Worth A Thousand Words

“Look At This. It’s Worthless—Ten Dollars From A Vendor In The Street.”

CULVER CITY, CA— Hillary Clinton exhorted California Democrats on Friday to quickly mail back ballots for Tuesday’s primary as she races to hold off a strong surge from rival Bernie Sanders that would sully the nomination victory she expects to claim the same day.

Earlier in her address at a community college, Clinton joked that her long career in public policy leads to periodic reexamination of positions on children’s welfare and other issues she said she has held “for what, 40 years?”

“People keep discovering me. I’m like an archaeological dig,” she joked.

Uh uh you power-mad crone, it’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

.@HillaryClinton: "People keep discovering me. I'm like an archaeological dig." pic.twitter.com/GHZAgYg1UK

— Toby Harnden (@tobyharnden) June 3, 2016

"What can I do about young people's lack of enthusiasm for me?"
"Compare yourself to an archaeological dig?"
"Genius!"

— BT (@back_ttys) June 3, 2016

She is a fossil that's for sure. https://t.co/ZQfaNDcNlZ

— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) June 3, 2016