In Space No One Can Hear You Scream

Blogger friend Diogenes had a clever Photoshop™ posted at her place that tickled my funny bone.

I decided to pile on a bit.  Remember the 1979 science-fiction horror film Alien?  Of course you do.  Just when the plucky space trucker, Kane, thought he had emerged from a close encounter with the “facehugger” no worse for wear the crew was having dinner aboard the spacecraft Nostromo when the critter bursts out of his chest creating a visceral reaction on the audience and making it one of the most shocking scenes in horror film history.

Diogenes created an image of the “facehugger” popping out of Granny Clinton’s chest “confirming” the health rumors swirling around her.

One commenter noted “He’s got her eyes…and liver and spleen!”  Another exclaimed, “It does look a lot like mama.”

BINGO!  A new Photoshop™ was born.  Family reunions often begin at the airport don’t they?

A Debate Prediction

We wish to thank Big Fur Hat of iOwnTheReport for his brilliance. 

A Moment With Granny

Shaggy and Scooby are aghast at the enormity of Granny Clinton’s bottom

As I was wading through photographs today I happened upon a hilarious one showing someone dressed in a Scooby Doo costume entering the employees’ entrance at Harrah’s Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas before the caucuses opened this past Saturday.

I don’t know whether this was part of the schtick at the casino or some evil plot cooked up to mock Hillary’s barking like a dog at a rally in Reno earlier in the week.  In any event I appropriated it to use in this Photoshop™.

I worked it into a photograph of Granny speaking at a campaign rally at Texas Southern University in Houston just a few hours after defeating doddering milksop Bernie Sanders in the Nevada caucuses.

As you can see The Ice Cube In Heels is now using teleprompters and wearing glasses on the campaign trail and…as always, her ass is M-A-S-S-I-V-E.

Notes appear on a teleprompter after Democratic presidential candidate, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton spoke at a campaign rally at Texas Southern University on February 20, 2016 in Houston, Texas.