On Wednesday, as the U.S.
House of Representatives prepared to impeach President Trump, Speaker of the
House Nancy Pelosi said, trying in vain to squeeze her Botox-injected grill
into a somber pout, “I solemnly and sadly open the debate on the impeachment of
the President of the United States.
Her caucus broke out
into raucous celebratory applause as she read the vote count on the Articles of
Impeachment forcing her to “sternly”
shut them down lest the charade be revealed.
The following day
during her weekly address, Pelosi gloated, “We’ve been hearing from people all
over the country since last night and this morning; it seems like people have a
spring in their step because the President was held accountable for his
reckless behavior. No one is above the law and the Constitution is the ultimate
law of the land.”
Pelosi continued, “I
have a spring in my step because of the moral courage of our caucus,” adding “because
the vote was carried out so prayerfully and so solemnly but so definitely.”
Even Stevie Wonder
could play a game of “Spot The Liar.”
"this is a somber and an historic moment,” i announce with the utmost gravity, raising my voice slightly so as to be heard above the squeaking of my clown shoes.— π'π π πππππ ππ’ ππππ (@BecketAdams) December 19, 2019
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