Wednesday, June 27, 2012

What If?????

I’ve been cooped up in the house since Saturday battling acute sinusitis and acute bronchitis.  The prescription drugs I was given yesterday following my doctor visit are finally starting to kick in. 

So…this morning I was surfing some of my favorite political cartoon sites and happened upon one from Mike Lester that was so damn funny I nearly pissed myself.

You can click over there in a minute.  It is a screen cap of that ridiculous “event registry” page on you-know-who’s website that became the brunt of jokes all across the dextrosphere and in Twitterdom.  Next to it is you-know-who standing in the middle of a pile of open cardboard boxes and a sea of toasters.

Mike’s take on the ludicrous fundraising scheme of “all your wedding presents are belong to us” was spot on and I wondered if I could Photoshop™ something that picked up on Mike’s humor.

This is the result.  Now you can click over there

Don’t worry; you can’t catch my cooties so have a good day and thanks for visiting me here in my sickbed.  

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Right Jabs For Freedom

Politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here’s the news you can use from conservative bloggers, not the corporate-controlled stenographers from Central Planning.

Richard Nixon, often accused of being an imperial president, never approached the extent to which we now see President Obama taking extra legal acts to silence his opposition.

Joe Biden’s secret mission.

…if you think Bush using his Constitutional authority to replace U.S. Attorneys is a giant scandal, but shrug your shoulders at the federal government sending guns to Mexico, where drug cartels use them to kill a U.S. Border Patrol agent, then you are a hopeless partisan hack who is literally willing to overlook murder to advance your political agenda.

We all know Chávez is a buffoon, but, as Roger Kimball said, the ridiculous is no laughing matter.

Oh, wait. It’s pink people.

…isn’t it curious that while on his daily fundraising binge Monday, Obama himself had someone privately foot the tab for security at a New Hampshire stop after the locals decided they’d had enough of this freeloader campaigning on the public dime.

So, America bailed out GM and GM has since bailed on America.

What if Hillary Clinton and a couple of deputies in the State Department, The National Security Council, Homeland Security, the Department of Justice, the White House, and maybe Senators Durbin and Feinstein were all complicit in Fast and Furious? What if Hillary led the strategic planning? What if the administration wanted to restrict our Second Amendment rights and both she and Barack Obama told us that 90% of the weapons used in crimes in Mexico came from the United States…

What exactly is being purchased with all these Food Stamps? Our rulers won’t say.

No possibility of fraud here! Nothing to see! Move along! 

As the so-called Arab Spring brings yet another Islamic government hell-bent on introducing Sharia law—rather than anything resembling freedom and democracy—it's become glaringly obvious that in its wake the world has not gotten better for anyone, save medieval Muslim fanatics…and nobody knows it better than the almost 50% that voted against Morsi this past weekend.

It's never a bad thing when your enemies escape into a delusional state, to a world of their making in which they are in complete control of everything. It makes it more likely that they will cede at least some control over the real world. And it's not only an admission of defeat, but of emotional and mental fragility. Adults don't need to build fantasy worlds to escape the effects of their failures on their precious self-esteem. That's for overgrown children who are used to getting trophies for just showing up.

I wonder how understanding and patriotic they will be when Taxmageddon hits.

Everybody paaaaanic…wait, what? .02 inches worldwide? .08 inches from Hatteras to Boston?

The background music has been the constant refrain that everything wrong is Bush’s fault. Obama continues to sing this tune like some aging vaudevillian barnstorming in the Catskills, desperate for one last round of applause.

More of that homosexual tolerance we keep hearing so much about!

As we ready ourselves to celebrate the Fourth of July, let's remember that nothing has been more dearly purchased than our freedom.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Jan Brewer: “We Are On Our Own, Apparently”

Within hours of the Supreme Court’s ruling on Arizona’s immigration law, the errand boy sent by grocery clerks used the bully pulpit to put more citizens at risk.

He issued a directive telling Janet Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security to refuse many of the calls it will receive from Arizona Police reporting undocumented Democrat voters illegal immigrants.

