Showing posts with label Bashar al-Assad. Show all posts
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Friday, April 7, 2017

Think Of Trump’s Airstrikes On Syria As 59 Really Bad-Ass Tweets

“Those weren’t pallets of cash flying into Syria.  Those were beautiful, beautiful tomahawk cruise missiles.  I like my enemy airbases like I like my steaks.  Burnt to a goddamn crisp.  I can tell you that.”

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY:  This is not an actual quote from Putin’s puppet.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Remember The Aleppo!

Syria’s two-month-old partial truce negotiated by Russia and the US is near collapse.  After nearly five years of civil war, Aleppo is an open wound.  The city has endured barrel bombs and artillery fire reducing its landscape to rubble.
Aleppo is the center for the anti-Assad groups that are part of a UN-negotiated settlement.  If it falls, all hopes for a peace negotiation will have been crushed
The Assad regime, supported by its Russian and Iranian allies, has put great effort into trying to retake Aleppo since parts of it fell to rebel forces in the summer of 2012. .
Secretary of State John “Lurch” Kerry vowed on Tuesday not to allow Syria’s largest city and onetime moderate opposition stronghold to fall to the regime—even if that means abandoning the fragile cease fire that US officials have been trying to uphold in the war-torn nation.

“Lurch”, the same guy who sold Israel, the Middle East and America down the river with the Iranian nuclear arms deal declared, “If Assad’s strategy is to somehow think he’s going to just carve out Aleppo and carve out a section of the country, I got news for you and for him:  this war doesn’t end.”  He also suggested that if serious progress is not made toward politically removing Putin’s puppet from power by August the Obama Administration would have no other choice but to dramatically change its approach to Syria’s 5-year-old civil war.

Kerry fancies himself a coonskin-hat-wearin’, king-of-the-wild-frontier, Davy-Crockett-at-the-Alamo bad ass.

When The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer drew the infamous red line in 2012 and then backed down when the red line was crossed he ruined American credibility not just in the Middle East but in Moscow, Tehran, Beijing, Pyongyang but elsewhere in the world.

Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates said, “The rest of the world must know that when the president of the United States draws a red line, that it is dangerous, if not fatal, to cross it.”

Since our president is a gutless wonder, Ketchup Boy is yelling, “Remember the Aleppo!”

John, the Alamo didn’t work out so good for Davy and your bombast is equally doomed.  It’s time to get over yourself.

UPDATE:  Welcome The Other McCain readers.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Afterburner: Umbrella Men—Neville Chamberlain and Barack Obama

Busy writing up my employees’ evaluations.  As result, don’t have time to create a Photoshop or write a post, so I offer you this powerful piece by the inimitable Bill Whittle of PJ Media/Afterburner.  You can thank me later.



Thursday, September 12, 2013

Syria: The Squirrel And The Slapstick Clown

“I do not know that I have a carefully thought-out theory on exactly what makes people laugh, but the premise of all comedy is a man in trouble.” That quote is attributed to comedy icon Jerry Lewis. 


Monday, September 9, 2013

To Be Discussed In War Colleges For Centuries To Come: The Cheerios Doctrine

I’ve been trying to recuperate from yet another bout of chronic bronchitis over the weekend.  This morning as I trolled Tweet Deck, the tweets were coming hot and heavy over Secretary of State John Kerry’s statement following his meeting with British Foreign Secretary William Hague in London.
“We will be able to hold Bashar al-Assad accountable without engaging troops on the ground or any other prolonged kind of effort, in a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort that degrades his capacity to deliver chemical weapons without assuming responsibility for Syria’s civil war. That is exactly what we are talking about doing; an unbelievably small, limited kind of effort.”
Wait.  What?

