Yep, National Tater Day
is a thing. It’s observed annually
on March 31. Since the time potatoes were shipped from Europe to the
colonies in the early 17th century, their consumption has been a major part of
the North American diet. In the United States, there are over 100 varieties of
potatoes. But one variety is being celebrated here today.
To mark this auspicious
day, we are highlighting the resplendent Brian Stelter. Stelter was dubbed “Tater” by senior
columnist and author for Townhall, Kurt Schlichter. Kurt, according to his bio
at Townhall, was personally recruited to write conservative commentary by none
other than Andrew Breitbart.
When
The New Yorker severed ties with CNN contributor Ryan Lizza for improper
sexual conduct, CNN pulled him from future on-air appearances while the network
conducted “an extensive investigation into the matter,” prompting Stelter to tweet:
Just received this statement from @CNNPR: "We have just learned of the New Yorker's decision. @RyanLizza will not appear on CNN while we look into this matter." https://t.co/QYPVzBLGbP— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 11, 2017
Schlichter tweeted his
reply, “Hey Tater, why can't liberal media people not grope every woman in
sight?”
When President Trump
was scheduled to take his first formal health examination since taking office,
Stelter’s network was
certain the president was a mental basket case. After Dr. Ronny Jackson’s 4-hour exam proved
the President’s mental health was above reproach, poor Brian was forced to
tweet:
"The president's overall health is excellent," Dr. Ronny Jackson says.— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 16, 2018
Schlichter responded,
“Tater has sadz.”
John Stossel, a libertarian
pundit for the Fox Business Network, interviewed a young lady we all would be
wise to pay attention to.
Oliver Darcy, Senior
Media Reporter for CNN, chided Stossel’s interview with the young lady tweeting, “John
Stossel seems to think its great people are getting their news from YouTubers
vs reliable new organizations.
“Tater” saw an opening
to attack Fox News again with this tweet in response to Darcy’s dig:
It's sad to see someone so smart fundamentally misunderstanding how YouTube video "views" are counted. Talk about an illusion...— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 28, 2018
So, the young lady decided to throw
down the gauntlet:
CNN’s network is crashing so hard, that their lead anchors are debating my view count on YouTube.— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) March 29, 2018
They’ve moved on from Stormy Daniels, to counting youtube views. LOL https://t.co/UYZVsuL28E
Here’s the Stossel interview
with Candace. After watching it, I’m confident
you’ll agree she’s a voice to be reckoned with.
Have you been "red-pilled"? @RealCandaceO gives out "red pills" to millions: pic.twitter.com/mcJrrdhlaU— John Stossel (@JohnStossel) March 28, 2018
Owens is far from the
first black conservative. But, she says others “have not been successful in the
past because they cared too much about what people thought…We’re doing it
differently…talking a lot of trash.”
Having an edgy sense of
humor is one way she does it. So is knowing history and literature better than
her critics.
“You can feel free to
call me an Uncle Tom. You can feel free to call me an Auntie Tom. It does not
affect me,” she says. “Do you want to know why? Because I actually read the
book. Uncle Tom was the hero.”
Look out “Tater”. Candace may one day make tater salad out of
you.
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