KPHO Phoenix has the transcript of the statement issued by Napolitano today:

"I am pleased that the U.S. Supreme Court confirmed that state laws cannot dictate the federal government's immigration enforcement policies or priorities.” 
“DHS remains focused on enhancing public safety and the integrity of our border by prioritizing enforcement resources on those who are in the country unlawfully and committing crimes, those who have repeatedly violated our immigration laws, and those who recently crossed our borders illegally.” 
“The Court's decision not to strike down Section Two at this time will make DHS's work more challenging. Accordingly, DHS will implement operational enhancements to its programs in Arizona to ensure that the agency can remain focused on its priorities.” 
“Over the past three and half years, this Administration has dedicated unprecedented resources to secure the border and to enforcing our nation's immigration laws in a firm and reasonable fashion. We continue to urge Congress to pass comprehensive reform because nothing short of a comprehensive solution will resolve the current patchwork of immigration laws.” 
“Finally, it is important to note that today's Supreme Court decision will not impact the memorandum I issued on June 15 related to prosecutorial discretion eligibility for productive members of society who were brought to the United States as children."
Dave Gibson, freelancing at Examiner on immigration reform takes Big Sis to the woodshed  by pointing out:

“In her time as head of DHS, Napolitano has refused much-needed funds for her department, leveled unfounded accusations at veterans and conservatives by labeling them as potential terrorists, stopped worksite enforcement, refused Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s desperate request for troops along his state’s border and continuously lobbied for amnesty for this country’s enormous illegal alien population.” 
“It is hard to imagine why the Secretary of Homeland Security, who is charged with defending this nation, would end a program which very effectively and efficiently removes huge numbers of illegal aliens from this country. That is unless Madame Secretary has another agenda…An agenda which directly conflicts with the interests of the American people.”
With the stench of betrayal hanging heavy in the air, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer issued this statement:

“As though we needed any more evidence, President Obama has demonstrated anew his utter disregard for the safety and security of the Arizona people. Within the last two hours, I have been notified the Obama administration has revoked the 287(g) agreement under the authority of which Arizona law enforcement officers have partnered with the federal government in the enforcement of immigration law.” 
“Of course, it is no coincidence that this announcement comes immediately on the heels of the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling upholding the constitutionality of the heart of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration law: SB 1070. It’s worth noting that 68 law enforcement entities in 24 states have functioning 287(g) agreements with the federal government. But it appears the only agreements eliminated today were those in Arizona, the state that happens to be on the front lines of America’s fight against illegal immigration. We are on our own, apparently.” 
“I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. The Obama administration has fought the people of Arizona at every turn—downplaying the threat that a porous border poses to our citizens, filing suit in order to block our State from protecting itself, unilaterally granting immunity to tens of thousands of illegal aliens living in our midst, and now this. Still, the disarmament of Arizona’s 287(g) agreements is a new low, even for this administration.” 
“Since 2006, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security credits the 287(g) program with identifying nearly 300,000 potentially-removable aliens nationwide. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has trained and certified more than 1,500 state and local officers to assist in the enforcement of immigration law, including many in Arizona. In fact, even as the President was wiping out Arizona’s 287(g) agreements, the ICE website itself continued to herald the collaborative approach of the 287(g) program, noting, ‘Terrorism and criminal activity are most effectively combated through  a multi-agency/multi-authority approach that encompasses federal, state and local resources, skills and expertise.’" 
“The President’s action should be of concern to all Americans. This fight is not over. President Obama may disregard Congress. He may target individual states like Arizona. He may generally act with impunity. But he is not above judgment—and the American people will have theirs very soon.” [Emphasis mine.]
Final point, Associate Justice Antonin Scalia’s bench statement on today’s ruling is powerful.

“The President has said that the new program is “the right thing to do” in light of Congress’s failure to pass the Administration’s proposed revision of the immigration laws. Perhaps it is, though Arizona may not think so. But to say, as the Court does, that Arizona contradicts federal law by enforcing applications of federal immigration law that the President declines to enforce boggles the mind.”
He's a shameless scofflaw. 

“Baghdad Boob” Getting The Boot?