Shortly afterward, Stephen F. Hayes tweeted the USA Today story recounting how a senior official familiar with this feckless administration’s recent strike planning offered a metaphor to describe a strike against Syria:
“If Assad is eating Cheerios, we're going to take away his spoon and give him a fork. Will that degrade his ability to eat Cheerios? Yes. Will it deter him? Maybe. But he'll still be able to eat Cheerios.”
I wish that General George S. Patton were still alive just so he could amble over to that numbnut and bitch-slap his ass.

A Cheerios Doctrine?  Is this the best that the mightiest nation in history can come up with?  This is unambiguous evidence of the out-and-out demise of strategic military thinking in this country.

No longer does this administration even pretend that Assad will be deterred, which is presumably the whole point of U.S. military action.  Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. 
And tomorrow night as The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer speaks to the nation pleading mightily that we must strike a match to his “red line” fart and save his ass, we will undoubtedly hear him utter these immortal words:
Ladies and Gentlemen, 
I’m speaking to you tonight from the Oval Office where, let me be clear, what I am about to say is one of the most insanely idiotic things you will ever hear.  At no point in my rambling, incoherent diatribe could anything that I say be considered a rational thought. 
No matter where you are as you listen to my soaring rhetoric accompanied by a god-like echo, everyone in that room will be dumber for having listened to it. 
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. 
UPDATE:  Linked by Predictable History, Unpredictable Past 

Sunday, September 8, 2013

The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer

The Administration’s Ministry of Information was in overdrive reporting on the latest G20 Summit held in St. Petersburg, Russia last week.

A throng of photographers lined up like vultures to capture the shot of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer being greeted by Russia’s Vladimir Putin at Konstantin Palace.

The body language “experts” hired by NBC prattled on making fools of themselves in a flagrant attempt to have Obama snatch a public relations victory from the jaws of an unmitigated defeat.

Putin greeted Obama with a thin smile, a vivid indicator of the strains between them.

"There’s no real warmth," said Erik Bucy, a professor at Texas Tech University who researches non-verbal communication. "It looks like Putin’s basically a hotel greeter at a five-star establishment and Obama is coming out of the limo as the important invited guest he’s not particularly thrilled to see."

The leaders arrived one after another in Russian-assembled Series 7 BMWs that were provided by the hosts. Putin laughed with U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron and spent more time talking to German Chancellor Angela Merkel than to any of his other guests. Obama was the last to appear—in his own Cadillac.

Patti Wood, author of "Success Signals: Body Language in Business," made a similar analogy. "It was very odd. Obama is treating him like he was greeting a doorman," she said.

Later that evening a decadent ball with lavish displays greeted the world leaders.  The president was nowhere to be seen and only arrived at the palace a good half-hour after the rest of the group.

Women dressed in elaborate Marie Antoinette-style costumes evoked a “Let Them Eat Cake” display of luxury that stood in stark contrast to the topics of poverty and war.

The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer was also photographed appearing “uncomfortable” as he stood beside a gilded statue at the venue.

The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz jested in his column, The News Reshuffled:
Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.” 
The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President. 
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.” 
As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic. 
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.” 
Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”


Iowahawk had two thoughts about Borowitz’ brand of humor on the subject:

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Tilting At Windmills


Since last Saturday when The Insufferable Airhorn spoke in the Rose Garden about the “crisis” in Syria, we have seen the political role reversals of hawks and doves.

Bill Kristol, whom I abandoned some time ago, suggested in his op-ed at The Weekly Standard that “using this resolution to cast a vote of no confidence against Obama would empower those abroad making the case against placing confidence in the United States. That would be damaging. And in the real world, a vote against Obama will be seen as a vote for Bashar al-Assad, and for Vladimir Putin, and for the regime in Iran.”

Kristol insists “the right vote” by Republicans, a party that for at least two generations has held the banner of American leadership and strength, should not cast a vote that obviously risks a damaging erosion of this country’s stature and credibility abroad.”

