The Broken-Down Has-Been Traveling Hillary Circus

Forget the fact that Granny was paid a puny $25,000 to speak at Rutgers University on Thursday.  It is also irrelevant that her speaking fee was below that of Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi who made a name for herself blacking out on reality TV and referred to herself as a “meatball”.

The days of garnering $200,000 speaking fees are gone for Granny. The decrepit shrew insists on nattering about women in politics─well actually, her in politics.

It’s been 16 months (485 days) since the worst possible candidate in history lost her bid for president and she’s still relitigating it calling the loss “traumatic.”

When Ruth Mandel, Director of Eagleton Institute of Politics at Rutgers, asked about being told to get off the public stage and “shut up,” Clinton said she was “struck” by the fact that “they never said that to any man,” citing unsourced research from “one of the young people” on her staff.

"I'm really glad that, you know, Al Gore didn't stop talking about climate change. And I'm really glad John Kerry went to the Senate and became an excellent Secretary of State. And I'm really glad John McCain kept speaking out and standing up and saying what he had to say. And for heaven's sakes, Mitt Romney is running for the Senate.”

The former Secretary of State and unconvicted felon said she’s regretted some things she said. “I can do better. There are things I’ve said I’d like to take back.”

Considering the lifetime of indignities she’s suffered─the Bill and Monica scandal, losing to The Donald, breaking a toe, breaking a wrist, falling up stairs, falling down stairs, losing her shoes while falling and getting tossed into the Scooby van like a side of beef at the 9/11 Memorial service in 2016─you’d think she’d say “To hell with it.  I’m going back to Chappaqua to my chardonnay and my walks in the woods.”

But, no, she’s got to piss and moan about misogyny.  One commenter over at Ace of Spades had the perfect solution: If Hillary really believed her bullshit she would get a sex change and run again.

Admit it.  That would be a hoot.  If she thought Trump was intimidating her on the debate stage in 2016, imagine the hilarity of Trump lobbing insults at a “shim”.  That, my friends, would be Must-See TV.

Weren’t You Wrong? Over To You Al.

Al Gore AKA ManbearPig has been harping on global warming (pardon me) climate change since at least the late 1980s, but it wasn’t until 2006 he discovered a way to become massively wealthy by making movies about it and investing in government-subsidized green energy.

Many predictions made by scientists and other climate change alarmists like Gore have failed to come true. For example, in 2007 Gore predicted that the summer Arctic ice in the North Pole would completely disappear by 2013 due to global warming caused by carbon dioxide emissions.  Didn’t happen.  

He also claimed Mt. Kilimanjaro in Africa would lose it’s snowpack by 2016. But that also hasn’t happened—not even close.

The climate hypocrite once told CNN’s Jake Tapper, “I don't have a private jet. And what carbon emissions come from my trips on Southwest Airlines are offset. I live a carbon-free lifestyle, to the maximum extent possible."  Somebody throw a bullshit flag.

How does ManBearPig explain the rather large amounts of electricity he uses to power his 10,000-plus-square-foot home? A new analysis by the National Center for Public Policy Research found that Gore's Tennessee home "guzzles more electricity in one year than the average American family uses in 21 years."

In one month, the report found, Gore's home consumed more electricity than the average family uses in 34 months and the electricity used just to heat Gore's swimming pool would power six homes for a year.

It’s bitter cold in parts of the US, but climate scientist Dr. Michael Mann explains that’s exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis. https://t.co/6UfJ9Xxpq6

— Al Gore (@algore) January 4, 2018

So let me get this straight, This cold is from climate change, Previous cold shots werent, Previous cold shots like 83-84 this period colder. So what these guys want us to believe is the cold is from climate change, but climate change made it come up short of previous cold shots https://t.co/JHRqdh6vIR

— Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) January 5, 2018

Soylent Black

Al Gore Proposes New Energy Source

It's a win-win situation for Uncle Al. How do we deal with the elimination of coal fired boilers, the destruction of the coal industry and stop the rapidly increasing number of obese Americans that endanger the planet?

It's People! The new Soylent Black!

CINCINNATI -- A "freak accident" started an unscheduled fire Wednesday night at the Hillside Chapel Crematory in Cincinnati, owner Don Catchen said. 

"My operator was in the process of cremating remains and (the body) was overly obese and apparently it got a little hotter than the unit is supposed to get," Catchen said. "One of the cremation containers that we had close got caught on fire and that's what burnt."