It seems that the butt-ugly member of the Democratic Kennel Club, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, will not be back as Chairman of the DNC following the November elections.  Pity.

The delightfully distrastrous douche has fallen out of favor with the White House.

A source for The Shark Tank believes that Wasserman Schultz will be forced to resign behind closed doors and then stage a press event in which she will tell Americans that her job as the DNC chair was a temporary one and that she is moving on with her congressional career.

The Shark Tank cites a report from Fox News on the friction that exists between the West Wing and the yapping yenta:

Apparently, President Obama had discussions with the DNC Chairwoman regarding her approach, even telling her, “Don’t forget you work for me.” 
“It’s not about you, it’s about me”.—attributed to President Barack Obama to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, as per our source. 
The problem that the President has is this—he can’t fire her, at least at this juncture.  If President Obama were to remove Wasserman Schultz from her post he would be weakening his own position, as it would be very hard to find someone that is both in lock-step with his agenda and willing to run cover for him as she has done. 
Second, this would be a clear indication to the public that there are real problems within the hierarchy of the Democratic Party. 
It’s no secret that Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is one of the most polarizing politicians in the country.
Exit question:  Did her knee pads wear out?

As a side note:  A delicious cat fight could be emerging according to The National Journal:  “If Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California decides to relinquish House Democrats’ top spot after November—a possibility oft-discussed in the cloakroom, hallways, and Capitol subway—the similarly polarizing Wasserman Schultz may make a play for her post.”

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Obama Re-Election Campaign: All Your Wedding Presents Are Belong To Us

From The Daily Caller—On Thursday the Obama-Biden re-election blog debuted a new option for supporters to help raise campaign cash.

“Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?” the post asks. “Let your friends know how important this election is to you—register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It’s a great way to support the President on your big day. Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate—and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl.”

Any event that you register must have a donation goal of $50 or more according to The Daily Caller.

“By requesting a donation in lieu of a typical gift, you’re helping make sure Obama 2012 organizers and volunteers have the clipboards, pamphlets, and gas money they need to get the word out about the choice we have to make in November. And you’re saving your guest the hassle of curling a ribbon or guessing your size.”

Did Teddy Roosevelt have Teh Won in mind when he quipped, “He wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening?”

Stay creepy classy, my friend.

(Image photoshopped from Awkward Family Photos)

Tuesday, June 19, 2012


It has been confirmed that a few days remain before a massive air/land/sea exercise gets underway in the Eastern Mediterranean off the Coast of Syria, led by Russia and including Iran, Syria and China.

Malcolm Hoenlein, the executive vice president of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, reporting from Jerusalem says that the Russians are backing the Assad regime entirely, and that the Russia maneuver means that the P5+1 talks in Moscow will go nowhere.  Iran has no reason to bend with Russia's support so massive and aggressive.

Iran and China have received permission to pass warships through the Suez Canal to participate in the games.  The exercise is to rehearse the repelling of an invasion of Syria from the West or the North.
These “wargames” demonstrate that the NATO card played in Libya will not be played again.  Russia believes that the U.S. betrayed the agreement reached with Gadhafi, and Russia will not be fooled again.  Putin plays a strong card.  It’s “game on” for the Obama administration.

Anne Gearan, AP National Security Writer, pens this at

“Pressure increased on Russia over the weekend, when the United Nations suspended its unarmed monitoring mission in Syria out of concern for the monitors’ safety. The move was widely interpreted as a challenge to Russia to intervene with Assad to preserve a U.N. role Moscow sees as a brake on any armed foreign intervention.”
“Meanwhile, Obama’s leverage and options are limited.”
“The United States has refused to arm anti-Assad rebels, in part to avoid confrontation with Russia, which has armed the Syrian regime for years. Although Moscow fears one, there is little chance of a military campaign like the one that led to the ouster of Libyan strongman Moammar Gadhafi last year.”
“Russia has angrily charged that the U.S. and other nations went beyond the bounds of the United Nations Security Council humanitarian mandate in Libya, and have blocked U.S. efforts to win an arms embargo or other tougher Security Council measures on Syria now.” 
“In the days leading up to the G-20, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton angered Russia by charging that it was equipping the Syrian government with attack helicopters that could be used against civilians. She later acknowledged they were helicopters already owned by Syria that were being repaired in Russia, but the U.S. has let the charge of possible use against civilians stand.”

