Bon Chagrin, Napoleon Looks Like A Scared Rabbit

A live feed blunder saw cameras cut to new French president Emmanuel Macron having his make-up applied as the world waited for his first speech as French president.

His speech was beamed to millions around the globe but several news stations screened an unscheduled behind-the-scenes look at preparations thinking he was about to speak.

Viewers saw the 39-year-old unwittingly rehearsing his lines, drinking water and having powder applied to his face minutes before the biggest speech of his political career.

According to a May 3 published report from The Quebec Telegram, the mommy wife of France’s new Napoleon, 25 years his senior, dresses him and he “relies on the services of full-time makeup artists used by former French presidents Nicolas Sarkozy and François Hollande.  Hollande’s hairdresser was paid $10,829 dollars (€9895 euros) per month.

Doll up, Manny!  

Looks Like France’s Emmanuel Macron Went To The John Podesta School Of Passwords

France is holding its presidential election tomorrow, Sunday May 7.  It appears the election may have been blown wide open by a massive and coordinated cyber attack.

Emmanuel Macron’s En Marche! Movement had its emails hacked last week.  Nine gigabytes of data were posted anonymously to a document-sharing site called Pastebin.  Macron, the front-runner, is whimpering the hack is an attempt by Russia to “destabilize” his election.

France's election campaign commission will hold a meeting this morning to discuss the hacking attack.  It urged French media not to publish the documents, warning that some of them were “probably” fake.

It’s all starting to look eerily familiar.

Macron has a commanding lead over rival Marine Le Pen—62% to 38%.

One of Macron’s aides said, “The Louvre will be the venue of our election night party.”

Macron and Le Pen have been involved in an increasingly bitter contest, accusing each other of being unfit to live up to the grandeur of the French presidency.

Macron has lodged a legal complaint about “the spreading of false information”, while openly accusing Ms Le Pen of running a deceitful and divisive campaign.

The presidential election commission said in statement that it would hold a meeting later today and urged the media to be cautious about publishing details of the emails given that campaigning had ended, and publication could lead to criminal charges.

The French government has blocked 4Chan from publishing any more of the leaked documents.

Looks like we've got another severely flawed globalist candidate with secrets.

Macron = Hillary. #MacronLeaks

— Scott Presler (@ScottPresler) May 6, 2017

YESTERDAY
Pres Obama endorses Macron

TODAY#MacronLeaks trends on twitter

TOMORROW
They'll all blame Russia pic.twitter.com/bYvvsy3DlU

— Rex Tilllerson (@RexTilllerson) May 6, 2017

This looks very familiar.

Just waiting on him to call half of French voters deplorable racists and it will seal the deal.

#MacronLeaks

— Leah the Boss (@LeahRBoss) May 6, 2017

#MacronLeaks assessment update: This massive leak is too late to shift the election. The intent behind the timing is curious.

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) May 5, 2017

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You Have Chosen Poorly

Emmanuel Macron, the former banker long known as the Establishment’s candidate in France’s presidential election, may have just torpedoed his chances of defeating his opponent Marine Le Pen.

Despite being supported by The World’s Most Dangerous Community and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Macron stepped in shit when he hailed Le Pen’s Front National Party as the “anti-France” party.

“They’re here. It’s they. It’s they who are our true enemies,” declared Macron.

“Powerful, organized, skillful, determined.  You pass them in the streets, in the countryside or on the web, most often well hidden.  As hateful as they are cowardly. You know them.  The party of the agents of the disaster, the fearmongerers. The French far-right. It’s here”.

Wait. Just. A. Minute.

I hear a voice from the past…

“You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it.  And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up.”  [Hillary, circa September 2016]

Le Pen is narrowing the gap ahead of Sunday’s election.  She has attacked her opponent as soft on terror.  (See the timeline of terror attacks in France here.)

She has the will to take France in hand, restore her borders and give priority back to the people of France.

Élection présidentielle française - les électeurs sauveront-ils une nation agonisant du conflit culturel d'une immigration effrénée? pic.twitter.com/kvT64bxVV7

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 23, 2017