 I was going to comment that the Germans never had this problem but that's too freaking dark even for me.

A Big, Fat “Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose”

President-elect Donald Trump conducted interviews in Manhattan’s Trump Tower Monday which included a long talk with Al Gore.  He wanted to thank the blubbery climate change activist for inventing the Internet.

After the meeting Gore told the assembled press poodles, “I had a lengthy and very productive session with the president-elect.  It was a sincere search for areas of common ground. I had a meeting beforehand with Ivanka Trump. The bulk of the time was with the president-elect, Donald Trump. I found it an extremely interesting conversation, and to be continued, and I’m just going to leave it at that.”

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012

Exclusive look at Al Gore's #climatechange presentation to Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/CCmZgetj0i

— Amy Lutz (@amylutz4) December 5, 2016

Did anyone happen to notice if there was a “KICK ME” sign stuck to ManBearPig’s back when he left Trump Tower?

Via The New York Times—President-elect Donald J. Trump has selected Scott Pruitt, the Oklahoma attorney general and a close ally of the fossil fuel industry, to run the Environmental Protection Agency, signaling Mr. Trump’s determination to dismantle President Obama’s efforts to counter climate change—and much of the EPA itself.

Mr. Pruitt, a Republican, has been a key architect of the legal battle against Mr. Obama’s climate change policies, actions that fit with the president-elect’s comments during the campaign. Mr. Trump has criticized the established science of human-caused global warming as a hoax, vowed to “cancel” the Paris accord committing nearly every nation to taking action to fight climate change, and attacked Mr. Obama’s signature global warming policy, the Clean Power Plan, as a “war on coal.”

Thanks for stopping by Al.

Hillary Is A Gore Truther

The soundbite everyone seems to have seized on after the third and final presidential debate was Trump’s declaration that if he loses the election he might consider the results illegitimate because the process is “rigged”.

Granny huffed and puffed that her opponent’s answer was “horrifying” saying he was “talking down our democracy.”

With the mounting evidence of intentional voter fraud, voter intimidation and media collusion with the Clinton camp is it any wonder that Trump would make such a statement?

James Carville, the Gollum-like weasel and decades-long Democrat operative, admitted “of course there’s going to be some fraud.”

The g-d Left have argued vehemently in the past that “their” elections were stolen, i.e. John Kerry in 2004.

In August, according to The Federalist, Politico’s Ben Wofford wrote a piece explaining how the election could be hacked in 7 minutes.  The piece focused on a professor who bought an $82 voting machine and hacked with it so he could manipulate the results.

Wofford noted, “In American politics, an onlooker might observe that hacking an election has been less of a threat than a tradition,” citing Huey Long’s infamous rigging in 1932, and the 1948 “Lyndon Landslide” during which Lyndon B. Johnson “mysteriously overcame a 20,000 vote deficit in his first Senate race.”

In September of this year, disgraced former DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz denied George W. Bush won Florida in the 2000 presidential election saying Al Gore AKA ManBearPig won it and the Supreme Court elected Bush to the presidency.

In October 2002, at a private fund-raiser in Los Angeles for Democratic Sen. Jean Carnahan of Missouri, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told the crowd that President Bush merely had been “selected” president, not elected.  Remember the hanging, swinging, pregnant, dimpled and tri-chads and the infamous “butterfly” ballots?

According to a 2012 Pew Charitable Trust report, roughly 18 million voter registrations are either “significantly inaccurate” or invalid—enough to tip an election. Yet when Donald Trump echoes the concerns about election integrity many Americans have had for years, it’s totally insane.

It’s pretty plain to see that election-rigging only matters when Democrats lose.

Relive the insane machinations of the Gore-Lieberman Sore-Loserman “recount” from this HBO documentary clip:

The media colluded with the DNC to take out Bernie and the Clinton campaign to take down Republicans, but Trump's dangerous to our democracy

— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) October 21, 2016

ManBearPig And The 10-Year Countdown To A Planetary Emergency

PARIS—Following the opulent climate change conference (COP21), Al Gore AKA ManBearPig issued the following statement:

“Today, the nations of the world concluded a bold and historic agreement, clearly demonstrating that the global community is speaking with one voice to solve the climate crisis. Years from now, our grandchildren will reflect on humanity’s moral courage to solve the climate crisis and they will look to December 12, 2015, as the day when the community of nations finally made the decision to act.”

