Showing posts with label the mailman's son. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the mailman's son. Show all posts

Saturday, November 17, 2018

His Ego Is So Big It Takes Up The Entire State Of Ohio

John Kasich never missed a chance to mention that his dad was a mailman. If he had a nickel for every time he mentioned his father’s job, he might be able to retire with the equivalent of a generous postal service pension. The references have been a staple of his public addresses and interviews for years and invariably made everyone loathe this NeverTrumper.

In March of 2016, “Little Marco” Rubio ended his bid for the presidency.  Kasich found himself stuck in fourth place in a three-man race.  Voters were not flocking to Kasich’s campaign and his irksome refusal to drop out of the race drew the consternation of many in the GOP.

Having earned a paltry 154 delegates and winning only one primary, his home state of Ohio, he reluctantly suspended his campaign two months later.

With the 2018 Midterm Election now over, the 2020 White House race officially gets underway in New Hampshire and the other early primary and caucus states.

The first politician to visit the Granite State was none other than “Pancake Johnny”.  He thought the best way to win votes was to eat his way across America.  His hypnotizing appetite was something to behold.  Now that he’s no longer Ohio’s governor, he’ll have plenty of time to flap his gums and give tutorials on how to eat a pickle.

During a visit to New Hampshire he was asked whether he’d run in 2020:
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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Never A Dill Moment With This Boastful Windsack

Do the good people of the Buckeye State feel embarrassed by their governor?  I don’t see how they can avoid it.

The mailman’s son was scrounging for votes in the Big Apple and stopped by the Upper East Side’s famous P.J. Berstein kosher deli.  Ever the typical rube, he demonstrated his goofiness by showing the press how to eat a pickle.  He refused to eat a pastrami sandwich.  For the life of me I can’t understand eating pickles in lieu of a gen-u-wine deli pastrami sammich.

His campaign calamities include eating pizza with a fork and making a veritable pig of himself at a food market on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx.  Kasich grubbed on two plates of spaghetti, a sandwich with mozzarella, pickles, salami, provolone and hot peppers.  After downing all that he ordered pasta fagioli.

Damn.  Does he have a tapeworm?

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

New Hampshire Primary: The Mailman’s Son Comes In Second

When Ohio governor John Kasich entered the already crowded GOP race for president he tried to distinguish himself as a “regular guy” citing ad nauseum his roots as a blue-collar son of a mailman who carried and delivered mail to families in McKees Rock just outside of Pittsburgh.

The voters of New Hampshire handed Donald Trump a victory just as polls had predicted for weeks but they also cast their votes for Kasich giving him a victory over rivals Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and Marco Rubio.