Monday, June 18, 2012

Supreme Worry: The Fate Of ObamaCare

Writing at The Hill, Juan Williams, the squishy shill for President “Tee-Em-Up” believes, “Every political strategist working the fall elections sees a game changer coming by the end of the month. That’s when the Supreme Court rules on the constitutionality of President Obama’s signature legislative accomplishment, the Affordable Care Act.”

“The Democrats have a nuclear option in this political game if the high court throws out the healthcare law as unconstitutional.”

“That blowup-the-system button, not pushed since FDR’s attempt to stack the court with Democrats during the New Deal, is for Obama to use the bully pulpit of the White House, and the national stage of a presidential campaign, to launch a bitter attack on the current court as a corrupt tool of the Republican right wing.”

“It is a move that could energize Democrats and independents even as Republicans celebrate a major legal victory. Some Democrats, sensing a political windfall, can’t wait to start the offensive.”

By contrast Avik Roy, a contributor at Forbes, provides some insight.
“In her ACS remarks, Ginsburg suggested that she might be on the dissenting side of the case. ‘I have spoken on more than one occasion about the utility of dissenting opinions, noting in particular that they can reach audiences outside the court and can propel legislative or executive change,’ said Ginsburg, in the context of a 2007 pay discrimination case.” 
“Most tellingly, she touched upon the key question that I believe the Court is still working through: what to do with the law if the individual mandate is indeed found to be unconstitutional.”“My sources (which I freely admit to be third-hand) suggest that Kennedy will side with the conservatives and strike down the Affordable Care Act’s requirement that nearly every American must buy health insurance. The key question is: how much of the rest of the law should be struck down along with it?” 
“Ginsburg wittily put it this way: ‘If the individual mandate, requiring the purchase of insurance or the payment of a penalty, if that is unconstitutional, must the entire act fall? Or, may the mandate be chopped, like a head of broccoli, from the rest of the act?’” 
“My understanding—again, from third-hand sources—is that this question of severability is the subject of intense debate among the justices, even now. It’s entirely unclear whether the Court will strike down the mandate and two related provisions—what I’ve called the “strike three” scenario; or take down the entirety of Title I, where the law’s restructuring of the private insurance market resides; or overturn the whole law. Indeed, it is probable that the Court has not yet decided how it will rule on this question.”
In any event, those in the know believe the decision will be handed down on June 25.

In other news, New York Magazine reveals, “The Obama campaign announced today that it has picked John Kerry to serve as Mitt Romney's stand-in during President Obama's debate preparation. Kerry was chosen as Obama's sparring partner partly because he knows Romney's life and career so well; partly because he, as the Washington Post writes, ‘has long been considered one of the Democratic Party’s most skilled debaters’; and partly because the robot dad from the Duracell battery commercials had other commitments."

Grecian Formula

In its fifth year of recession and with an unemployment rate escalating above 22 percent, Greece’s election on Sunday, June 17, 2012 sought to avert an economic calamity in the debt-choked country.

The Grecian formula seems to be a proposal that would form a coalition government that is pro-Euro and continue austerity measures in return for bailout cash to save their bankrupt nation.

The new Prime Minister, Antonis Samaras said, “The Greek people voted today to stay on the European course and remain in the Eurozone…there will be no more adventures.”

“Today the Greek people speak. Tomorrow a new era for Greece begins,” Samaras said after voting in southern Greece.

The decision of nine million people will ripple far beyond the craggy tip of the Balkan Peninsula they inhabit.  An entire union of nations will be affected.

The Syriza Party, which had tapped into a vein of deep anger over the plunging living standards faced by many Greeks, had wanted to rip up Greece’s international bailout deals and roll back the new taxes, job cuts and pension cuts imposed in the last two years.

That plan will have to wait. The New Democracy Party has the first shot at forming a new majority in Greece’s Parliament.  If they don’t succeed, Syriza will doubtless go back to that poisoned well of rage.

