Saturday Satire

Just like every week since Donald Trump became the 45^th President of the United States, the news has come in so hot and heavy it's like trying to drink water from a fire hose.

And like every week, we’ve seen the Democrat Media Complex lose their shit over the President’s Coronavirus Task Force briefings.

It’s been three weeks since the nation was asked to stay at home to slow the spread of the Chinese Lung Rot. Folks like you and me with gumption and grit have witnessed the weaklings in the herd show us precisely why they are the weaklings.  I have chronicled just a few of this week's “moments” here.  It’s my way of pointing and laughing at the “Covidiots”.

The Chinese people have been making the comparison between Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh since at least 2015.  Where some see harmless fun, Beijing sees it as a way to undermine the dignity of President Xi.  The portly yellow bear was added to Communist China’s internet search blacklist.

So, when a photograph emerged yesterday of a swaddled newborn baby from China wearing a face shield I poked the “bear”.  Is this the Ministry of Propaganda’s work to make us think the Chinese are now super-duper careful about the global pandemic they started?  Spare me.

Remember when the NBA kowtowed to the Red Chinese while millions protested in Hong Kong? Americans sat up and took notice when brave young people were shown waving the American flag and singing our national anthem in the streets.  Houston Rockets General Manager, Daryl Morey innocently tweeted an image that infuriated China.  It read, “Fight for freedom, stand with Hong Kong.”

China’s state broadcaster, CCTV, said it would suspend broadcasts of the NBA’s preseason games. Enter FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr (pictured thunderdunking) who publicly shamed a Chinese government mouthpiece who suggested on Twitter that U.S. officials should visit China to experience “freedom”.  Carr accepted the offer adding he first wanted to speak with the brave journalists and doctors who risked their lives to warn the world about the coronavirus but were quickly “disappeared”.

I could have pictured these two in straitjackets but felt that’s been overdone. So I went with skull helmets to depict how drain-bamaged they are.

Longtime Democrat strategist fossil James Carville claimed Wednesday on MSNBC, "This thing in Wisconsin was one of the most awful things I've ever seen in my life," referring to the controversy over whether to postpone Wisconsin’s primary election due to the pandemic. "The extent that they will go to hold onto power—it was all about one Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin—they will kill people to stay in power, literally."

The Washington Post’s paint chip eating “conservative” Jennifer Rubin tweeted, “If Biden is serious about winning he needs to accuse Trump of willingness to kill people.”

I got it.  Biden needs to lie his ass off.  These people are possessed of the devil.

Speaking of Biden, he continues his quest for relevancy by broadcasting from his home studio basement.  These cringeworthy attempts to be part of the electoral conversation are rife with incomplete sentences, bouts of coughing reminiscent of Hillary’s and afterwards touching his face.  Biden has Democrats in a full-on panic.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s daily coronavirus press conferences have captivated audiences across the nation.

A poll conducted April 3-6 commissioned by the conservative pro-market Club For Growth and shared with the New York Post found 56% of Democrats prefer Cuomo for president instead of poor old Sleepy Joe.  That’s a 12-point margin and well outside the 4.8% margin of error.  The poll showed Hispanics, young people, women and self-identified liberals favor dumping the former Vice President for Cuomo.

The second Photoshop™ is Cuomo set in a scene from the Netflix movie Uncut Gems starring Adam Sandler, a New York City jeweler always on the lookout for the next big score.  The quote from the film, “This is how I win” became a viral meme.

Jim @Acosta says that the press conferences are "happy talk" briefings.

President Trump: "This is not happy talk for me. Maybe it's happy talk for you. We're talking about death." pic.twitter.com/eZBwWtkYUD

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 10, 2020