I’m going to make a relatable boomer reference here that I think best describes the news cycle every damned day of President Trump’s term. It’s from the 1986 film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
Let’s start with
yesterday’s press briefing with Kayleigh McEnany during which she accused the
FBI of trying to manufacture a crime against President Trump’s National Security
Adviser Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn in 2017.
She stated, “The FBI exists to investigate crimes, but in the case of
Michael Flynn, it appears that they might have existed to manufacture one.”
Newly unsealed
documents revealed the motivation for interviewing him was to “get him to lie”
so he would be fired or prosecuted, or to get him to admit to wrongdoing. McEnany pointed to text messages from Peter
Strzok saying, “Hey, don’t close RAZOR [Operation Crossfire Razor].
If you weren’t able to
catch the press briefing, the link is here.
During the same briefing resident douchebag Jim Acosta revealed his fear of catching the Chinese Lung Rot and asked McEnany about contact tracing since it was reported that VP Pence’s spokeswoman, Katie Miller, had tested positive for the virus. Each member of the WH press pool are tested. Here we see Jimbo dutifully wearing a face mask looking a little drowsy. It immediately brought to mind the My Pillow ads.
On Wednesday of this week, out of the clear blue, fat-ass has-been drug and alcohol-addicted rocker Axl Rose decided to pick a Twitter fight with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin. Some folks entered the fray in defense of Mnuchin. Someone you might be familiar with was one of them.
It’s official! Whatever anyone may have previously thought of Steve Mnuchin he’s officially an asshole.
— Axl Rose (@axlrose) May 6, 2020
INBOX: @stevenmnuchin1 @axlrose @ComfortablySmug
— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) May 7, 2020
BTW, those “fat photos” of you are STILL on the Internet. Ha ha ha. pic.twitter.com/S0akvMiRub
Not only can the Left 𝙉𝙊𝙏 meme, they can't even get their nominee to leave his basement which will lead inevitably to this... pic.twitter.com/EWbhunhtvQ
— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) May 9, 2020
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