Saturday, December 14, 2019

The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Democratic Presidential Debate News

The sixth masochistic Democratic Presidential Debate scheduled for Thursday, December 19th has run into trouble.  What trouble you ask?  Just the worst.  Its awful.  Just plain awful.

Last week contract negotiations between a food service operation at Loyola Marymount University, the site of the debate, and Local 11 of Unite Here broke off.  The collective bargaining talks had been ongoing since March of this year.

Biden, Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Sanders, Steyer, Pocahontas and Yang who all qualified for the debate have threatened to skip the event vowing they would not cross the picket line of the striking workers.

The Democratic National Committee said in a statement that it was working with all parties involved to find "an acceptable resolution" that would allow the debate to go forward.

"The DNC and LMU learned of this issue earlier today and it is our understanding this matter arose within the last day," Xochitl Hinojosa, the DNC Communications Director said.  "While LMU is not a party to the negotiations between Sodexo and Unite Here Local 11, Tom Perez would absolutely not cross a picket line and would never expect our candidates to either."

What the hell are eager Democrat debate watchers going to do now?  I’ve got it!  Watch the football game.  It’s on a Thursday night, right? [checks schedule] Dammit, they’re aren’t anymore Thursday night games scheduled.  Maybe they could admire their lint ball collection again.

Well, there’s always Al Gore’s movie “An Inconvenient Sequel”.  It must be streaming on Amazon Prime or Netflix or Hulu, right?  Wasn’t that climate panic brat on the cover of Time as their Person of the Year the other day?  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

On the plus side, Uncle Joe won’t be bumbling and stumbling, and that annoying geriatric communist won’t be shouting at clouds, so there's that.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Hillary’s New Face: Ooof!

According to a published report appearing in the Daily Mail UK, Granny Clinton looked “wonderfully youthful” and “radiant” at the Imperial Theatre in New York City recently.

Her glowing skin was noticeably smoother and her plumped-up cheeks more defined than earlier in the week, when she spoke at the Jewish Labor Committee's Annual Human Rights Awards Dinner.
An aesthetic expert claimed “it could be the result of Botox, injectable dermal fillers and a procedure known as Blepharoplasty.
It would have been cheaper to just put a brown paper bag over her head.  Why spend all that money on cheeks that look like ass cheeks.  Why didn’t she go ahead and spring for the mustache bleach too? 

I still recognized her though.  The hairy witch’s wart on her nose was a dead giveaway.

MOBILIZE NOW: Let The 31 House Democrats In Trump Districts Know They Will Be Voted Out

Tell the Democrats listed below if they vote for impeachment they will get voted out.  PERIOD! 

If you visit their House website, they provide a generic email contact form you can fill out.  I suspect these will be largely ignored.  So, included in the list below is each representative’s Washington, DC office phone number.  If you prefer, you can also send them a tweet advising them you oppose their sham impeachment of President Trump and expect them to vote NO.

We have until Wednesday, December 18th to put maximum pressure on these vulnerable legislators.

Cindy Axne IA 3rd CD (202) 225-5476 @RepCindyAxne

Anthony Brindisi NY 22nd CD (202) 225-3665

Cheryl Bustos IL 17th CD 202-225-5905

Matt Cartwright PA 17th CD 202-225-5546

Angie Craig MN 2nd CD (202) 225-2271 

Joe Cunningham SC 1st CD (202) 225-3176

Antonio Delgado NY 19th CD (202) 225-5614

Abby Finkenauer IA 1st CD (202) 225-2911

Jared Golden ME 2nd CD (202) 225-6306

Josh Gottheimer NJ 5th CD  (202) 225-4465

Kendra Horn OK 5th CD  (202) 225-2132

Andy Kim NJ 3rd CD (202) 225-4765

Ron Kind WI 3rd CD (202) 225-5506

Conor Lamb PA 17th CD (202) 225-2301

Susie Lee NV 3rd CD (202) 225-3252

Dave Loebsack IA 2nd CD (202) 226-0757

Elaine Luria VA 2nd CD (202) 225-4215

Sean Maloney NY 18th CD  202-225-5441

Ben McAdams UT 4th CD  (202) 225-3011

Lucy McBath GA 6th CD (202) 225-4501

Tom O’Halleran AZ 1st CD 202-225-3361

Chris Pappas NH 1st CD (202) 225-5456

Collin Peterson MN 7th CD (202) 225-2165

Max Rose NY 11th CD (202) 225-3371 @RepMaxRose

Mikie Sherrill NJ 11th CD  (202) 225-5034

Elissa Slotkin MI 8th CD (202) 225-4872

Abigail Spanberger VA 7th CD (202) 225-2815

Haley Stevens MI 11th CD (202) 225-8171

Xochitl Torres Small NM 2nd CD  (202) 225-2365

Lauren Underwood IL 14th CD (202) 225-2976

Jeff Van Drew NJ 2nd CD (202) 225-6572

Climate Panic Brat Is Time’s Comrade Of The Year: How Dare You!

