No Ramadan For You

This is what I imagine Coulter’s testimony before the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs would look like

Donald Trump has stated he thought Oprah Winfrey would be a “great” running mate.  He’s also intimated that he’d love to include Sarah Palin in his cabinet if he is elected president.

Now we learn that author Ann Coulter would like to be the head of The Donald’s Department of Homeland Security.  Coulter believes she would run a much tighter ship than the current DHS chief.

Speaking at the Eagle Forum’s Collegian Summit in DC, Coulter said “slightly joking”, that she "could get it all done before breakfast” adding she “could kind of guess who the criminals are going to be at least 50 percent of the time.”

She said she would bring America back to the good old days, when immigration was more tightly controlled.

“There was no pussyfooting around,” she said. “We’re assimilating you, you’re here, and you’re going to be an American. There will be no celebration of Cinco de Mayo, there will be no Ramadan, in fact there won’t even be a Feast of the Immaculate Conception—we are an Anglo-Protestant country, and you will learn about the Battle of Valley Forge.”