Right Jabs For June 10, 2012

Because politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here’s the news you can use from conservative bloggers and not the corporate-controlled stenographers from Central Planning.

Obama himself is a puppet front kept entertained with drugs, golf, and gay sex, and the golf may only be a cover for the gay sex.

For a rocker like Jackson Browne to turn against Obama's policies is just another sign of the defections that have been coming Obama's way the past couple of weeks. 

Along came Barack Obama, one of ACORN's very own "community organizers" and lawyers, and Hillary slipped under the train, reduced to a babbling mouthpiece for Obama's unique Poke-An-Ally-In-The-Eye brand of socialist foreign policy.

She is a pathological liar, just like the President. This is the point at which nothing matters any more. Nothing. We want to pretend we are living decent lives and that we are only dealing with bad things like liars and thieves part of the time, but we are lying to ourselves. We are dealing with liars and thieves nearly every second of every day and the fantasy that we are living decent lives exists only in our heads. The rest of the waking world is just plain atavistically evil. Do I exaggerate? I don’t think so…

Yeah, Barack has been an unmitigated disaster, but he can sing like Al Green.

 "You have vicious people who are working for the president—not the president [himself]—who are saying that Corey Booker—one of the great supporters of President Obama’s policies—is ‘dead’ because he’s giving the president good advice, disagreeing with the Kool-Aid drinking people in the campaign who think the way to win the presidency is to trash the other guy rather than to defend your own guy’s record…”

If you follow my advice, Mr. Romney, I'm certain that not only will you coast to election, but you'll also force Modern Progressive Liberalism (three lies for the price of one) into a lengthy, decades-long retreat.

It looks like you’re going to need a bigger bus.

Funereal erection or why the big mausoleum, Mr. Chavez?

He had a Michigan trooper's uniform and would impersonate police officers.  For the past 40 months, Barack Obama has been impersonating a president.

It hasn’t taken long for our out-of-touch Dear Leader’s six audacious words to explode on the Internet.

We can only wish.

Good job, lefties!

So here I am, someone helping pay this jerk’s salary and I can’t see his tweets? It seems more than a little childish for the President of the United States (or his handlers) to be blocking access to an account followed by over 16 million people.  We assume it’s a staffer behind this. If it’s Obama himself, we’ve got much larger problems than we thought. Does one little blogger really get under their skin that much? If so, mission accomplished.

No one wants to talk about race? Coulda fooled me.

When union thugs stormed the Wisconsin Capital that was Pearl Harbor.  Tonight was Hiroshima.

…due the well-justified fear of the government inspired by the rule of Barack Hussein Obama, the firearms industry is one of the few sectors of the economy that is still creating jobs.

Will unions throw America into a similar debt spiral, or will voters stand up to organized labor as they did in Wisconsin?

The media doesn’t tell the truth anymore, it’s up to citizen journalists who believe in free speech and truth telling to make sure that we as a society do not descend into the dark hole of lies. Free Speech is under attack today.

Liberals are irony impaired.

Party with Carrie and Barack.

Yet in an eventful 2012, we've seen FAIL the other-way-round…

Maybe Obama was trying to distract from his ill-timed joke at Michelle's expense? I Tweeted that night that neither the private sector, nor Michelle seem capable of going down quite far enough to please Barry. But what I'm genuinely beginning to wonder is if Obama wants to be re-elected? It is hard work. Maybe it's first job syndrome?

Sheesh. I thought Hill had something good going on with that Bond villain look—you know, severe hair pull-back, Nehru jacket. This Hillbo the Clown thing, not so much.

Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the President and the media react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

There's no doubt that he saw this coming early on and that in the dregs of his bitterness at losing, not just failing to win, but the humiliation of defeat, he knew that the day would come when the statues would fall. When people would stretch out their hands expecting help... and when it did not come, the hands would clench into fists.

Hey everybody!  Great news!  The President loves him some fellatio jokes at the First Lady of The United States' expense!

It looks like even the liberal press has discovered that Manchurian moron is a slow-witted teleprompter reading embarrassment.

Pixilated Presidential Photoshop™.

Don’t you dare speak out against the Obama administration.

I don’t feel terrible at all when I point and laugh at Senator Dianne “Don’t Call Me Ma’am” Feinstein for her recent attempt to appear a lot smarter than she, apparently, is.

All those “Recall Walker” bumper stickers used to get my dander up. Now they just make me smile.

The other kids on the Web are pointing out that more votes were cast in the American Idol finale than in the last presidential election…What I would add is that they elected a better man on American Idol…more talented, more experienced, more humble, and cute as a button.

Some challenge me on my dim view of Islam and Islamic countries. I’m not a natural bigot.  I’ve seen them up close with my own two eyes. And their cultural record over the past thousand years stinks, from number of books published to a paucity of benefits bequeathed to mankind. Who would want to live in one of their bigoted, constipated countries?  

Silent like a carpet bombing.