Man-made climate change—most especially the notion that global temperatures can be turned on and off by tiny alterations in the quantities of the trace gas carbon dioxide—is nothing more than a green fantasy being used as an excuse for a money making scam by corporate shysters, a wealth redistribution scheme by the Third World, and as a power grab by one world government freaks.

“Global warming” and the subsequent term “climate change” our betters on the Left now insist we use to refer to the weather is one of the most egregious political and scientific hoaxes in history.  Judith Curry, former Chair of the School of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences at the Georgia Institute of Technology lost her faith in the alarmist establishment when they were caught red-handed conspiring to withhold scientific information from their peers in what would come to be called the Climategate email scandal.

Sallie Baliunas, an astrophysicist at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, was savagely disparaged by her peers for questioning so-called “consensus” climate science.

Caleb Rossiter, a left-leaning statistician at American University, spoke out against the alarmists when he discovered that their statistics were junk and that the measures being introduced to “combat” climate change were harming the world’s poorest.  His fellowship at the US Institute for Policy Studies was subsequently terminated.

“In a time of universal deceit, truth-telling is a revolutionary act.” — George Orwell

Now, before you zone out and your eyes glaze over, just know that the point of this story is to warn you, via Anthony Watts at WattsUpWithThat?, that ManBearPig’s clarion call that we were all going to be roasted alive in his proclamation 10 years ago isn’t going to happen.

So climate change deniers take heart.  As Anthony cleverly quips, “Gaia seems to be a ‘Gore denier’. How inconvenient.”

The Man Who Would Be President Butthurt Because Global Cooling Proves We’ll Never Be Out Of Party Ice

Only six years ago, the BBC reported that the Arctic would be ice-free in summer by 2013, citing a scientist in the US who claimed this was a ‘conservative’ forecast.

His predictions now appear to be gravely flawed.  Billions of dollars have been diverted to implement “green” measures.

What has happened, instead, is that the Arctic ice cap has grown at a tremendous rate, by almost a million square miles. In other words, it has grown by a whopping 60%, due to constantly repeating periodic ocean cycles.

Wes Pruden, writing for The Washington Times writes, "On the contrary, what frustrates Al Gore and the snake-oil industry is that the skeptics can no longer be shut out of the conversation.”

We can expect the climate crisis industry to grow increasingly shrill, and increasingly hostile toward anyone who questions their authority,” Kenneth P. Green, a former member of the U.N. panel, predicted three years ago.

Another former panelist, Dr. Kimimori Itoh, a Japanese physical chemist, calls the phenomenon “the worst scientific scandal in history.  When people come to know what the truth is, they will feel deceived by science and scientists.”

Next thing you know, scientists will announce that Betty White is carrying Methuselah’s baby.

Meanwhile, polar bears living along the Arctic Ice Cap have been overheard howling with laughter at Algore.  Truth truly is inconvenient.

Linked at The Pirate's Cove.

Increasingly Influential Network Says Buh-Bye To Butthurt Bathtub Boy

From the New York Times we learn this shocking news: 

For nearly a year now, Al Gore and Joel Hyatt have been building their liberal cable news channel, Current TV, with the mercurial television anchorman Keith Olbermann at its center.

          This week, the center collapsed.

Current said on Friday afternoon that it had fired Mr. Olbermann—one of the nation’s most prominent progressive speakers—just a year into his five-year, $50 million contract. It was the culmination of months of murky disputes between Mr. Olbermann and the channel that he was supposed to save from the throes of ratings oblivion.

Business Insider reveals that a source familiar with the situation said Current decided to let Bathtub Boy go because he “did not respect the viewers of Current.”

The source added that Olbermann failed to show up for work without authorization, missing almost half of his working days in the months of January and February. Olbermann asked for a vacation day on March 5, the night before Super Tuesday, according to the source. He was told it would be a breach if he took the vacation, which Olbermann did.

Politico's Keach Hagey tweets that a source familiar with the firing says Olbermann was let go "for failing to show up to work, 'sabotaging the network' and attacking Current execs."

Having bungled his gigs at ESPN, MSNBC and now Current, it is painfully evident that Bathtub Boy is incapable of peacefully co-exiting with any media outlet. 

What lies ahead for poor Keef?  There’s OWN and Media Matters.  I think Media Matters would be the perfect place for him to land.  Meanwhile, all three two of his loyal viewers are gnashing their teeth and running around with their hair on fire.

Good luck suing ManBearPig.