Right Jabs For June 17, 2012

Politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here’s the news you can use from conservative bloggers, not the corporate-controlled stenographers from Central Planning.

The man is a walking cesspool of anger. 

Be careful when you demand that people in power “do something”, they do nothing that is not to their own benefit and usually it is never to yours.

Apparently even the folks at MoveOn have at least one scruple left when they complain about a Democrat as a racist and an anti-Semite.

I watched Obama’s “rather full discussion” of the state of economy, resisting the urge to commit seppuku. What I heard was lethargic script reading. He said nothing we didn’t already know. Obama was about as lively as a dead fish…

…speechmaking is really all Obama’s done his entire life before becoming president; no wonder he’s doubling down on it when forced to justify his administration’s horrific policies and blinkered economic worldview…

Tell me folks, are George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Spike Lee, Will Smith, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres and Cher who you look too for advice or direction on which way this country goes? Yeah, me neither.

So you can blame Romney for Massachusetts' struggles, which Illinois barely beat. Does Obama's time in the Illinois state senate get any blame for that state's stats?

When all else fails, be sure to divide the nation even further.

Did they not see that decades-spanning giant concrete wall that locked them into their "worker's paradise"?

I think this is one of those goose/gander things.

Turns out, there are green jobs all over the place.

Mad yet?

Campaign pranks have a way of backfiring.

It will go down that rabbit hole as far as Obama needs it go. Obama knows the math to re-election.

Not only is Biden the most dispensable member of the President's cabinet, Slow Joe also fancies himself a foreign policy expert—never mind the fact he's consistently been on the wrong side of history for 40 years now—and is widely known as a guy who doesn't know when to shut his mouth, type-cast for taking the fall when the time comes- but note that he's been awfully quiet lately.

If we're going to defeat Obama in 2012, it should be with the truth, not hype. Obama talked in grand terms to get elected in 2008. He's done the same thing with regard to the economy—talking big and producing nothing. Hispanics, along with all Americans, should be offended by Obama's latest stunt destined to bring about relatively little substantive change, except to perhaps make him more popular with some voters he needs to win re-election for little more than, as noted above, "just words."

Neil Munro should've known better than to talk to Barack Obama without paying the $40,000 fee.

Spot the attention whore.

“This guy disrespected the presidency in the Rose Garden, right outside the Oval Office, where presidents have signed landmark legislation, held historic meetings, and received oral sex,” Obama added.

C'mon in fellas, Uncle Sam wants unemployed Mexicans! Don't forget to move to Florida and register to vote.