimir Putin's government with sanctions.

Clearly off his rocker, Reid said Republicans blocked the bill to "protect the anonymity of their big-money donors" such as the Koch brothers, two of America's wealthiest men who've strongly supported conservative causes. He was referring to an unsuccessful attempt by some Republicans to include an amendment to the bill halting new IRS regulations on groups claiming tax-exempt status.

"Republicans objected to moving forward with this aid package unless Democrats agreed to allow the Kochs and billionaires like them to continue to anonymously spend millions trying to buy America's democracy," Reid said. "It's hard to believe. But that's the truth."

In other news, Dingy Harry claimed Republicans went back in time and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Break out the butterfly nets.

If I understand Harry Reid correctly, Republicans recently stole Crimea in an Ocean's 11 style heist and sent it to Russia in giant cake.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 24, 2014

Harry Reid blames GOP for Russia’s annexing Crimea. Also at fault for 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and Apollo 13. http://t.co/6Zbn5RDRlS
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 24, 2014

ATTENTION: If your psych ward is missing an older, white gentlemen calling himself Harry Reid. Please pick up ASAP https://t.co/p1s70f6YaY
— Matthew (@Matthops82) March 24, 2014

UPDATE:   Cardigan of iOwnTheWorld was kind enough to link to this post.and we thank them.

Putin Changes Map Of World…Meanwhile Back At The White House

Russian President Vladimir Putin, flanked by Crimea’s new leaders, formally signed a treaty of annexation of Crimea in a grand hall of the Kremlin today. The borders have been formally redrawn and the map of the world has now been officially changed.

Meanwhile, back at the White House, The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer revealed his March Madness bracket.

"These are not imaginative picks," TWMDCO said. "But I think they're the right ones."

According to Jon Terbush, “they're identical to the picks of colorful college basketball analyst Dick Vitale.”  What?  He can’t even muster the stones to pick his own brackets?

The world is in chaos and Americans look to the man in the White House for a sense of stability and safety.   

Dmitry Kiselyov, an anchor for state-controlled Rossiya 1 television, stood in front of an image of a mushroom cloud and boldly declared, “Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash.”

The president should be seen as having his hand on the tiller of the ship of state.  Instead, we and our allies see him with a Sharpie® in his hand and dictators don’t fear the warnings of the leader of the free world.

The Ultimate Polish Joke

Arriving in Warsaw, Poland yesterday our village idiot reassured Poland and the Baltic states that America’s 98-pound weakling AKA The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer would protect them from any Russian aggression like the actions the Kremlin took in Crimea.

“You have an ally whose budget is larger than the next 10 nations in the world combined, so don’t worry about where we are,” Biden said to Polish President Bronislaw Komorowsk failing to confess that the U.S. budget is comprised of borrowed money and a $17 trillion national debt.

Uncle Joe’s trip is meant to send a conspicuous message to Moscow, reinforcing the limited sanctions that the United States and the European Union announced on Monday against Russian officials and their allies over the parts they played in events in Crimea.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: They Never Made Fun Of Bush

UPDATE:  Thank you to Israel Matzav for linking to this post.

Mocked By Moscow

Crimean Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov tweeted a photoshopped image of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer in a Russian military uniform adding this pithy comment, “Interestingly, after the success of the company in returning Crimea, Barack is getting the rank of colonel?”

I am outraged at the chutzpah of this apparatchik.  Does Mr. Aksyonov not realize the good fortune of Comrade Putin for getting into the invading business while such a spineless, narcissistic opponent occupies the Oval Office?

Our president deserved to be photoshopped, at the very least, as a Russian four-star general with lots of dangling sparklies to warn the world of his superior strategic Nobel Peace Prize-winning foreign policies and his unparalleled skill in leading from behind.

This past Saturday, right before a U.N. Security Council vote to declare Sunday's referendum in Crimea invalid, American ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power went over to speak with Russian ambassador to the U.N. Vitaly Churkin.

The photograph of the confrontation which was tweeted by geopolitical expert Ian Bremmer of the Eurasia Group depicts two members of Churkin’s staff standing behind the ambassadors openly, flagrantly sniggering at the laughable state of US-Russian diplomacy.

The United States is being disgraced and humiliated.

Our paper tiger president imposed sanctions on eleven Kremlin aides and top government officials including Crimean and Ukrainian officials.  The problem, however, is that the so-called “Russian Oligarchs” had already withdrawn $100 billion in US Treasury Bonds from the Federal Reserve Bank in advance of the sanctions.

Comrade @BarackObama, what should do those who have neither accounts nor property abroad? Or U didn't think about it?)http://t.co/16KUTJPXOl
— Dmitry Rogozin (@DRogozin) March 17, 2014

I think some prankster prepared the draft of this Act of the US President)
— Dmitry Rogozin (@DRogozin) March 17, 2014

Boy, those sanctions sure backed him off. AP-Russian President Putin signs decree recognizing Crimea as "sovereign and independent country."
— Brit Hume (@brithume) March 17, 2014

You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think it Means What You Think it Means

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Cross posted at Proof Positive