Kristol continues, “A Yes vote is in fact the easy vote. It’s actually close to risk-free. After all, it’s President Obama who is seeking the authorization to use force and who will order and preside over the use of force. It’s fundamentally his policy. Lots of Democrats voted in 2002 to authorize the Iraq war. When that war ran into trouble, it was President Bush and Republicans who paid the price. If the Syria effort goes badly, the public will blame President Obama, who dithered for two years, and who seems inclined to a halfhearted execution of any military campaign. If it goes well, Republicans can take credit for pushing him to act decisively, and for casting a tough vote supporting him when he asked for authorization to act.”

Kristol, to my way of thinking, is correct on one point:  President Bush and the Republicans did pay the price when the Iraq war effort went badly and if Syria goes badly the current Oval Office occupant will be evisorated.  Kristol’s only concern is about Republican senators and congressmen re-establishing their “anti-Obama credentials.”  Good grief, man.  Sending our men and women to another pesthole is all kinds of wrong.

Caught between Iraq and a hard place are two of our betters—Hollywood actors Ed Asner and Mike Farrell.  In a stunning revelation about the silence of Tinseltown and their disappointment in their idol’s penchant for military action Farrell said, "I'm frankly deeply disappointed in the president's foreign policy, war-making, his reliance on military rather than diplomatic responses, his use of drones, continued allowance of the Guantanamo prison. He's a disappointment to me and other people I know."

"I voted for him, but I'm not proud. He hasn't thrown himself on the funeral pyre. I wanted him to sacrifice himself. Instead, he has proved himself to be a corporatist, and as long as he's a corporatist, he's not my president," Asner said. "A lot of people have lost hope—with the betrayals, the NSA spying…People aren't getting active because 'Who gives a shit?' is essentially the bottom line."

Another reason some Hollywood progressives have been reticent to speak out against war in Syria, according to Asner, is fear of being called racist.  "A lot of people don't want to feel anti-black by being opposed to Obama," he said.

What a magnificent example of cowardice.

Then there’s this.  District of Columbia delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton (D) who has been a member of Congress since January 1991 confessed recently that if President McBombypants actually gets the votes he needs for the resolution “it’ll be because of loyalty of Democrats. They just don’t want to see him shamed and humiliated on the national stage."

On Thursday, September 5th, Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus issued what is, in effect, a gag order asking members to “limit public comment”.  The request was designed to quiet dissent while “shoring up support for President Obama’s Syria strategy.”

That “red line” The Insufferable Airhorn has now disowned has gotten all over him, Hollywood and progressive activists.  It’s one big clusterfuck..

It reminds me of Don Quixote de la Mancha.  Quixote, as we all remember from our high school or college lit classes, was a victim of his delusions.  In Miguel de Cervantes’ novel, knight-errant Quixote tilts at windmills that he imagines to be giants:
“Just then they came in sight of thirty or forty windmills that rise from that plain. And no sooner did Don Quixote see them that he said to his squire, ‘Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless.’" 
"What giants?" asked Sancho Panza. 
"Those you see over there," replied his master, "with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length." 
"Take care, sir," cried Sancho. "Those over there are not giants but windmills. Those things that seem to be their arms are sails which, when they are whirled around by the wind, turn the millstone."
It is obvious to this observer that we have Don Quixote in the White House begging for lawmakers to unleash the dogs of war in a vicious snake pit of cannibalistic rebels and savage Islamic extremists.

I believe that America should stay out of Syria.  Let neighboring nations deal with the barbarians at their gate.  I am quite certain that Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has the spine of steel needed to protect his people.

"Once we take action, we should be prepared for what comes next," wrote General Martin Dempsey, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, only one month ago. "Deeper involvement is hard to avoid."

We have learned in this decade via the Iranian Green Revolution in 2009 that barbarian elements in social revolutions cannot be harnessed.  Neda Agha-Soltan died of a single gunshot wound to the chest. Her last moments—captured on a cell phone camera and shown around the world—catapulted her into the symbol of the postelection reform movement in Iran.

No one will say how many have died in Egypt’s coup against the Muslim Brotherhood.