On September 23, 2019 an adorable [snark] Scandinavian youngster in braids spoke at the United Nations Climate Action Summit in New York City.  Climate alarmists laud Greta Thunberg as an endearing mascot for the impending mass extinction that awaits us all.  They would have you believe the “cute girl with the impressive scowl” will save our dying planet if we are but moved to action by her virtue-signaling, smarmy lectures.

At the UN, Thunberg eviscerated world leaders for “their empty words and lack of action”:

My message is that we'll be watching you.

This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school, on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you! 

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying.

Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!

If only those poor, wretched dinosaurs had their own Gretasaurus Rex to warn them of the big, bad, Sweet Meteor of Death hurtling towards Earth all those millions of years ago.

Four other candidates were in the running for Time’s Person of the Year:  Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump, the whistleblower and the Hong Kong protesters.

Person of the Year should be the highest accolade given to the individual or group that best represents a force of history—a snapshot of where the world is and where it is going—something that will stand the test of time.

That criteria would cancel out the whistleblower since he (Eric Ciaramella) is an acolyte of the vengeful and dishonest former CIA Director John Brennan.  Trump was never going to be selected for reasons I shouldn’t have to point out.  San Fran Nan is out too.  That didn’t stop her from sending out an email soliciting supporters to vote for her.

The Hong Kong protesters would have been the more logical pick to grace the cover of the magazine.  They were the tens of thousands of young men and women who stood in defiance of the most powerful authoritarian regime in the modern world.  They stood and they fought.  They never bowed to the brutality of the thuggish Red Chinese police who murdered, raped and abused them.

Don’t worry though.  The magazine’s waning readership means all the trees that were cut down to print it gave their last full measure of devotion to praise a crackpot school truant with a debilitating psychological disorder known as Asperberger’s Syndrome.  I’d better stop right there.  Don’t want to be accused of attacking a child!
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Thursday, December 12, 2019


As Inspector General Michael Horowitz testified about the abuses of the FISA court by The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s Department of Justice and FBI and their “applications” to spy on the Trump campaign, CNN and MSNBC stopped following the hearing after about a half hour.  Both cable outfits refused to cover the opening statement of Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham.

The decision did not comport with the endless air time they gave to the impeachment hearings led by “Pencil Neck” Schiff and the morbidly obese Jerry Nadler. 
The Horowitz Report provided damning proof of how the FBI wantonly mistreated Donald Trump and it directly contradicted their fake news coverage over the last three years.  The outright bias was not lost on the 2020 Trump campaign:
While MSNBC aired some of Sen. Graham's statement, the network cut away quickly. CNN appears not to have covered his opening statement at all.

Today, WH correspondent for the New York Times and contributor for MSNBC and NBC News, Annie Karni tweeted:
Two weeks before Christmas, the White House did not put the “media party” on its  holiday schedule nor did it furnish a reason for the decision.  Instead, members of the media and their families were accommodated with open White House tours to see the holiday decorations.

It wasn’t necessary to state a reason for the decision.  After all, media organizations have made a big show of their contempt for this president for his entire first term.  How preposterous would it be to go to a Christmas party at the White House with the Trumps and act like everything is hunky dory?

So, Ms. Karni complains there’s no opportunity again this year to schmooze with the booze and the finger foods.  There are no more press briefings where her ilk waged war on WH Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and subscriptions to the failing New York Times and Washington Post were canceled by the White House.

Oh, the humanity. 

In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone;
Snow had fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow,
In the bleak midwinter, long ago.

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

President Bobcat’s Warning

Ten days after President Trump was inaugurated a bobcat escaped its enclosure at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, DC.  The feline freedom seeker was one of the last hopes in a world gone rotten.  A perfect mascot for a city of cubicled, uptight bureaucrats yearning to be free.

So captivated by the story was Comfortably Smug of Twitter fame that he launched a “President Bobcat” campaign.  His minions “swarmed” with approval at the novel idea.
The release yesterday of the Horowitz Report is a triumph for former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes who first blew the whistle on FISA abuse and excoriated Rep. Adam Schiff for his memo which stated FBI and DOJ officials did not abuse the FISA process.  Schiff had access to the same documents Nunes did yet he chose to misinform the American public.

