Victory Starved Anti-Trump Hollywood Braintrust Hardest Hit By Georgia Special Election Results

He misrepresented his national security credentials for months, was caught "making shit up" about Nate Silver in a fundraising email and despite the extensive Democratic support, Jon Ossoff finished with 48.1% in a special election where he needed to garner 50% plus 1 to win.

I want to puke.

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 19, 2017

The pencil-necked carpetbagger must now face off against Republican Karen Handel, former Georgia Secretary of State, in a June 20th runoff.

Democrats were convinced a win for Ossoff would be a catalyst for their victory starved party in the 2018 midterm elections, though Republicans would still have a roughly 44-seat majority in the House and a four-seat advantage in the Senate.

Actor Samuel L. Jackson, who at one time lamented Muslims have become “the new young black men” and admitted that he “really wanted” the San Bernardino terrorists to be white so as not to bring more scrutiny toward Muslims, cut a radio ad for Ossoff imploring, "Stop Donald Trump, a man who encourages racial and religious discrimination and sexism.  Remember what happened the last time people stayed home. We got stuck with Trump. We have to channel the great vengeance and furious anger we have for this administration into votes at the ballot box. Do your friends and family a favor. Hell, do yourself a favor and vote on April 18, and make sure to vote for the Democratic Party."

Former spokesman for Hillary tweeted:

Even if he doesn't hit 50 tonight, Ossoff is showing us the path to retaking the House. It runs through the Panera Breads of America.

— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) April 19, 2017

Here comes the Boomity!

Does Wisconsin have Panera? https://t.co/n8wESSdotv

— Mark Atri (@HEPennypacker84) April 19, 2017

Looks like Ossoff was just a few celebrity tweets short. https://t.co/nRj4CAO3EI

— L (@OrwellForks) April 19, 2017

Carl Reiner Is Even More Senile Than We Thought

Mean Tweets: Carl Reiner Edition.

Original tweet here.

Shirley Temple Has Sailed To Heaven On The Good Ship Lollipop

Shirley Temple sang and danced her way into the hearts of America.  Her movies were beloved by all who saw them.  She was one of the most popular child stars in Hollywood history.  She was “America’s little darling”.

As a young girl, I watched her movies on Saturdays and Sundays when the local television channels would run them.  I’m not ashamed to say that when I have a legendary bad day I sometimes sit down to watch one of her movies to lift my spirits.

My mom was obsessed with giving me permanents because she wanted my hair to be curly like hers.

Unlike the child stars of today, Shirley Temple’s life was never scandal-ridden or drug-addled.  Her life was one of remarkable achievements including ambassadorships to Ghana and Czechoslovakia.

She made some 43 feature movies, including "The Little Colonel," "Poor Little Rich Girl," "Heidi" and "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm," in 10 years, starring with big-name actors like Randolph Scott, Lionel Barrymore and Jimmy Durante.

Though we have lost a most notable celebrity today it is reassuring to know that she peacefully passed away at her Woodside, California home from natural causes.  Shirley Temple was 85.

Rest in peace Curly Top.  You will be sorely missed.  Godspeed.