The Greeks are under no illusion.  To keep bankruptcy at bay and have any chance of survival, the birthplace of democracy must accept the EU-IMF rescue loans and punishing austerity policies—it is little more than a choice between bad and worse.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Photoshop™ Of The Day: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Congress

Right Jabs For June 17, 2012

Politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here’s the news you can use from conservative bloggers, not the corporate-controlled stenographers from Central Planning.

The man is a walking cesspool of anger. 

Be careful when you demand that people in power “do something”, they do nothing that is not to their own benefit and usually it is never to yours.

Apparently even the folks at MoveOn have at least one scruple left when they complain about a Democrat as a racist and an anti-Semite.

I watched Obama’s “rather full discussion” of the state of economy, resisting the urge to commit seppuku. What I heard was lethargic script reading. He said nothing we didn’t already know. Obama was about as lively as a dead fish…

…speechmaking is really all Obama’s done his entire life before becoming president; no wonder he’s doubling down on it when forced to justify his administration’s horrific policies and blinkered economic worldview…

Tell me folks, are George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Spike Lee, Will Smith, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres and Cher who you look too for advice or direction on which way this country goes? Yeah, me neither.

So you can blame Romney for Massachusetts' struggles, which Illinois barely beat. Does Obama's time in the Illinois state senate get any blame for that state's stats?

When all else fails, be sure to divide the nation even further.

Did they not see that decades-spanning giant concrete wall that locked them into their "worker's paradise"?

Turns out, there are green jobs all over the place.

Campaign pranks have a way of backfiring.

It will go down that rabbit hole as far as Obama needs it go. Obama knows the math to re-election.

Not only is Biden the most dispensable member of the President's cabinet, Slow Joe also fancies himself a foreign policy expert—never mind the fact he's consistently been on the wrong side of history for 40 years now—and is widely known as a guy who doesn't know when to shut his mouth, type-cast for taking the fall when the time comes- but note that he's been awfully quiet lately.

If we're going to defeat Obama in 2012, it should be with the truth, not hype. Obama talked in grand terms to get elected in 2008. He's done the same thing with regard to the economy—talking big and producing nothing. Hispanics, along with all Americans, should be offended by Obama's latest stunt destined to bring about relatively little substantive change, except to perhaps make him more popular with some voters he needs to win re-election for little more than, as noted above, "just words."

Neil Munro should've known better than to talk to Barack Obama without paying the $40,000 fee.

“This guy disrespected the presidency in the Rose Garden, right outside the Oval Office, where presidents have signed landmark legislation, held historic meetings, and received oral sex,” Obama added.

C'mon in fellas, Uncle Sam wants unemployed Mexicans! Don't forget to move to Florida and register to vote. 

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Obama and Israel: The Undermining of a Historic Relationship

Assisted by a biased media, Barack Obama has turned his back on more than six decades of American-Israeli friendship.

This video, produced by Accuracy in Media, documents President Obama's often hostile, one-sided pressure on Israel. It also shows how the President will do anything to ensure his own chances for re-election, even if it means allowing Iran to continue developing nuclear weapons while it plays a cynical game of stalling and deception.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Troopathon 5: Send Care Packages To Our Troops

Ask any serviceman how many milestone events in their lives they have missed due to deployment and without batting an eye, you will hear tales from these dad’s who have missed the birth of a child, countless birthdays and anniversaries, graduations and holiday’s like Thanksgiving or Christmas. Sure, you might detect the wistful look in their eye as they recount the wonder of meeting their child for the first time after a long hard tour away from home, but you will also note the unmistakable tone of satisfaction which comes only from knowing that their sacrifice makes a difference. Many of our Deployed Dads will be celebrating Father’s Day alone this year, and for some it may be their very first Father’s Day as a dad.

They are proud to do their job, making sure their kids and everyone else’s are being watched over and protected by the greatest troops the world has ever known.

Let’s make sure these brave dads are looked after as well. 

You can help make the daily routine of our troops serving in Afghanistan and Iraq a little more bearable and thank them for their services all at the same time.

You can order your Father’s Day Care Packages here.