According to the report, there were 17 separate problems with submissions to the FISA Court including the FBI’s overstatement of Christopher Steele’s credentials and failure to provide the court with exculpatory evidence.

Horowitz laid out facts demonstrating “extensive compliance failures” overstating some information, omitting vital information and “cherry-picking” certain details—a clear case of the Surveillance State and The Swamp at work.

As “purr” President Bobcat’s warning, “The next Democrat elected President will be impeached.” 

Monday, December 9, 2019

How Can We Get LESS Christ in Christmas? Methodists: Hold My Beer!

In case you haven't seen it, a Methodist church in southern California (Rev. Karen Clark Ristine, pastor) decided they needed to make Christmas more politically relevant this year.

Every year, around this time, the Left begins to take some small interest in the Christmas story. However, they insist on recasting Mary and Joseph as "homeless", or more recently as "illegal immigrants". Balderdash! (Note: If Joe Biden is listening, you can use that in your campaign!) On Twitter, (don't get me started) one budding Scriptural scholar wannabee said that the "real villain" of this piece wasn't King Herod, but rather the greedy innkeeper, who could not find a room for a very pregnant woman.

Let's inject just the tiniest bit of logic here. (The tiniest bit being all that some on the Left are able to absorb) But if you look at the most reliable record of the time, we see this
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)
Did you catch that? There went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.


Scholars are of a conflicting mind whether or not this makes Augustus the first liberal Democrat or not. But in typical bureaucratic fashion, and not willing for any income to slip through the cracks, compelled everyone in the known world to return to the city of their birth. Not "Everyone whose last name begins with 'Aleph' through 'Mem' show up on Thursday, and everyone 'Nun' through 'Tau' the week after. No. It was everybody show up, or face the displeasure of the Roman Empire.

Why else would a man take his nine month pregnant wife on a journey of 70 -90 miles, on foot and donkey, to show up at such and such a time? Even our relatively benign IRS would have issued him an extension if he asked. But, no. Rome must be obeyed.

The most direct route from Nazareth to Bethlehem was probably too rough, with roving bands of brigands, and just how fast do you think Joseph could travel, leading a donkey with his very pregnant wife on it? And you ladies can back me up on this one, but bouncing around on a donkey's back, with a baby kicking at your greatly diminished bladder, about how many times a day do you think they had to stop just for bathroom breaks? I'm thinking a week and a half minimum for the journey!

Imagine if you would, that the government decreed the census would be done differently this year. Everyone who has ever been born there, in the last hundred years, return to the city of your birth, and wait in line until the government gets around to counting you. If everyone born in New York City, or Houston, or New Orleans for the last hundred years showed up in long do you think it would take until the hotels and motels were all full? Not because inn keepers are evil, but the sheer magnitude of bureaucratic incompetence and greed that ordained it would overwhelm almost any city on the planet. Then imagine them all lined up on the steps of city hall, because it was no skin off Caesar Augustus' nose how long you had to travel, or stand in line, because you were a cash cow to be milked for taxes.

Homeless? Joseph was a carpenter in Nazareth. He provided for his family. After the baby was born, some of the census crowd cleared back and the housing shortage was alleviated. Matthew 2: 9-11
"...The star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was. When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy. And when they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshiped him." (emphasis mine)
How about the "illegal immigrant" moniker? Anything to that? The lefties are hanging their collective hats on this passage, in Matthew 2: 12 -14
"(The Wise men)... being warned of God in a dream that they should not return to Herod, they departed into their own country another way. And when they were departed, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream, saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt, and be thou there until I bring thee word: for Herod will seek the young child to destroy him. When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt..."
So, because Joseph traveled to Egypt, undocumented, as it were, then there must be no difference between them and undocumented illegal aliens who cross the border into the US! Nothing at all indicates that there was anything illegal in that, although I am willing to concede that any illegal alien who can produce undeniable evidence that the angel of the Lord commanded them to come here, I am perfectly willing to make the exception!

The story of the Nativity of Christ is not about Donald Trump. Or Barack Obama who maintained if not built the "cages". It's not even about the failure of the legislature to pass new legislation to try to fix the problems on the border. It's about the entrance of the Christ into the world, who would save His people from their sin. When churches lose sight of that, they do idiotic things like the one pictured above.

Flowing Curves Of Beauty

I live thousands of miles away from the majority of my relatives and can't be with them for the holidays.  Please don't be jealous.


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