The Closest Thing To A Scheiße Hund That Has Ever Sat In This Office

We just discovered that David Axelrod, consigliere for The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer, told an Israeli news outlet this week TWMDCO once said, ”You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office.”

Daniel Greenfield provides this piercing opinion of that preposterous claim:

“At the last White House Chanukah dinner, he claimed to have a Jewish soul. At a synagogue speech last month, he called himself ‘an honorary member of the tribe’. Now his former senior advisor has quoted him as saying, “I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office.”

“Of course Barack Obama has also been Irish. He stated, ‘I consider myself an honorary Italian, because I love all things Italian’. Newsweek dubbed him “The First Woman President” in 2008 for ‘bending gender conventions’ and promoted him to ‘The First Gay President’ four years later. Cabinet Secretary Lu and Congressman Honda argued that he was ‘The First Asian American President’”.

“If you make up an ethnic group or race, by tomorrow Barack Obama will be a member of it. By next week, he will be lecturing it on why it isn’t living up to their shared values.”

This week TWMDCO is in Kruen, Germany for the G7 Summit where he and Chancellor Angela Merkel sat down to a traditional Bavarian meal of sausages and beer.  Despite all the “making nice”, raised tensions between the two over the spying scandal and the bugging of Merkel’s mobile phone still exist.

The White House insists that economic sanctions against Russia should remain until the “full implementation” of the Minsk II Peace Accord and Putin respects his neighbors’ sovereignty.

None of the world powers believes the economic and diplomatic punishments levied on Russia for its alleged aggression in Ukraine are changing President Vladimir Putin's calculus, yet there are no plans to shift strategies.

The president thinks he’s gained respect for America in Europe.  Privately the leaders are appalled at the cowardice and low-class behavior of this administration.  Here, in this country, we’re just waiting to see how he embarrasses himself next.

.@danpfeiffer #Obama first President to be as incompetent as Carter since Carter

— Proof (@ProofBlog) June 7, 2015

Curmudgeonly Cartoon: Putty In The Hands Of Iran’s Assaholla

Is It Possible To Remove A Senator On Grounds Of Mental Instability?

Senate Majority Leader and babbling fool Harry Reid said Monday that Republicans may have helped Russia annex Ukraine's Crimean Peninsula.

Reid's charge comes despite widespread support among Republicans and Democrats in Congress for providing Ukraine with much-needed economic assistance and hitting Russian President Vladimir Putin's government with sanctions.

Clearly off his rocker, Reid said Republicans blocked the bill to "protect the anonymity of their big-money donors" such as the Koch brothers, two of America's wealthiest men who've strongly supported conservative causes. He was referring to an unsuccessful attempt by some Republicans to include an amendment to the bill halting new IRS regulations on groups claiming tax-exempt status.

"Republicans objected to moving forward with this aid package unless Democrats agreed to allow the Kochs and billionaires like them to continue to anonymously spend millions trying to buy America's democracy," Reid said. "It's hard to believe. But that's the truth."

In other news, Dingy Harry claimed Republicans went back in time and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Break out the butterfly nets.

If I understand Harry Reid correctly, Republicans recently stole Crimea in an Ocean's 11 style heist and sent it to Russia in giant cake.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 24, 2014

Harry Reid blames GOP for Russia’s annexing Crimea. Also at fault for 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and Apollo 13. http://t.co/6Zbn5RDRlS
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 24, 2014

ATTENTION: If your psych ward is missing an older, white gentlemen calling himself Harry Reid. Please pick up ASAP https://t.co/p1s70f6YaY
— Matthew (@Matthops82) March 24, 2014

UPDATE:   Cardigan of iOwnTheWorld was kind enough to link to this post.and we thank them.

Mocked By Moscow

Crimean Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov tweeted a photoshopped image of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer in a Russian military uniform adding this pithy comment, “Interestingly, after the success of the company in returning Crimea, Barack is getting the rank of colonel?”

I am outraged at the chutzpah of this apparatchik.  Does Mr. Aksyonov not realize the good fortune of Comrade Putin for getting into the invading business while such a spineless, narcissistic opponent occupies the Oval Office?

Our president deserved to be photoshopped, at the very least, as a Russian four-star general with lots of dangling sparklies to warn the world of his superior strategic Nobel Peace Prize-winning foreign policies and his unparalleled skill in leading from behind.

This past Saturday, right before a U.N. Security Council vote to declare Sunday's referendum in Crimea invalid, American ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power went over to speak with Russian ambassador to the U.N. Vitaly Churkin.

The photograph of the confrontation which was tweeted by geopolitical expert Ian Bremmer of the Eurasia Group depicts two members of Churkin’s staff standing behind the ambassadors openly, flagrantly sniggering at the laughable state of US-Russian diplomacy.

The United States is being disgraced and humiliated.

Our paper tiger president imposed sanctions on eleven Kremlin aides and top government officials including Crimean and Ukrainian officials.  The problem, however, is that the so-called “Russian Oligarchs” had already withdrawn $100 billion in US Treasury Bonds from the Federal Reserve Bank in advance of the sanctions.

Comrade @BarackObama, what should do those who have neither accounts nor property abroad? Or U didn't think about it?)http://t.co/16KUTJPXOl
— Dmitry Rogozin (@DRogozin) March 17, 2014

I think some prankster prepared the draft of this Act of the US President)
— Dmitry Rogozin (@DRogozin) March 17, 2014

Boy, those sanctions sure backed him off. AP-Russian President Putin signs decree recognizing Crimea as "sovereign and independent country."
— Brit Hume (@brithume) March 17, 2014