Conservative bloggers like me loved Andrew Breitbart.  What Andrew loved most was our troops.  In his honor, won’t you send a Care Package to our troops?  The campaign goes through July 12th.  Thank you so very much.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Dukakis Redux?

"The notion that my White House would purposely release classified national security information is offensive. It's wrong," Obama said.

Democrats have long been seen as soft on national defense—at least since the Vietnam War.  In March of this year, the Leaker-in-Chief said that his administration’s foreign policy over the past three years effectively neutralized the notion that Democratic presidents are “weak on defense.”

In the 1988 presidential election, the Democratic Party nominee was Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis.  Within his party he was known as the “Massachusetts Miracle,” but the general public viewed him as weak on military matters.

The Dukakis campaign, taking a page from Margaret Thatcher’s playbook, decided that if the British Prime Minister could score a photographic coup that would ultimately help win her reelection, then “Duke” Dukakis would climb aboard an M1 Abrams tank outside a General Dynamics plant in front of reporters.

The move ended up being a massive public relations bungle that blew up in his face.  Dukakis was widely mocked for what was perceived as feckless warlike posturing.  After that blunder, whenever he appeared in public, someone would invariably ask him, “Did you get here in a tank?”

The Dukakis tank stunt was supposed to counter his rival, George H.W. Bush’s dashing military career as a highly decorated WWII fighter pilot.

The adoring throngs of followers of the errand boy sent by grocery clerks in 2008 are fewer now in 2012.   What has happened to their hero? 

The American economy is in the crapper, unemployment hovers above 8 percent with 22 million without jobs and another 48 million on welfare.  “Headwinds” are the cause of the calamitous economic outlook and the national security leaks that are springing out of his regime are red flags that his reelection is in peril.

The New York Post notes that “most casual observers have concluded by now that Team Obama has turned The New York Times’ front page into a national-security newsletter—spilling such top-secret nuggets as America’s role in creating the Stuxnet virus that attacked Iran’s nuclear program, news of that al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen last month, operational specifics of the SEAL raid that sent Osama bin Laden to his eternal reward—in such detail that future operations may have been precluded and Obama’s oversight of a ‘kill list’ of alleged terrorist targets for drone strikes.”

“Why else would they want to do this, except to enhance the image of the president six months before the election?” Sen. John McCain said in an interview with The Weekly Standard last week. “Why else reveal the name of this Pakistani doctor? You can only draw one conclusion. The purpose of all these leaks is to tell a story about a brave, lonely warrior with all this awesome responsibility.”

That brave, lonely warrior angle is the key, I think, to the leaks.  Neither Romney nor Obama have a record of military service.  Romney avoided military service at the height of the fighting in the Vietnam War after high school by seeking and receiving four draft deferments, according to Selective Service records.

Obama, as we all know, did not serve in the military either. He was a child during the Vietnam conflict and did not enlist when he was older.

So, there you have it.  The errand boy sent by grocery clerks believes if he politicizes intelligence he can burnish his résumé and win back the hearts of the moonbats who are peeling away from him in droves.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Headwinds: One Long Excuse

Via Bloomberg:

The errand boy sent by grocery clerks has talked about them at least seventeen times in the past three years.

That’s how many times the Republican National Committee has recorded the president talking about those headwinds on tape—Obama on a factory floor, Obama in the Rose Garden, Obama in the Oval Office, Obama with Angela Merkel and Obama with a voter at a coffee-counter—“headwinds” again and again and again. 

Right Jabs For June 10, 2012

Because politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here’s the news you can use from conservative bloggers and not the corporate-controlled stenographers from Central Planning.

Obama himself is a puppet front kept entertained with drugs, golf, and gay sex, and the golf may only be a cover for the gay sex.

For a rocker like Jackson Browne to turn against Obama's policies is just another sign of the defections that have been coming Obama's way the past couple of weeks. 

Along came Barack Obama, one of ACORN's very own "community organizers" and lawyers, and Hillary slipped under the train, reduced to a babbling mouthpiece for Obama's unique Poke-An-Ally-In-The-Eye brand of socialist foreign policy.