Two years after the Arab Spring revolution that toppled longtime dictator Moammar Gaddafi, and one year after the assault on the U.S. compound in Benghazi that killed U.S. Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens and three others, Libya’s fragile government has little control over the nation’s security.

The whole of the Middle East is a powder keg and the blast wave that we invite by interfering in Syria may well involve America in a conflagration of tectonic proportions.

One final thought, the errand boy sent by grocery clerks is slated to speak to the nation this Tuesday on taking military action against Syria’s Bashar al-Assad.  For the whole of his second term, this president and his apparatchiks have deflected and distracted through sleight-of-hand and carefully coordinated propaganda, not the least of which has been on the issue of Benghazi.  The lies are damnable. 

I think it’s important to note that Obama will use the eve of 9/11 (the World Trade Center attack and the Benghazi murders) to create an imagery and recount emotions meant to sway Congress.
 
As he feigns outrage, his argument for intervention is weak and this nation does not need to be thrown into the crucible he created.

While battling for reelection in August of 2012, he drew a “red line”.  Saying now, “I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line,” is his desperate attempt to rescue his personal credibility from his hubristic foolishness.


Thursday, September 5, 2013

Photoshop™ Of The Day: The Breakfast Of Consistently Embarrassing Amateurs

I was wandering in the wilderness of the Interwebs this morning and happened upon Ace’s hysterically humorous take on the breakfast cereals of our long ago childhood and I got an idea.

Happy Thursday everyone.  Have you disowned your “red line” today?


UPDATE:  I didn’t win the Internet today, but it sure feels like it to me.  Thanks to rdbrewer your humble correspondent made the Top Headlines Sidebar at Ace of Spades. 

Oh yeah...I'm feelin' the love.

Click to enlarge

Monday, September 2, 2013

Mock Him Not

It seems that officials in the West Wing plan to emulate the Clinton administration’s cruise missile strikes against Sudan and Afghanistan after the 1998 East Africa Embassy bombings as a model for intervention against Assad’s chemical warfare on his people.

Flashback:  President George W. Bush, unlike Field Marshal von Unicorn, made it clear following the 9/11 attacks on America what his strategy would be—“When I take action I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.  It’s going to be decisive.”

Apparently, not even the camels in Syria fear the neophyte currently occupying the Oval Office.



UPDATE:  Linked by BigFurHat at IOwnTheWorld
UPDATE:  Linked by Diogenes' Middle Finger

Belly Laughs Emanate Throughout The World’s Capitals At Our Feckless Community Organizer

On Saturday, The Insufferable Airhorn was scheduled to speak to the nation and the world about the situation in Syria from the Rose Garden at 1:15 PM.  He was 20 minutes late, but then he’s always late ala Billy Jeff who seemed to be busy with blue dresses and cigars when he occupied the Oval Office.

Roughly half-an-hour after repeating his fine-tuned sense of moral outrage he left the White House for a round of golf accompanied by VPOTUS and Marvin Nicholson.

By postponing military action until Congress gives him the authorization to strike Assad’s regime is, to me, a political ploy to give him cover for his blustering gaffe about a red line.

Democratic pollster and one-time Bill Clinton advisor, Doug Schoen, writing at Forbes asserted that “the President’s move was calculated to force responsibility on a reluctant Congress and to play to 80% of the American people who have said in polls that they are against intervention in Syria, that does not mean that the US is offering anything but a confused image of our mission in the world to both our allies and foes.”

Schoen continues, “Thus, in the short term the President may have managed to escape from the political quandary he faces. But in the longer term, America looks weaker, feckless and more uncertain.”

To prove Schoen’s point, the day after the Rose Garden speech, a front-page article in Syria’s state-run newspaper, Al-Thawra, called his decision to seek congressional approval “the start of the historic American retreat.”

