Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Putin Changes Map Of World…Meanwhile Back At The White House

Russian President Vladimir Putin, flanked by Crimea’s new leaders, formally signed a treaty of annexation of Crimea in a grand hall of the Kremlin today. The borders have been formally redrawn and the map of the world has now been officially changed.

Meanwhile, back at the White House, The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer revealed his March Madness bracket.

"These are not imaginative picks," TWMDCO said. "But I think they're the right ones."

According to Jon Terbush, “they're identical to the picks of colorful college basketball analyst Dick Vitale.”  What?  He can’t even muster the stones to pick his own brackets?

The world is in chaos and Americans look to the man in the White House for a sense of stability and safety.   

Dmitry Kiselyov, an anchor for state-controlled Rossiya 1 television, stood in front of an image of a mushroom cloud and boldly declared, “Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash.”

The president should be seen as having his hand on the tiller of the ship of state.  Instead, we and our allies see him with a Sharpie® in his hand and dictators don’t fear the warnings of the leader of the free world.

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