She is a pathological liar, just like the President. This is the point at which nothing matters any more. Nothing. We want to pretend we are living decent lives and that we are only dealing with bad things like liars and thieves part of the time, but we are lying to ourselves. We are dealing with liars and thieves nearly every second of every day and the fantasy that we are living decent lives exists only in our heads. The rest of the waking world is just plain atavistically evil. Do I exaggerate? I don’t think so…

Yeah, Barack has been an unmitigated disaster, but he can sing like Al Green.

 "You have vicious people who are working for the president—not the president [himself]—who are saying that Corey Booker—one of the great supporters of President Obama’s policies—is ‘dead’ because he’s giving the president good advice, disagreeing with the Kool-Aid drinking people in the campaign who think the way to win the presidency is to trash the other guy rather than to defend your own guy’s record…”

If you follow my advice, Mr. Romney, I'm certain that not only will you coast to election, but you'll also force Modern Progressive Liberalism (three lies for the price of one) into a lengthy, decades-long retreat.

Funereal erection or why the big mausoleum, Mr. Chavez?

He had a Michigan trooper's uniform and would impersonate police officers.  For the past 40 months, Barack Obama has been impersonating a president.

It hasn’t taken long for our out-of-touch Dear Leader’s six audacious words to explode on the Internet.

So here I am, someone helping pay this jerk’s salary and I can’t see his tweets? It seems more than a little childish for the President of the United States (or his handlers) to be blocking access to an account followed by over 16 million people.  We assume it’s a staffer behind this. If it’s Obama himself, we’ve got much larger problems than we thought. Does one little blogger really get under their skin that much? If so, mission accomplished.

No one wants to talk about race? Coulda fooled me.

When union thugs stormed the Wisconsin Capital that was Pearl Harbor.  Tonight was Hiroshima.

…due the well-justified fear of the government inspired by the rule of Barack Hussein Obama, the firearms industry is one of the few sectors of the economy that is still creating jobs.

Will unions throw America into a similar debt spiral, or will voters stand up to organized labor as they did in Wisconsin?

The media doesn’t tell the truth anymore, it’s up to citizen journalists who believe in free speech and truth telling to make sure that we as a society do not descend into the dark hole of lies. Free Speech is under attack today.

Liberals are irony impaired.

Yet in an eventful 2012, we've seen FAIL the other-way-round…

Maybe Obama was trying to distract from his ill-timed joke at Michelle's expense? I Tweeted that night that neither the private sector, nor Michelle seem capable of going down quite far enough to please Barry. But what I'm genuinely beginning to wonder is if Obama wants to be re-elected? It is hard work. Maybe it's first job syndrome?

Sheesh. I thought Hill had something good going on with that Bond villain look—you know, severe hair pull-back, Nehru jacket. This Hillbo the Clown thing, not so much.

Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the President and the media react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

There's no doubt that he saw this coming early on and that in the dregs of his bitterness at losing, not just failing to win, but the humiliation of defeat, he knew that the day would come when the statues would fall. When people would stretch out their hands expecting help... and when it did not come, the hands would clench into fists.

Hey everybody!  Great news!  The President loves him some fellatio jokes at the First Lady of The United States' expense!

It looks like even the liberal press has discovered that Manchurian moron is a slow-witted teleprompter reading embarrassment.

Don’t you dare speak out against the Obama administration.

I don’t feel terrible at all when I point and laugh at Senator Dianne “Don’t Call Me Ma’am” Feinstein for her recent attempt to appear a lot smarter than she, apparently, is.

All those “Recall Walker” bumper stickers used to get my dander up. Now they just make me smile.

The other kids on the Web are pointing out that more votes were cast in the American Idol finale than in the last presidential election…What I would add is that they elected a better man on American Idol…more talented, more experienced, more humble, and cute as a button.

Some challenge me on my dim view of Islam and Islamic countries. I’m not a natural bigot.  I’ve seen them up close with my own two eyes. And their cultural record over the past thousand years stinks, from number of books published to a paucity of benefits bequeathed to mankind. Who would want to live in one of their bigoted, constipated countries?