On Thursday and Friday of this week in St. Petersburg, Russia President McBombypants will meet with Vladimir Putin for the G20 Summit.  If you’ll remember, he called Putin “the bored kid in the back of the classroom,” during the G8 Summit in Ireland where the world took notice of the icy meeting between the two.

Reuters reports that the former KGB spy referred “ironically to Obama as a Nobel Peace laureate” describing U.S. global policy as a failure.

This president’s handling of the Syrian crisis showcases his every weakness in foreign policy and portends an emerging strategic calamity.  A war in the heart of the Middle East where al-Qaeda is far more active in Syria than it is in Libya could spill over into Turkey and Jordan and prove perilous to our ally in the region, Israel.

Reuters reported at 9:02 PM Sunday evening that the USS Nimitz strike group has been rerouted to the Arabian Sea for possible help with Syria.

Nobody knows what’s going to happen, but it is clear to this observer that prayers for our military are in order.


In case anyone needs a reminder of what a real man in the Oval Office looks like when dealing with barbarians here is the epitome: 

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Field Marshal Unicorn And His Ineffectual Warmongering

David Burge (Iowahawk) tweeted, “Field Marshal Von Unicorn” and I was inspired to do this Photoshop™.  Jim Treacher asserted at The Daily Caller that, “Sometimes going to war is bad, and those who do it are evil. Other times, the President of the United States is a Democrat.”

Obama drew a red line in the sand for Syria’s Assad without thinking.  He painted himself and this country into a corner.  Foreign policy under this president is spineless, befuddled and strategically incoherent.

The errand boy sent by grocery clerks wandered off prompter and accidentally made a threat.  He has to make good on it with “a level of intensity just muscular enough not to get mocked,” according to one U.S. official.

Too late.  An insolent 11-year-old derided our Field Marshal on Facebook.

The Insufferable Airhorn has become a laughingstock around the world.  His words mean nothing.  You do not wage a war in order to avoid being mocked.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Wargames

It has been confirmed that a few days remain before a massive air/land/sea exercise gets underway in the Eastern Mediterranean off the Coast of Syria, led by Russia and including Iran, Syria and China.

Malcolm Hoenlein, the executive vice president of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, reporting from Jerusalem says that the Russians are backing the Assad regime entirely, and that the Russia maneuver means that the P5+1 talks in Moscow will go nowhere.  Iran has no reason to bend with Russia's support so massive and aggressive.

Iran and China have received permission to pass warships through the Suez Canal to participate in the games.  The exercise is to rehearse the repelling of an invasion of Syria from the West or the North.
  
These “wargames” demonstrate that the NATO card played in Libya will not be played again.  Russia believes that the U.S. betrayed the agreement reached with Gadhafi, and Russia will not be fooled again.  Putin plays a strong card.  It’s “game on” for the Obama administration.

Anne Gearan, AP National Security Writer, pens this at Boston.com:

“Pressure increased on Russia over the weekend, when the United Nations suspended its unarmed monitoring mission in Syria out of concern for the monitors’ safety. The move was widely interpreted as a challenge to Russia to intervene with Assad to preserve a U.N. role Moscow sees as a brake on any armed foreign intervention.”
“Meanwhile, Obama’s leverage and options are limited.”
“The United States has refused to arm anti-Assad rebels, in part to avoid confrontation with Russia, which has armed the Syrian regime for years. Although Moscow fears one, there is little chance of a military campaign like the one that led to the ouster of Libyan strongman Moammar Gadhafi last year.”
“Russia has angrily charged that the U.S. and other nations went beyond the bounds of the United Nations Security Council humanitarian mandate in Libya, and have blocked U.S. efforts to win an arms embargo or other tougher Security Council measures on Syria now.” 
“In the days leading up to the G-20, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton angered Russia by charging that it was equipping the Syrian government with attack helicopters that could be used against civilians. She later acknowledged they were helicopters already owned by Syria that were being repaired in Russia, but the U.S. has let the charge of possible use against civilians stand.”