Saturday, May 9, 2020

Saturday Satire

I’m going to make a relatable boomer reference here that I think best describes the news cycle every damned day of President Trump’s term.  It’s from the 1986 film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

Let’s start with yesterday’s press briefing with Kayleigh McEnany during which she accused the FBI of trying to manufacture a crime against President Trump’s National Security Adviser Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn in 2017.  She stated, “The FBI exists to investigate crimes, but in the case of Michael Flynn, it appears that they might have existed to manufacture one.”

Newly unsealed documents revealed the motivation for interviewing him was to “get him to lie” so he would be fired or prosecuted, or to get him to admit to wrongdoing.  McEnany pointed to text messages from Peter Strzok saying, “Hey, don’t close RAZOR [Operation Crossfire Razor].

If you weren’t able to catch the press briefing, the link is here.

During the same briefing resident douchebag Jim Acosta revealed his fear of catching the Chinese Lung Rot and asked McEnany about contact tracing since it was reported that VP Pence’s spokeswoman, Katie Miller, had tested positive for the virus.  Each member of the WH press pool are tested.  Here we see Jimbo dutifully wearing a face mask looking a little drowsy.  It immediately brought to mind the My Pillow ads.

On Wednesday of this week, out of the clear blue, fat-ass has-been drug and alcohol-addicted rocker Axl Rose decided to pick a Twitter fight with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin.  Some folks entered the fray in defense of Mnuchin.  Someone you might be familiar with was one of them.


Not to belabor the point, but Joe Biden is pathetic.  His virtual rallies are a farce.  The video quality is glitchy, pixelated and moves at a snail’s pace.  What the hell is Biden’s team doing?  It’s elder abuse I tell ya.  I think it’s a bad omen for his election chances.  Here are my thoughts and tweets on the matter.


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