DNC Despair And Revulsion Week Will Be Brought To You By A Cast Of Misfits

The Democratic National Convention kicks off in Philadelphia on Monday.  Debbie Wasserman Schultz kept the schedule of speakers hush-hush on the DNC website until just before daybreak today.  The LA Times published the press release and Despair and Revulsion Week will open with The Wookkie, socialist fossil Bernie Sanders and immigration activist Astrid Silva.

One can only assume we will be reminded that on January 20, 2017 America’s first black family will be moving out of the White House.  I guess the First Lady will take back her statement about being proud of her country for the first time.

Tuesday night is guaranteed to be a real corker with gin-blossomed Billy Jeff and the darlings of the Left, Mothers of the Movement, otherwise known as “gun violence” moms.

It is unclear at this point whether there will be Styrofoam Greek columns on stage for The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s speech. Gaffe-tastic Uncle Joe Biden will also drone on and on.

Thursday will offer Chelsea Clinton, daughter of the unindicted felon, before The Sack Of Russet Potatoes accepts her party’s nomination.

Additional speakers in alphabetical order are:

State Representative Raumesh Akbari (Tennessee)

Congresswoman Joyce Beatty (Ohio)

Congressman Xavier Becerra (California)

Columbia, SC Mayor Steve Benjamin

Senator Cory Booker (New Jersey)

Senator Barbara Boxer (California)

Congressman Brendan Boyle (Pennsylvania)

Congressman Bob Brady (Pennsylvania)

Governor Jerry Brown (California)

Senator Sherrod Brown (Ohio)

Senator Bob Casey (Pennsylvania)

Congressman Joaquin Castro (Texas)

Congressman James Clyburn (South Carolina)

Congressman Joseph Crowley (New York)

Governor Andrew Cuomo (New York)

Governor Mark Dayton (Minnesota)

Former Governor Howard Dean (Vermont)

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio

Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan

Majority Leader State Representative Crisanta Duran (Colorado)

Congresswoman Michelle Lujan Grisham (New Mexico)

Chillicothe, OH Mayor Luke Feeney

State Representative Peggy Flanagan (Minnesota)

Senator Al Franken (Minnesota)

Congressman Ruben Gallego (Arizona)

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti

Former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords & Captain Mark Kelly (Arizona)

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (New York)

Tallahassee, FL Mayor Andrew Gillum

Former Governor Jennifer Granholm (Michigan)

Congressman Luis Gutierrez (Illinois)

Former Senator Tom Harkin (Iowa)

Democratic State Party Chair Jaime Harrison (South Carolina)

Governor John Hickenlooper (Colorado)

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas)

Senator Tim Kaine (Virginia)

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney

State Senator Ruben Kihuen (Nevada)

Senator Amy Klobuchar (Minnesota)

Congressman Ted Lieu (California)

Congresswoman Nita Lowey (New York)

Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes (Kentucky)

Governor Terry McAuliffe (Virginia)

Congresswoman Gwen Moore (Wisconsin)

Senator Chris Murphy (Connecticut)

Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom (California)

Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (Washington, DC)

Former Governor Martin O’Malley (Maryland)

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi

Atlanta Mayor Kasim Reed

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid (Nevada)

Congressman Adam Schiff (California)

Senator Chuck Schumer (New York)

Former State Representative Bakari Sellers (South Carolina)

Senator Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire)

State Senator Pat Spearman (Nevada)

Former Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa

Boston Mayor Marty Walsh

Senator Elizabeth Warren (Massachusetts)

Congresswoman Maxine Waters (California)

Flint, MI Mayor Karen Weaver

Governor Tom Wolf (Pennsylvania)

And just for shits and giggles, here's our Fearful Leader weighing in on the RNC Convention which wrapped up last night:

#Breaking: President Obama criticizes the tone of the #RNCinCLE, saying Trump’s message doesn’t jibe with facts https://t.co/PE9bwCNisw

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 22, 2016